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 | I'm a big fan of the Glowing Butterfly. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:20 am |
 | Ah, so the Nasonex bee really is voiced by Antonio Banderas! Myth Confirmed! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:28 am |
 | The first commercials with that Nasonex bee looked terrible. The animation has gotten a lot better. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:52 am |
 | Wii would like to play. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:59 am |
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 | Neigh! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:01 am |
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 | Commercials are like a hound dog. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:03 am |
 | Since I get soaked with human feces every day, I get nail infections pretty often. And let me tell
you they hurt. Not an active, burning pain, but rather a passive one, waiting for you to bump your
toe or crush it to multiply the pain that would normally occur by at least 200 times.
I admit it, I cry sometimes, when that happens. Then Steve-O beats my ass with a nailed baseball
bat, so I forget about crying and start laughing incontrollably. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:44 am |
 | If we're going to be specific, Mucinex isn't a prescription drug (however, it is OTC and you do have
to sign and show ID in a lot of states, I believe), and I don't think Lamisil is either. However, I
agree that the idea of a Gremlin taking up residence in my toe is pretty damn gross... | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:00 am |
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 | cheerio. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:33 am |
 | I'm not sure if this is supposed to be me, but if it is you spelled my name wrong. There's an "S"
in there. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:03 am |
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 | I died 12 years ago. Just thought you might want to know. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:37 am |
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 | Even cereal companies are now modulating what products they market to children. Do you think there
will be regulation on this at any time? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:47 am |
| I'm buried next to humanoids, I've mated with them, built tools, have skeletal proportions that are
within modern human normals, and yet I'm classified as a Neanderthal? That's just racist! Millions
of years old... bah!
It's about time they added moving cave drawings to drug advertising. That way, if you don't know
what it is like to have a migraine, you can better visualize it, and then the next thing you know.
You need Imitrex! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:52 am |
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| I HAVE had nightmares about that Lamisil creature. I cringe every time I'm reminded of it. So I
think the ads have been effective - I haven't forgot their product or stopped inspecting my feet
for fungus.
You've also forgotten to add Rozerem to your list - the sleep drug that shows a guy who can't
dream, so he's stalked by Abe Lincoln, a deep-sea diver and a talking woodchuck. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:18 am |
 | i was under the impression that the lunesta insect was a luna moth | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:32 am |
| Diggers really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a
month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:33 am |
| I reccomend watching these commercials with plenty of hot, buttery popped-corn. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:35 am |
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 | Dear Rob, thanks for the fab roundup of animated prescription drug mascots.In answer to your
question, yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England. But we call French fries `chips'.
Love, Ringo. PS: Forgive the lateness of my reply. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:40 am |
 | Lost another loan to Ditech! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:41 am |
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 | Funky Tut. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:45 am |
| Mr. Box here. I just want to clear up something said earlier by Mr. Redenbacher. Popped corn is not
a suitable food for watching these commercials. Only the JUMBO JACK™ will do. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:46 am |
| When I saw this, I just *knew* that evil nail fungus thing would be included. What a horrible
commercial.
Ugh, and that bee-like creature is something else, isn't it? Horrible, cheap CGI that will surely
encourage other companies to follow suit. I'm glad those in the know no longer have to watch
commercials. ;-)
Oh, and while we're talking about ads--how about those internet ads (not that I see those anymore
either, thanks to Ad Muncher) for loans or whatever it is with the really long dog or cat or pig or
whatnot? Who thought this was a good idea? Who said "Gee, the way to get somebody to borrow money
from us is to show them some disgustingly distended dog"? Marketers are all retards. Oh. . .sorry.
;-) | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:49 am |
| Hovercraft | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:02 am |
| Ahhhhhh DIGGER! That commercial makes me hate my TV...and I love my TV so thats pretty serious for
me. It really does give me nightmares and heeby jeebies for the whole day after I see it.
UGGGGGHHH | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:11 am |
 | The DJ comment had me absolutely rolling.
What a great way to start the day!
When are you having a Sacramento Cockeyed.com gathering? :-) | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:13 am |
| Good point! This is a multi-billion dollar market. I think the marketing is working it's charm.
Magic pill/spray will make it all better! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:17 am |
| That's hot. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:32 am |
 | I don't have anything to say. Just want to read some comments. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:39 am |
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 | That green moth scares the crap outta me | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:44 am |
 | That last picture is what I look like with my eyes closed. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:46 am |
| I've never seen an ad for Tossturo before. Is it real? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:49 am |
| The Nasonex bee is voiced by Antonio Banderas? I always thought it was some guy with a bad/fake
Spanish accent. It seems too exaggerated. But I do like the way he pronounces Nasonex. "Naysownex."
Sheer brilliance!
