Best of the Apprentice Team names

In September, I asked readers to submit their ideas for team names on Donald Trump's television show The Apprentice.

Here are the first 634 in alphabetical order. Thank you for all the fine suggestions! These were hilarious! The winning names.

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15 Minutes of Fame
2 Seasons Left
5-and-Paradigm
Acme
Acme
Added Value
Adept
Affirmative Action
Affirmatrons
AGreed
Albino Trust
AllYourTrumpAreBelongToUs
Alpha
Alpha Squad
Altitude
Amber's Enterprises
American Justice League of Freedom
ankle biters
Annihilator
Apprentice 7
Arrogant Jerkwads
Assfucked
AssKissers
Attention Whores
attentionwhores-R-us
Aura
Aurora
Autoerotic Asphyxia
Backstabbers
Backstabbers"
Badunkadunk Inc.
bakers dozen
Ballsack
Balzac
Banal
Bankroll Matrix
Beadazzling Baddasses
bedazzler
Bedwetters
Beggars
Best Friends Club!
big fat dykes
Big Ideas Pot smoking Club
BigLongImaginaryWordThatSoundsCoolAndHighTech
Bilious
Billionhair
BizDev DoucheBagz
Black Attack
black gold
Blamefixers
Blameshifters
Blazin' Asians
Blitz
Blitzkrieg
Bloodbath
Blue Collar
Blutsauger
Bonaparte
Bono
Book Cookers
Borrowed Time
Botox
Botox
Bottom Feeders
Bottom Line
Bottom Line
Bottom Line
Brian
Brilliantech
Brown Nose Inc.
Brown, Nose and Kissup, LTD.
Brown-nosers
Brownschnoz
Bull Market
Bum Gravy
Bunch of Drunks -Josh
Bunch of losers.
Businax
Businesense
Business Hair
Butse
Butt Kissers
Buttcrack
Butterfaces
butt-kissers
buttlickers
buttpatters
C.R.E.A.M.
C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me)
Caesar
Capita Integrity
capitalist pigs
Capitalists
capitalists
Capitelitists
Caroline and Martha
Caroline's Revenge
Carolyn Kepcher
Cash Squad Alpha
Catatonix
caulksuckers
Caviartech
Caw Kirkham 
Centurion
Channel
Chappaquiddick Swim Team
Cheats
Cheese movers
cheeze whip
Chess Club
Cilantro
Climax
cloned persona
Cock Block
CockerCorp
Cockeyeds
Coinstar
colosus
Comb Over
combover
Combover
Comb-overs
Communitsts
Compliment
Compound Interest
Compu Global Hyper Mega Net
CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet
Conexicorp
Conglom-o
Connect 4
Consexegual
Cowtippers
Cradle-robbers
Crap Shoot
CrapChunk, inc.
Crapfirm llc
Crap-tacular
Craptastic.
Crescent
Cromcorp. Maybe a bit Conan-y.
Cudgel
Darth Grovel
Dead Horse Beaters
Deathcrush
Decepticon
Deceptors
Delicious Tasty Bacon
Demolish Capitalist Financial Systems
Desecrate
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, Inc
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
