http://www.cockeyed.com/ Oscar award winning comedy en-us Tuesday, January 17, 2012 10:05:00 GMT Tuesday, January 17, 2012 10:05:00 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Handcrafted http://www.cockeyed.com/science/disco_projector/projector.html In hopes of creating an interesting visual effect for future parties, I aimed my toy video projector onto a disco ball. Monday, February 6, 2012 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/science/disco_projector/projector.html http://www.zug.com/live/89070/Viagra-vs-Marijuana-Which-Is-Easier-to-Buy.html I don't take a lot of medicine, because I don't believe in it. Those tiny pills, what could possibly be in there? Wishes? Angels? Did Willy Wonka cram an entire meal into each little pill? No. That's impossible. Medicine is for suckers. Tuesday, January 17, 2012 10:05:00 GMT http://www.zug.com/live/89070/Viagra-vs-Marijuana-Which-Is-Easier-to-Buy.html http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/tequila/tequila01.html The label says 750 ml, and the bartender says that's 25 ounces.. but that's not how I measure my tequila. I use a more traditional unit. The shot. Wednesday, December 28, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/tequila/tequila01.html http://www.cockeyed.com/body.html I would like some help giving a Sacramento family in need a few presents this Christmas. Through the Volunteer Center of Sacramento, by way of our son's school, we became aware of one particular family in need. There are only a few days to finish raising money to help them, so I'm going to do this in the simplest way possible: Please send me money through paypal, I'll get it to them and report the total Thursday (Dec. 15). This is real, as this would be the lamest prank ever. My paypal is rob@cockeyed.com. No, it's not my family nor anyone I actually know. Thanks. Wednesday, December 14, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/body.html http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/balloon_hut/balloon_hut.html With the main attraction planned, the party was a great chance to try out some kind of simple kid-friendly activity/contraption. Saturday, December 3, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/balloon_hut/balloon_hut.html http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/pinwheel/pinwheel.shtml A bird's feather has a distinct aerodynamic shape. I mean, I think it's aerodynamic. Wednesday, November 16, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/pinwheel/pinwheel.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/2011/paparazzi_2011.shtml Besides my super-simple QR code costume, I didn't make a halloween costume this year. Sunday, November 13, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/2011/paparazzi_2011.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/disneyland/disneyland01.shtml When your youngest child reaches the height of 42 inches, take the family to Disneyland. Wednesday, November 9, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/disneyland/disneyland01.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/age/age.php I'm building a gallery of people of different ages, from 0 to 100. I'm sure this has been done before, so I thought I'd also add a row of smoker portraits, aged 18-100. Monday, October 24, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/age/age.php http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/unemployed/unemployed.php Outside of Cockeyed.com I have a real job ...usually. Monday, October 3, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/unemployed/unemployed.php http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/shoes/shoes.php Removing the shoes requires some kind of instrument at the end of a long pole. Illustrated here are three ideas. Thursday, September 15, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/shoes/shoes.php http://www.cockeyed.com/images/911/911.html As we near the anniversary of the September 11th attacks, I'd like to show you a couple of things I wrote in response Thursday, September 8, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/images/911/911.html http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/qr/qr_code.shtml It's September, and if it's September, you can bet I've been working on a giant, complicated costume. But when I realized I could make a QR costume with just a giant white board and black paint, I had to try it. Monday, September 5, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/qr/qr_code.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/science/car_interior/car_interior.php Which spot is least likely to melt your tealights, wilt your flowers and blacken your Ryan Adams tickets? Saturday, September 3, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/science/car_interior/car_interior.php http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/flowers/flowers.php Stacy had the idea to send his wife some flowers, with a card implying they were from another man. This idea was expanded to include a second set of flowers being delivered soon after, addressed to John, marked as being from yet another man. Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/flowers/flowers.php http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/mp3_experiment/mp3_experiment.shtml For ten years, I've been admiring Improv Everywhere's scenes of orchestrated absurdity play out on the streets and parks of New York City. Finally, on Tuesday, I had a chance to participate. Wednesday, August 24, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/travel/mp3_experiment/mp3_experiment.shtml http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/pizza_ride/pizza_ride.php Sir John Hargrave pulled a prank on me the other day. A luxurious prank, in which I played along a bit and avoided getting any egg on my face whatsoever. Friday, August 19, 2011 10:05:00 GMT http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/pizza_ride/pizza_ride.php