I must confess. I am not really the Dytek Guy. I'm actually Antonio Banderas! Free Nasonex for
all!!! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:50 am |
 | Where are the goddamn dirty apes? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:54 am |
| Does anyone else think that my Morning Jack™ sandwich has a completely inappropriate name? I'm
thinking of changing it to Wake & Spank™. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:54 am |
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 | whoa | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:57 am |
 | Are those all prescription drugs? My doctor is also a cartoon, so he will usually prescribe anything
like this. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:01 am |
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 | Yes, I believe I HAVE had nightmares about Digger. Not unlike the nightmares I used to have as a
child when I didn't brush my teeth and the Crest Cavity Monsters came out of my closet and used
their jack hammers on my teeth. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:12 am |
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| Want to touch the heiney! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:14 am |
 | Hur hur hur. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:16 am |
 | Fabuuuuuuuulous! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:17 am |
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| Doesn't Lunesta advertise that their drug is non-habit forming? Where's the fun in that? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:06 am |
| I'm not as small as you think I am. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:06 am |
 | As a Political Lightning rod, I have frequent burning, and redness, and GW said that the cartoons
help talk to the average man, like him and I, So when I see the cartoon, I feel like the Drug
Companies are talking directly to me, the average man, just like GW........Yep | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:07 am |
| Get in zee choppa! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:10 am |
| Will Arnett | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:40 am |
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| I cant believe a bug | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:47 am |
| LOL...Me and my roomie always reffered to that Lunesta butterfly as "the EVIL butterfly. The first
time I saw the commercial, I thought the butterfly was taking their breath (like the old story
about cats doing the same thing). The poor soul is laying peacefully in bed....butterfly shows
up....GONE!! And the LAST victim actually comes back to life ten seconds later like an old Romero
flick!!
That reminds me....I gotta rescreen all the windows...brb | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:48 am |
| It's despicable, baby. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:04 pm |
| uh huh | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:08 pm |
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 | I've adorned the soft tissue under your toenail with a potpourri-scented lace doily. Isn't that
magical? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:24 pm |
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 | Ohhhh, I'll play your game, you rogue! Let's try "The Rapists" for $20.
BUCKFUTTER! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:28 pm |
 | Sunhawks - my precious, loyal children - your king commends you. Your presence on Azeroth is of the
utmost importance to both myself and the Master.
Soon, the sun portal will be ready to transport reinforcements from Tempest Keep directly to
Bloodmyst Isle. We will reclaim the Exodar. We will slay the blue skinned mongrels where they
stand. Velen will pay for his crimes. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:33 pm |
 | After a long day of polishing my various jewel encrusted rings, necklaces and sceptres, it can be
difficult to get a full night of sleep. I am eternally grateful to that little Lunesta butterfly
for giving me the rest I need to tackle another day full of sinners and diamonds, both of which are
in need of a little TLC to bring back their radiant shine. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:34 pm |
 | why you be all spelling my name wrong?? bizatch | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:36 pm |
| God, I'm hot. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:39 pm |
| Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair!! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:41 pm |
| That's hot, and out of jail too! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:44 pm |
| That's hot, and out of jail too! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:44 pm |
 | I sincerely do love Lunesta and the sleep fairy that visits me every night to lay my weary head down
into a deep slumber. The best part is the lack of dreams - I tell you, once those confessions come
in, they don't come out. There are some real disturbed sickos out there, and they all seem to come
to me. Perhaps I will start an anonymous blog to help quiet my demons and to show you sinners just
how terrible you really are. Yes, that will do the trick nicely. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 12:53 pm |
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| Another nasal passage lost to Nasonex!!! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:10 pm |
 | The headaches started coming a few years ago, when I first heard about Scientology. I worry about
it constantly now, and as a result I am tormented by the migraine demons every day. Honestly, who
could believe a religion that makes you pay to purify your soul with a machine? I say stick with
good old fashioned tithing and confessing, thank you very much. Handy tip: Imitrex and Lunesta
taken with some brandy (aka "holy water") at bedtime assures you a stone cold undisturbed sleep. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:13 pm |
| I wish they wouldn't let prescription drugs advertise on TV anymore. Maybe they could save that
money and lower their prices a little... | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:17 pm |
| You can stick a finger in my __ss_ if you want to. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:21 pm |
 | and where's the animated stomach from Prevacid?!?! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:24 pm |
| You forgot to put Ron Paul in the list! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:26 pm |
| How bout you sideburns? You want some of this milk? No one gots to know about it. It could be our
milk. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:28 pm |
| My husband is a chump. He needs Viagra. Maybe if Pfizer had a cute little cartoon spokesman the
tubby martyr would bring home the lovin. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:31 pm |
 | We musn't forget the roly-poly...I dunno, thing (?), that they use to market Zoloft. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:32 pm |
| Iphone = more dollars than sense | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:32 pm |
| Screw all these jokers! Try my new Sirloin Ciabatta with Mucinex sprinkles. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:32 pm |
 | I'm way hotter than all these spokes-characters! I'm so hot, I can't keep my own hands off my body! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:33 pm |
| Look out Paris! I'll be in jail soon too. We can be prison pals. By the way, I need to eat a
steak and gain about 10 lbs. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:34 pm |
| I love dudes. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:35 pm |
| Verily do I declare, commercials be hella annoying, yo! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:35 pm |
| I know I'm from Jersey, but somehow I'm a better person now that I speak with a fake British accent.
