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Animals! They are great, aren't they? And they are valuable... especially the mammals.
Many animals are for sale. Painstaking research, (calls to Petsmart and emails to Brooke Byrd and the USDA) has revealed their typical cash prices.
Ladybug 1¢
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Cricket 11¢
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Angel Fish $6
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Chicken $7.50
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Guinea Pig $35
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Corn Snake $50
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Dog (Male Boxer from Shelter) $121 |
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Ostrich (Female) $750
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Horse (riding) $2,500
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Bluefin Tuna (550 lbs.) $7,700
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| Elephant $13,000 |
http://www.elephantsinsrilanka.org/docs/status_domestic_elephants_sl_2003.pdf
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