Die Geldgierigen
Dildonics
dingle hoppers
Directors of Doom!
Dirty Bird
Diversity
Dollarcorp
Dollar-Holler
Dollars to donuts
Domina
Donaldishot
Donald's Darlings
Donnamesswitus
Don's Ducks
Dooberflangen
Double D
Double Monkey
Double Trump
douchitticus
drastic
Dumb Jocks
Dungeon Masters
Dynacorp
Edgenet
Effica
Ego's
electric boogaloo
Embark
Empire
Empire
EMPIRE
Engenda.
Enron
Enron
Enron
ENRON
Enron Deluxe
Enron II
Enron.
Envizion
Ergency
Everest
excellente!!!!!!
Excelsior
Exelcorp
Expertise
extremicorp
EYE YAM SEW WEED TODD DID
Fags
faredgge
Fightin' Whites
Fire Crotch
Firedproof
Fireme Ltd.
Firmuscorp
FlabberGhast
Flaming Beavercheeks
Flimsy
Flomax
Flower Girls
For Deposit Only
Fratastic
Frugalicious
Frumpine
fusion
Gay Bees
Gayco
Giant Assets
Gingseng
Gissquarkagarghhhgickkthhpphht
Gloobeebop
Gloot-Smoochers
Gloryhound
GOA Tse.
Gold digging yuppie larvae
Golden Combover!
Goo
Greasy Backstabbers
Greed
Greed inc.
Greed Suppository
Greedmongers
Green Diamonds
Gross Income
Group one name: We [heart] Trump!
Group two name: We [heart] him more!
Hairpiece
hairpiece foundation
Handsometech
Haven
Hedgehammers
Hedulum, Inc.
Herpestar
Heuschrecken
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
High Card
High-School Equivelancy Examineers
Hiya,
Hookares
Hot Lava
Hot love buggy
Hovercraft
How Many Times Do We Need To Watch The Megalomaniac Get Kicked Out In the First Round Before They
Hugh B. Fard
Hyper Global Compu Mega Net
Hypercompuglobalmeganet!
HyperGlobalMegaMarket
I vant an ivanka
Ichiban
Ideation
Imitrex
In Soviet Russia, Aprrentice Teams suggest names for YOU!!
iNanocorp 
Incred-u-sell
Infinity
Insta-win
Intelgia
intensiton
Interbutt
InterCorpex
International Trust
Interslice
Iwannivanka
Jonnie Mahonnie
Joy Button
Ka-Ching!
Karburata
Karlee and the Heart Breakers
Karma 
Kepcher Wanna be
kiss ass
Klaatu
Kramerica Enterprizes
lame
Laser 
Last Season
Lavaloads vs. Megayankels
Lazer Shits
League of extraordinary gentlemen (cause its zany)
Leeches
Lexicon
Licking Many Butt
Lose Weight Now! Ask me how!
losers
Losers
Low-hanging fruit.
Lucre
Lux Enterprise
Lynxis Co.
macaroni
MacDonald's
Macrosoft
Magma
Magnus
Managers of Nothing
Mangina
Manic Hispanics
Mariachi Dentistry
Martha's Failures
Marty Casey and the Lovehammers
Mary Worth & The Chinbeards
masterCard
Mastercorp
Maxcess
maxi-corp
Maximum Overdrive
mBezel
McDonalds
Meat Popscicles
Meat Spinners
Meat teaM (*almost a palindrome)
Meddlesome
Media Whores
Mega-Bux
Megahard
Megavest
Mel Gibson's voicebox
Meteor
Microsoft Word 