Ta ta mum! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:35 pm |
| How come I'm not dead yet?! Someone please put me out of YOUR misery! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:39 pm |
| Um, you mis-spelled my name. It's Sanjina. America loves me. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:40 pm |
| Word. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:41 pm |
| love my hair. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 1:46 pm |
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 | I have sex with my wife, Trudi, for 48 straight hours on a regular basis, and I do it drug-free. You
don't need drugs, folks. Take it from Sting (and his wife, Trudi). | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:25 pm |
| Why is my name misspelled? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:29 pm |
| An iPhone will fix that! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:31 pm |
| Thank the gods for TiVo... | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:33 pm |
| I would have preferred a lollipop applicator
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| You spelled my name wrong. It's "Orville".
Did you know that a side affect of Nasonex is horrendous nosebleeds? The "cure" is to try not to
spray it against your septum while you are inhaling it up your nose. This is much easier than it
sounds. The nosebleeds are real gushers, too, it's quite exciting. It does help with the
allergies though. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 2:57 pm |
 | Rob, I too am very angry with Lamisil... and I will write them a letter, telling them how angry I
am. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:23 pm |
| Tut Tut Tut | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:30 pm |
| Pretty damned cool! wanna hear shomething really shtupid? I'm not going to appear in the new Indiana
Jonesh! What kind of bullsh*t ish that?! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:31 pm |
| I like the bee, no WAIT, I like the Mucenex... No, the bee, Wait.... | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:42 pm |
| Mucinex also contains dxm which taken in large doses is a powerful dissociative and hallucinogen! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:46 pm |
| As the world's laziest activist I propose to just basically stand here and yell about it so other
people will actually go fix it. Next year I may go meet with the pharmaceutical people, and I
promise you not one of them will ask for my qualifications to speak to this critical issue. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 3:46 pm |
| Before I went to jail I had dentures installed in my butt so I knew I would be safe. Now I'm going
to auction off my butt dentures on E-bay. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:25 pm |
| All we had to eat in prison besides olive loaf and limbergher cheese was a giant lesbian named Bea
who tasted like salted cod. Bea was not hot. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:31 pm |
| It was the nail fungus that killed me, you know. Get yourself some Lamisil! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:33 pm |
 | Originally I was to be the voice of the Nasonex bee, but the ad agency decided to drop the original
sales slogan "Eliminates allergy suffering like a crazed insurgent severing the head of an Iraqi
police officer and then throwing his body into the Euphrates River to rot." Too wordy, they said. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:48 pm |
| OMG | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:56 pm |
 | like cool | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:56 pm |
| OMG | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:56 pm |
| I actually auditioned for the part of the Lamisil gremlin. Geico was just my fallback. The rest is
history. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 4:59 pm |
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| wdf lindey | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:18 pm |
| ah man one time steve-o and pontius dared me to take like 6 cartons of that damn imitrex shit...that
was one CRAZY experience | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:21 pm |
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| how about the urine medicine with the pipe people??
p.s. how come my name isnt on the list( David Duchovny)?? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:43 pm |
| Not to be a dick, but that's a Luna moth in the Lunesta commercials. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:45 pm |
| Seacrest, out! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 5:47 pm |
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 | As a Canadian, we don't get to see such ads for prescription medication, and thus are deprived of
this alternate form of advertainment.
The butterfly will mop the floor with the mosquito. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:13 pm |
| Uh, what was the question? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:15 pm |
| That's hot. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:24 pm |
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| Son, my name is Robin! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:40 pm |
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| suck it | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 6:55 pm |
| i didnt know they had a name | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:07 pm |
| Yay! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:08 pm |
 | License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations....To kill, you must know your
enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint......They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:23 pm |
| Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:28 pm |
| Ah you... you play with us? Wii love to play with you. Play. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:31 pm |
 | Andy Dufrane escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes,
a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take
six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy
loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of
mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really,
pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do
anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through
the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here
just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The
guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a
mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't
even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five
football fields, just shy of half a mile. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:33 pm |
| Just shut up and eat the damn popcorn. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:41 pm |
 | Wow...this whole time I always thought that butterfly was a luna moth...
Also, you spelled Gandalf wrong. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:54 pm |
| You spelled my name wrong, it's Gandalf. Gandolf sounds like the wizard version of Hitler. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 7:54 pm |
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| I do believe the Lunesta lepidopteran-creature is based off of one of the Actias moths... it appears
to be a stylized A. selene or maybe a slenderized A. luna.
