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Gigilo Jane
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 2:01 am

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Dalek
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 3:06 am

Owen

Rob. These are hilarious. I am putting together a trivia night in the next few weeks. Would you mind if I based a few questions on these? Possibly also your \'pick the author from a random page of text\' quizzes (I scored 14/14 of those - Yay!) and/or your \'name this robot\' quiz (didn\'t fare quite so well on that one) Owen from Canberra, Australia.

Optimus Prime
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 3:10 am

Buffalo Bilious

Hey Rob, regarding your recent instructional on drywall, you should mention/warn that folks should check for any electrical wires behind the wall before they start hacking away with the drywall saw.

B9
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 4:57 am

Crow

Even more ridiculous Google autocompletion results: http://autocompleteme.com/

Crow T. Robot
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 5:16 am

Bob

Reddit? How can you stand to look at that site for more than a minute? It burns!

Aibo
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 7:27 am

Dustin

Robin Williams is a loser

Bicentennial Man
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 9:35 am

Keith

I\'d really like to see the Cockeyed Easy, Illustrated Instructions[tm] on replacing drum brakes. It\'s a task I\'ve never had the guts to tackle yet.

Bender
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 10:47 am

Splatman

How to grow weed? I\'d rather get rid of weeds. Who doesn\'t like a lush green lawn? Rob, you gotta do something about those goofy slashes that appear before every apostrophe. Came up with a use for those 2 glass things I sent you 4 C-mas \'08 yet? Suggestion: Put a comments page in your fix-a-hole-in-a-wall section, so ppl can comment on that there, and not here. Another suggestion: Make your website Gravatar capable, so people can use their own avatars. http://en.gravatar.com Give it a Splat!

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Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 1:01 pm

Obbop

Lazy man\'s method. Grab a two-buck air vent at home improvement store. Duct tape over rear so outlets are sealed. Get the style without movable vents. Run bead of caulk on rear close to edge. Use screw holes in metal duct outlet to attach to wall. Done.

Roomba
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 2:06 pm

search \'how to kill\', you\'ll get at least one Harper Lee reference, and at least one Dragon Age reference.

Bicentennial Man
Tuesday 02nd of February 2010 4:35 pm

Drew

I would like to know, in Easy, Illustrated Instructions, how to: - make money fast - make girls want me - increase my stamina in bed - lose weight without dieting or exercise Thanks Rob!

Iron Giant
Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 10:55 am

Ben

Internet Explorer, Rob? Seriously? Also, you should do an AMA on Reddit.

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Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 12:35 pm

Jordan

It seems to me, the answer to your problems regarding mysticism vs mistercism is in the same search results: how to perform hypnotism.

Pris
Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 1:15 pm

You are not the first, nor will you be the last person to test Google\'s auto-complete feature. http://edgeofthewest.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/i-am-utterly-baffled/ And I\'m sure someone preceded TEotAW\'s post.

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Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 1:44 pm

Shane

Try just typing \"why\" or \"why \" (with the space) results are pretty good!

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Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 2:19 pm

Emma

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Dalek
Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 2:28 pm

Stu Padaso

Spell hummus wrong as humas and Yahoo search \"How to cook humas\". Google figured out your not tryong to BBQ your neighbor, but Yahoo?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?

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Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 6:02 pm

Jay

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Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 7:11 pm

Peter M

Interent Explorer? Bad form that man... bad form.

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Wednesday 03rd of February 2010 8:50 pm

Some Bill Guy

Looking over this shows some interesting statistics...surely have you noticed how many times queries pertaining to hickeys show up? This means something. (I do not profess to know what it is.)

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Friday 05th of February 2010 6:30 am

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Friday 05th of February 2010 3:03 pm

ana

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Saturday 06th of February 2010 7:05 pm

Sitting Bear

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Thursday 11th of February 2010 7:48 am

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Thursday 11th of February 2010 7:48 am

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Wednesday 26th of May 2010 12:26 am