Proactive
Mime Field
Mitties
Mogulcorps
Money Makin' Sons a Bitches!
Money Makin', Money, Money Makin'
Moneygrubbers
Money-grubbing Man-whores
Monkey Danger!! (with exactly -2- exclamation points; no more, no less)
Montego
Moobies!
Morons
Mother Trumpsuckers
Munaic
Muneemongers
Mustard Pants
Mxyzptlk
MySpace Video Bloggers
Nadir
Nancys
Nepotech
Nerf Shaman
Net Gain
No, You're Fired!
Nouveau Niche
Nursery
Oh My God a Talking Muffin
oh wait. that's been done.
old & tired, young & bored
Olestra
Olive Garden Managers
Omega Mu
Omnara
Omni-Steal
Omnivore
Orgasmic Paradigm
Orgazmo
Overt Product Placement Enterprises
Overzealous Ass Kissing Lap Dogs
Paradigm
Paradigm
Paragon
Pearl Medallion
Pencils of DOOM!
Penrose Developers
Penthouse
Petard
Phoneholders
Pinnacle
Pinnacle
Platinum Rush
PMURT
Polished Turds
Pompous Asses
Pontoon
Power Point
Powermaster Optimus Prime
Pretextors
Prilosec
PrimeIdCorps - Primacord
Primeoptima
Proactive
Prodigal Worshippers of His Holiness Mr. Trump
Product Placement
professional awesome
Profit Lava
Profit Lobbers
Profit Shotgun
Prospectors
Prospero
Protect Flavor
Puddlestone
Punta Gorda Industries
PureMarketEconomy, Inc.
Pushy Corporate Bastards
Qliche'
qwerty
Rapid Turnover, Inc.
Raven
Real Estate Bubbleheads
Republicans
Resumextreme
Ricardo Queso
Rich Worth
Robotnik Co.
ROI
Rowrbazzle!
Rubberized Man-Organ
Same Old Crap
Santo Gold (google it, it's worth a look)
Sapphire
Scions of Victory
Screamin'team
Seance (light as a feather, stiff as a board!)
Second Best
Selfless Generous Introverts
Sellowt, Inc.
Shameless
Shameless beggars
Shameless Self Promotion
Shark Jumpers
SharkTech
shirts
Shiznit
Shoulderpad
Silicone
Silverock
Silversmith
skins
Skyward
slime bags
Smegma
smoggies
Smokebreaker
Snake Oil Corporation
SNAKES ON PLANES
Soporiphia
Souless Attention Whores of Perpetual Sleaze
Soulreaver
spamma lamma ding dong
SPECTACULOSO
Spitfire
spreadsheet
Spurgeamax
Sputum
Squirrel Lickers
Stars and Papparazzi
Steve
Stodgy Uninspired Intended-to-be-Motivational Business Words Team!
Stop Picking Megalomaniacs?
Storm Largers
Straddle The Dead
Stratecore
Stratosphere
sTRUMPets
Suahcorp
SUBLINGUAL (Dissolves under Trump's Tongue)
Success Alliance League
suck ups
suckers
Suckup
Suck-up
SuckUpCo
Suckups
Summit
Summit
Summit
Sunrise
Supacorp
Super Shutinz
supercompuglobalmegahypermart
Superior
Superium
SwindleCo 
Syccophant-astic
sycophantastic!
Syndicated Nothingness
Synthelion
Synthesis
Team "We stand sideways when Trump is talking to us"
Team Awesome
Team Awesome
Team Bloodsucker
Team Discovery Channel
Team Dumbass
team fresh
TEAM LASER FORCE
Team Poopenmeyer
Team Profit
Team Ramrod
TechnoGhandi
Techstomp
Televised Embarassment?
The Arrogant Pricks
The Assets
The Brave New York City Firefighters
The Cheesewillies
The Cockerham Experience
The Cornholer's
The Corporate Sellouts
The Dave Navarros
The Donald's Family Chum Bucket
The Edge
The Euthanizers
The Ferret Fur Hairpieces
the flagrant kissasses
The Gold Diggers
The Hairpieces
The Horrible Snake with 9 heads
The ice will melt faster in the collander
The Machiavellians
The Next Carolyn
The Shining Golden Eagle of Opportunity
The Smartinators
The Three Profiteers
The Trumpires
The We Want Caroline Back Team
The Yes Men
this is a no-brainer: PULE!
Thrust and Repeat
thursDAY
TJ hooker
Toolbox
Top %0.01
Top Shelf
Top Trumps
Torque
tossers?
Touch Me
Toupee
Toupee
Toupee
Toupeestar
Trident
Tripex
TRiUMPh
Troumpee = TRoUMPee
Trump THIS
Trump Trumpeters
Trumpalicious
Trumped
trumpenators
Trumpet
Trumpeteers
trump-e-tiers
Trump-lickers
Trumprosoft
trumps bitch
trumps bitches
Trump's Chumps
Trump's Tramps
Trump's Troops
Trumps TV Whores
Trumptastic!
Trumpthumpers
Trunp
Tub Girls
Tuberculosis!
Turtle Power
tv whores
TV-Ho Group
Two Pay
Ubercorp
Ueber Arschgeigen
Ulcercorp
Ultradyne!
UmbiliCo
Umbilicorps
Underachievers
Underminers
Unitard Edge
Unitas
Urinary Tract Infection
Used Car Salesmen
Utilicorp
uttermostus
Vaginally Social
Valiant
Value Add
Vandelay Industries
Vandelay Industries
Vas Deferens and Associates
venti
Veritas
versacorpse
Versaquest
Versimilitude
Verti-go (as in "go vertical")
vesco
viagara
Voltron
vomitorium
Vortex
Waddlesworth McCroodle's Yum-tastic Cookie Wagoneers
Waffles!
Wankorp
wanktronics
Wannabes
wannabes
Waste-of-a-Timeslots
Weasels
Weiner
We're glad the crazy black female/the nutty white guy is not on our team!
We're the best
White-collar pathetics
Whogivsa Ratsass
Whorex
Winning Team
Wombat
Word.
Worst Fucking Co-Workers of all time.
WTF?
Xenith
Xtreme Profit
Yellowbellies
You're Hired!
Yuppie
Zenith
Zephyr
ZeroDown

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