And oh dear lord do I ever agree with your comments on Digger. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:08 pm |
| They can pry my mucinex out of my cold dead hands! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:13 pm |
| OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:15 pm |
| i heart your site Rob! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 8:29 pm |
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| Dude, you have to hit Shichirou's new bong. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:08 pm |
| Awesome!!!!!111111111111
You spelled my name wrong! It's Avril LAVIGNE! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:32 pm |
 | I approve of this message. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:40 pm |
| Rob love the sight. I must say it begs me to tell your shure do know how to spend your free time. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:48 pm |
| Is goot for Kuhlifornia! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 9:57 pm |
| What illness can we get Elmo to represent? Perhaps he can hawk Milk of Magnesia. He is kind of
constipating. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:08 pm |
| don't forget the little bouncing happy Zoloft ball! | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:18 pm |
| how come there are lots of attractive women that are allowed to comment, but I am the only, albeit
mildly, attractive man? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:26 pm |
| Afser se butterfly pill I always tell my waif "ASTALAVISTA BEBE! But afser I schleep I WILL be back!
Hopefully..." | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:27 pm |
| Didn't you get the memo? I died, like, four years ago in my hot-tub. Never saw that one comming
did you. You thought I was this nice grandfater type guy. Hope, hot-tub in the Hollywood Hils. | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 10:42 pm |
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| Who am I? | | Tuesday 26th of June 2007 11:05 pm |
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| This article was almost as bad as my user interface! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:08 am |
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 | I used Lamisil to get the Diggers out of my moustache. It is a great product, I reccomend it. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:28 am |
| I'm a fan of nasonex... | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:40 am |
| rarrr | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:44 am |
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| Oops I crapped my pants. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:09 am |
 | Is that your FINAL answer?? | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:10 am |
 | I'm like the redheaded step-child of the Knowles family | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:12 am |
| Theesh commercialsh are aweshome! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:14 am |
 | behhhehhhehehhee | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:29 am |
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 | My team sucks! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:38 am |
| Where is the guy that keeps loosing a loan to Ditech on the list? | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:39 am |
| Duuuuuuuuude! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 2:33 am |
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| This reminds me of those Foster Farms chickens. You know, those raggy, non-corn-fed chickens in the
commercials? The funny thing is that because of the commercials, I associate those crappy chickens
with Foster Farms. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 3:16 am |
 | Where's the bar? | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 3:57 am |
| I don't see what all the fuss is about. Why don't they use a harmless, lovable old Dixie grampa in
seersuckers like me to talk about joint pain, heartburn, or irrectile disfucntion? I sold popcorn
for 60 years for cryin' out loud! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 4:55 am |
| Isn't the Lunesta creature a LUNA MOTH? | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:09 am |
| Buy me...be the biggest duche on the block. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:40 am |
| Min 15:01.....Damn! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:41 am |
| doughnuts? | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:42 am |
| I dont like because you have a small D_CK. Face it...thats it. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:43 am |
| I think the bee was one of the worst, and they need to stop the bee. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:01 am |
| That Digger toenail fungus commercial totally grosses me out. I have to close my eyes when it comes
on. Just something about the way he peals back that toenail. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:05 am |
| I am an overrated piece of crap that looks like a Universal remote did it with an Atari 2600. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:19 am |
| Since when are so many celebrities speechless? If only it were truly that way.
Sadly, I cannot be classified as a true celebrity as nobody really knows me by sight. :-/ | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:39 am |
| Distance does not decide who is your brother and who is not. The church is going to have to become
the conscience of the free market if it's to have any meaning in this world - and stop being its
apologist.
Excommunicate the soul-less cartoons! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:39 am |
| thanks for misspelling my name... | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 9:08 am |
| This is awesome
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| I'm actually "Boner" from TV's Growing Pains, but Bono was the closest on the list. Why no love,
Cockerham? | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 9:49 am |
| Hovercraft | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 9:54 am |
| I'm mad because no one on your website recognized me. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 10:30 am |
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| Wii would like to play! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 11:59 am |
| It tis a shame to see your once great nation kneeling at the alter of pill pushers and capitalist
whores. My god is not short of cash. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:32 pm |
 | ...Why would you do that...You're a jerk... | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:46 pm |
| Suntan lotion good, ultraviolet rays bad. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:46 pm |
| Dear Sir,
Just writing to let you know an interesting tidbit: I am actually the voice of Digger! I know it
may not sound like my natural Scottish accent, but I am a trained actor, and they are paying me the
big bucks! Huzzzah! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 12:54 pm |
| Damn I'm so hot! Hot hot hot! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:05 pm |
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| I wrote a blog entry about this a few months ago: http://www.donnyspi.com/blog/entry,452 | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 1:46 pm |
| Great feature Rob. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 2:39 pm |
| | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 2:53 pm |
 | Lunesta and a Hot-Toddy for me to start the day! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 3:12 pm |
| | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 3:59 pm |
| I love to leave blank comments! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 4:18 pm |
| That's hot. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 4:24 pm |
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| Don't be glib. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 4:30 pm |
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| I'm dead. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 4:50 pm |
| THIS IS FILTH. YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS. THE GREAT SATAN HAS FILLED YOUR HEAD. OH YOU DOG-SON.
FILTH. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 5:29 pm |
| Suck it Trebek! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 5:56 pm |
| This blew me away! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:01 pm |
| | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:13 pm |
| You spelled Solange wrong. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:31 pm |
| This is fantastic! Great job once again, Rob! You're the man now, dog! Haha! When are you finally
going to take my suggestions and do an article on when and why it's acceptable to slap a woman? | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 7:59 pm |
| | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:14 pm |
| PLACENTA@! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:17 pm |
| UGH!! UGH!! OOOG!! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 8:56 pm |
| What about smiling Bob for enzyte? He's not animated but he's a mascot. Heh, you can buy t-shirts
with his picture from them also | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 9:03 pm |
| I LOVE THIS SITE!! I LOVE IT!! HAHAHAHAH!! OH BOY, I COULD JUST JUMP UP AND DOWN ON A COUCH RIGHT
NOW! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 9:06 pm |
| I'm cool | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 9:11 pm |
| You think that mosquito butterfly are bad?
lets play | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 9:28 pm |
| The Nasonex bee recently got a facelift. He was originally a very basic, very ugly CGI bee. We're
talking early 90's Mainframe-esq style.. in 2006.
Now he looks much better. Though, I always did have a problem with a bee selling allergy medicine.
I'm allergic to bee stings, so I'm sure as hell not trusting one. Might aswell have Mr. Peanut
join him. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 10:11 pm |
| Wii would like to play... with your animated sales people. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 10:57 pm |
| Bird, squiggly line, eye, triangle. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 10:59 pm |
| I can't wait to see even more commercials featuring CG-animated spokespeople! That Digger is
horrifying. Needs better hair, though. Maybe that'd help. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 11:09 pm |
| Oy! | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 11:22 pm |
| There's one for Lotrimin or Lamisil too. | | Wednesday 27th of June 2007 11:23 pm |
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| | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 12:19 am |
| Rob, could you have picked a worse picture of me? Look at how fat my face is! Wearing a bicycle
helmet for Christ sake! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 12:33 am |
 | Buy more Ketchup! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 12:35 am |
| I am sexually attracted to the bumblebanderas. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 2:54 am |
| This is one of the funniest things you've ever written, Rob.
| | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:05 am |
 | I'm the first person to use natalie portman. Truly, the Audrey Hepburn of modern times. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:22 am |
| Rob, you forgot the three most important mascots of all time!
1) The Zoloft ball
2) Jason Alexandar (post-seinfeld) for KFC
3) And the puple-clad, emaciated, efeminate, pan-sexual, raspberry-beret-wearing, name-changing,
falsetto-speaking, 1999-partying, little-red-corvette-driving Jehovah's Witness pop-star who
promotes liquid crazy. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:26 am |
| The innacuracies in this article are nothing short of UNFORGIVABLE!
Diggers don't cause nail infections. All nail infections are caused by the Jews. That's right, I
said it!
Migrane headaches? Jews again. Jews cause all the
headaches in the world. You're not a Jew, are you Cockerham?
The chosen people? Yeah, chosen to cause nail infections, headaches, mucus, and erectile
disfunction!
Wait, what's that you say? The erectile disfunction isn't caused by the Jews? I'm sorry, I can't
hear you over the much louder sound of my career collapsing all around me.
| | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:29 am |
| As the world's prettiest Jew, I take offense to the above comment... just for that Gibson, i'm
giving you a nail-infection. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:31 am |
| You think the Lunesta Butterfly is creepy... just wait until my next movie.
Bring a change of pants. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:32 am |
| **sniff**
If it wasn't for the migrane headaches, I would have been able to fly out
of the jet-wash and goose wouldn't have died.... Oh goose. GOOOOOOSE! Damn you Imitrex! Damn you to
hellllllll! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:34 am |
 | I would have been a much better Nasonex
spokesman....................................................................................................................tell
me what you think: "Use Nasonex... punk." | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:36 am |
| Sew faar, newbody haas accounted for da eye-phone's particular accent. Hoo selfeesh. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:37 am |
| I really like the "Cockeyed: Citizen" graphic... with the eye thing. It's all kinds of cool. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:38 am |
 | You forgot about another important advertising Icon. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:39 am |
| Before I was on the national political stage, I was the original Lucky Charms leprechaun. They
didn't animate me, it was all acting. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:41 am |
| Rob. I'm a BIG fan of your site. There isn't much I disagree with. But you SLAUGHTERED my name.
My name is DENNIS KUCINICH.
D-E-N-N-I-S K-U-C-I-N-I-C-H | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:42 am |
| I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to punish you with dozens of Oprahs singing show tunes. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:44 am |
| The Jets are gonna have their way tooonight. The Jets are gonna have their day tooonight. The Puerto
Ricans grumble: "Fair Fight". But if they start a rumble, we'll rumble them right! Tooooniiiiight.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnight! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:46 am |
| Toonight, the minutes seem like hours.
The hours go so slowly.
Toonight, Toonight. I'll see my love tonight. Tonight there will be no morning star! TOOONIGHT
THERE WILL BE NO MORNING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:47 am |
| The SHARKS are gonna have their way, Tooonight. The SHARKS are gonna have their day tooonight. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:49 am |
| Crazy! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:49 am |
| Pop! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:49 am |
| Cracko-Jacko! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:49 am |
| Just play it coool boy........................ Real cool.
*snap* | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:50 am |
| Boy!__________________________Boy!_______________Crazy
Boy!_________________________________________JUST PLAY IT COOOOOOL COCKERHAM, REAL COOOOOOOOOL! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:51 am |
| OAKLAHOMA | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:52 am |
| OKLAHOMA where the wind comes sweeping down the plain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .OLKLAHOMA, WHERE
THE WIND COMES RIGHT BEHIND THE raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:53 am |
| Tonight, tonight. I'll see my love tonight. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIGHT THERE WILL BE NO MORNING
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:53 am |
| Razzle dazzle them. And they'll never catch wise! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:54 am |
| MARIA! I've just met a girl named MARIA! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:54 am |
| I feel pretty | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:55 am |
| oh, so pretty | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:55 am |
| I feel pretty | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:55 am |
| and witty | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:55 am |
| and bright | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:55 am |
| and I pity | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:55 am |
| any girl who isn't me tonight! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:56 am |
| Ok, that's enough punishment. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:56 am |
| I love West Side Story. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:56 am |
| Tra La La La La la-la-la-la-la | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:58 am |
| I feel charming. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:58 am |
| Oh so charming. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:58 am |
| It's ALARMING how charming I feeel! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:59 am |
| This stuff is contagious! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:59 am |
| Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Toe-Infection-Milkshake. UGhhh!! Oh God! Aughh! Ha ha
haha ! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 5:53 am |
| | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 6:03 am |
| After my reinvention as the "Good, Clean, Paris Hilton", I'm going to take this opportunity to
become a rolemodel for those who have recently been in prison.
And I'm totally gonna cash in on it. Possibly by endorsing something associated with alcohol
cessation. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 7:17 am |
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| why have it? | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 9:53 am |
| Pepto-Bismo has an animated, pink digestive tract, albeit, not a terribly anthropomorphised one. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 10:26 am |
| The Nasonex bee had an Extreme Makeover from the version used for their first commercial. Still,
it's bizarre when a one-shot gimmick becomes a (beloved? no, not going that far) mascot. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 10:40 am |
| Why use Lunesta when you can watch my Larry King post-prison interview and fall asleep for free? | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 10:40 am |
| Don't butterflies only come out during the day? Clearly that Lunesta creature is actually a giant
moth. A giant, radioactive moth.
So, as far as I can tell, the message of the Lunesta commercial is that Lunesta will render you so
solidly unconscious that even an enormous, glowing moth flitting around your face won't wake you
up. I think I'll stick with tossing and turning. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 10:54 am |
| That bee is looking at me, I think he wants my autograph! Someone please get rid of him now! God I'm
great. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 11:13 am |
| I'm a sassy ketchup millionaire! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 11:36 am |
| | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 11:46 am |
| You've got a lot of animated mascots but what about that ugly green troll that represents nicotine
cravings in those Nicorette commercials?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdXVtBBUXxE | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 12:34 pm |
| You know, if Rob let the U.N. place maximum character limits on his comments, then he wouldn't be
getting entire scripts of legendary 80s movies on this page. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 1:22 pm |
| If you reverse the first three letters of my name, I could be the natural spokesperson for
sore-throat medicines! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 1:36 pm |
| Good Old Hannukah! Where's my harmonica?
I'd like a gin and tonica, and something to vote onica!
I'm goin' with the bee. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 1:54 pm |
 | Chicken salad with green chili! Oh, sorry. wrong thingy. Vote for me like I did when I was
secretary..oh, wait. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 2:11 pm |
| That's a Luna Moth. Lunestra. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 2:27 pm |
| If it goes up my nose, I'm all for it. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 2:51 pm |
| hmm | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 3:24 pm |
 | I believe in life after lunesta. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 3:51 pm |
| What a twist! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:11 pm |
| That's hot. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:18 pm |
| Death to America | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:28 pm |
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| no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:43 pm |
| Cardinal Fang: fetch... the rack! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:44 pm |
| So, I see you are made of sterner stuff! Fetch... The Comfy Chair!!! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:44 pm |
| If I ever ran into Scarlett Johannsen, my ears would allow my head to lodge firmly between her ample
breasts | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:45 pm |
 | Regis is short, he he he | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:45 pm |
| Sunstrider? | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:46 pm |
| Hollywood needs to make a movie in which me and Scarlett Johanssen play lesbian lovers. It would
make more money than any film ever made ever. Seriously. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:47 pm |
| They could call it "Bound: 2". We could have a threesome with Jennifer Tilly.
Just think about it. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:48 pm |
| You should add in the creepy Quiznos singing pirate-zombie-hamster things. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 4:52 pm |
| digger scares the shit out of me | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 5:04 pm |
| I am thinking of adopting Bluto/Brutus as a cartoon character to represent the Mahdi Army. But the
issue of deciding which name to use has me stymied. Any help would be appreciated. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 5:15 pm |
| I like Digger The Hermaphrodite | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 5:26 pm |
| lunesta is actually named after the lunar butterfly. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 7:57 pm |
| fgjj | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:34 pm |
| AWESOME DUDDEEE!!!!! STICK AN ICECUBE IN MY TOENAILS> | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:34 pm |
| Eat my popcorn or i'll pimp slap yo | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:35 pm |
 | WHIP IT IN THERE | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:36 pm |
| Eat my boigazzzz | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:36 pm |
| Pronounce my name! | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:36 pm |
| Black sweat! OOOAHH | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:38 pm |
| my last name is the best place in the usa. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:38 pm |
| Am I wasted? yes | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:38 pm |
| my hubby sucks. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:39 pm |
| These drugs are all well and good, but where's the tryptophan? | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 8:48 pm |
| Don't forget Turbo, a loveable car mascot for the small company "Pierre Money Mart", which promises
cars to people with poor credit, or have filed bankruptcy. | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 9:13 pm |
| I'd stick all those animals in my twat | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 11:27 pm |
| Now that impotence is called "ED," do guys named Ed feel impotent? | | Thursday 28th of June 2007 11:32 pm |
| I'm glad I'm not the only one horrified by the Lamisil demon. I almost puked the first 5 times I saw
that commercial. | | Friday 29th of June 2007 12:17 am |
| | | Friday 29th of June 2007 2:08 am |
| Try these drugs. I did. | | Friday 29th of June 2007 3:10 am |
| | | Friday 29th of June 2007 3:41 am |
| FUCK YOU COCKERHAM
I think digger is disgusting, but in Australia, they use an aussie voice | | Friday 29th of June 2007 5:11 am |
| I was all like, "Stop staring at me, Digger!" | | Friday 29th of June 2007 7:19 am |
| I'm horny. | | Friday 29th of June 2007 7:20 am |
| I'm in the process of making a movie combining them all - of course, they all end up faking their
hi-jinks, but there's a good laugh at the end. Coming to Cinemas in September (Rated PG) | | Friday 29th of June 2007 7:39 am |
| | | Friday 29th of June 2007 8:00 am |
| Some one used my name in a comment, and it was not me! How do I report this abuse of my name!? I
would never say "Neigh!" I am much more respectable then that. You need to confirm identities
before allowing them to post! | | Friday 29th of June 2007 9:00 am |
| If you elect me, I'll regulate the pharma commercials more tightly. | | Friday 29th of June 2007 12:55 pm |
| Beware! The side effects to many of these drugs are absolutely NOT worth the cure. Lamisil claims to
have reduced the severity of explosive, uncontrollable diahearra by 30%. DO NOT BE FOOLED. Take it
from me, they are just as potent as ever - if not even more so. In a crowded room, would you prefer
a migraine, or violently explosive diahearra? If you are unsure, let me give you a clue - YOU TAKE
THE MIGRAINE. I only hope for some good to come of my numerous misfortunes. | | Friday 29th of June 2007 2:00 pm |
| actaully its Avril Lavigne, but never mind. | | Friday 29th of June 2007 2:02 pm |
| we would like to play | | Friday 29th of June 2007 7:12 pm |
| I AM A HAM SANDWICH | | Friday 29th of June 2007 8:02 pm |
| I play the droooms. | | Friday 29th of June 2007 9:58 pm |
| After watching the first Nasonex commercial, I got the feeling that the bee was a sexual predator.
In the most recent commercial, he seems to have been altered a bit. It might just be my
imagination. My favorite part is when the two folks get up and celebrate while watching the
sporting event, and the bee tries to join them. Thye ignore him, and he doesn't seem to notice.
Hilarity! | | Friday 29th of June 2007 10:14 pm |
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| Whew!!! I thought I was the only one to see that miniature dogfight. I thought it was the coke and
vodka! | | Saturday 30th of June 2007 2:42 am |
| My girlfriend used to take imitrex for her migraines and it worked really well, sadly, it would make
her not be able to speak properly and go numb sometimes as well. | | Saturday 30th of June 2007 6:56 am |
| My name is DENNIS Kuchinich! | | Saturday 30th of June 2007 4:38 pm |
| Just wanted to say Hi, Rob! We should hang out again. | | Saturday 30th of June 2007 5:04 pm |
| THIS WAS DUM-DUM, DUM-DUM | | Saturday 30th of June 2007 5:18 pm |
| | | Saturday 30th of June 2007 8:57 pm |
| i think it should be illegal to advertise medicine on television. self diagnosis and treatment based
on the information in a tv advertisement is the ultimate outcome. i don't think its safe for the
very reason that i wouldn't trust an advertiser with harmless products. | | Sunday 01st of July 2007 1:26 am |
| Uh, you know i'm dead, right? | | Sunday 01st of July 2007 8:40 am |
| I'm Sparticus! | | Sunday 01st of July 2007 3:29 pm |
| You know, it wasn't that long ago that prescription drug ads were legalized. I remember when I saw
the first ads that included all the "side effects may include. . ." crap and I thought, "this will
never catch on." It was better before.
But maybe I'm dating myself here. After all, dynastic Egypt was a long time ago! | | Sunday 01st of July 2007 9:36 pm |
| Hello! I am the IPHONE! I can be anally inserted for another $17.95 per hour! What? WHAT? | | Sunday 01st of July 2007 10:51 pm |
| i have 5 names! | | Sunday 01st of July 2007 11:33 pm |
| I'm FAT!!! | | Sunday 01st of July 2007 11:37 pm |
| commericals are meant to target people with very low grade intellegence equivelencies so there you
go | | Monday 02nd of July 2007 12:17 am |
| boo. | | Monday 02nd of July 2007 8:16 am |
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| oooookay then...why do you know what kind of butterfly that is?! (and i only wish that i had
scarlett johansson's boobs) | | Monday 02nd of July 2007 10:45 pm |
| mo smarmagna argh! | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 12:09 am |
| Just the thought of that Lamisil commercial gives me shivers! | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 6:59 am |
| | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 6:59 am |
| I CALL this article "excellent"! Get it? CALL? | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 9:17 am |
| im a dirty drunken who-ore and i love drugs. gimme gimme gimme | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 9:44 am |
 | i used to eat box and i loved it | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 9:55 am |
 | i still do!!!! what are you doing later anne? | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 9:56 am |
| Ahnold approves of this message!
(he doesn't. please don't sue) | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 12:58 pm |
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 | hey | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 1:48 pm |
| yo | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 1:49 pm |
 | yo this is rob | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 1:50 pm |
| | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 1:58 pm |
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| | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 3:43 pm |
| | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 3:43 pm |
| ... | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 4:02 pm |
| love that glowing butterfly...so peaceful! | | Tuesday 03rd of July 2007 11:10 pm |
| | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 2:19 am |
| This is Anne Heche. Would Adam Sandler please stop leaving blank comments? Seriously. Click
underneath Submit Comment and click "Just Read the Comments" like the rest of us more intelligent
beings. I know you like to see what other people want to say, Adam, but it's just not cool. You
are not attractive (to me). | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 2:48 am |
| I'm such a hottie | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 4:55 am |
| My name is spelt Avril Lavigne.
http://www.avrillavigne.com/ | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 11:12 am |
| Sometimes when I drink Pepsi I sneeze and it comes out my nose. You don't notice my eyes so much
then. | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 2:00 pm |
| I loved everything about The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! The tomatoes symbolize the little
people, and neither are destined to successfully revolt against my ketchup empire. Ha Ha Ha Ha! | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 2:08 pm |
 | where is photo of elton john? i wish to see his body now. | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 2:12 pm |
| DON'T IGNORE ME, ALEX, YOU LITTLE SON OF A BIATCHA! I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE A TWIG...with my bare
hands... | | Wednesday 04th of July 2007 2:40 pm |
| | | Thursday 05th of July 2007 10:24 am |
| I hate that fucking bee so much. | | Thursday 05th of July 2007 5:59 pm |
| I just gotta see me | | Thursday 05th of July 2007 9:32 pm |
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| I have a particular dislike of these animated characters--they sort of turn my stomach and make me
look away from the ads--save for the Lunesta butterfly. I want to receive butterfly love while I
sleep! | | Sunday 08th of July 2007 2:26 pm |
| Where do you rike to pray? | | Sunday 08th of July 2007 4:04 pm |
| thats hot | | Sunday 08th of July 2007 5:06 pm |
| A doctor can help you get Digger out of your toenail, but he will never be able to get him out of
your nightmares.
yup. Digger is the most horrifying thing *I* have seen in a long time. I now peruse my toenails
obsessively to be sure he is not around. | | Monday 09th of July 2007 12:07 am |
| They really need to get celebrities who are on these drugs to advertise for them. What better way to
market a product than to know your favorite actor has excessive mucus problems! | | Monday 09th of July 2007 2:20 am |
| medication is evil | | Monday 09th of July 2007 11:38 am |
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| That bee, in particular, makes me want to kill someone. Bees do not have a human respiratory
system! They do not circulate air using a central oxygen exchange! Therefore, bees can not have
allergies or noses! | | Wednesday 11th of July 2007 8:30 am |
| I was afraid that the Nasonex Bee was actually Antonio Banderas, and not merely an Antonio Banderas
mimic. The proliferation of cartoon characters to sell serious prescription medicine to -- it is
presumed -- adults is also an alarming indication of the state of intelligence in modern society.
Also Death to America. | | Wednesday 11th of July 2007 5:02 pm |
| My 12 month old son is mesmerized by the Nasonex bee and the creepy Lunesta Moth when they appear
on the TV. SCARY!!! | | Thursday 12th of July 2007 8:32 am |
| The Lunesta "butterfly" is actually a Luna Moth.
Just so you know. | | Thursday 12th of July 2007 10:10 am |
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| hehe drugs make my nipples hard and thats soo hawt!! | | Thursday 12th of July 2007 7:57 pm |
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| The Nasonex Bee has been getting much more friendly looking as more commercials are made. The first
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