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FAA wants to know if pilots fell asleep
Go Flight 1002 was headed for Hilo Airport around 10 a.m. but overshot the airport by 15 miles.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2008-02-20-go-sleep_N.htm

If they had some Dunkin Donuts coffee they would have stayed awake. It's delish! Yummo! God, I'm annoying.

Rachel Ray
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 11:06 am

They were too busy playing with me, I'm the best.

Iphone
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 11:21 am

What's the deal with airplane peanuts???

Jerry Seinfeld
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 12:30 pm

Pilots asleep at the wheel? Confirmed--and Busted!

Adam Savage
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 1:22 pm

Pilots asleep at the wheel? Confirmed--and Busted!

Adam Savage
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 1:23 pm

Sometimes, when people say that pilots "slept together", they are actually talking about a sexual act. It can be confusing, so listen closely!

Lindsey Lohan
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 1:56 pm

This article reminds me of when my ex-girlfriend fell asleep while I was playing a guitar solo, which, coincidentally, was from a song titled "humid cockpit".

Jack Black
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 1:59 pm

Sometimes, when someone doesn't answer you, it isn't because they are asleep. Sometimes they are IGNORING YOU........Because you NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF!

Dr Phils Wife
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 2:01 pm

How many hostages were there?

Bruce Willis
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 2:03 pm

At the end, the radios were found to have malfunctioned. What a twist!

M Night Shymalayan
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 2:05 pm

Believe me, you do not want to know how much damage to the atmosphere was caused by those 15 extra minutes.

Al Gore
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 2:17 pm

I live my life on autopilot too. And I always get my news from USA Today.

Evil Paris Hilton
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 2:29 pm

Nothing compares.... 2 Rob's lame as postings

Sinead O'Connor
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 2:45 pm

I'm just a caveman! Your fancy planes frighten and confuse me.

Caveman
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 4:01 pm

I am also a Jet.

Jet Li
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 4:28 pm

PLANE PLANE PLANE RAWR

Chuck Norris
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 5:33 pm

That reminds me of a time when I was growing up in Indiana...oh, forget it. I got nothing.

Orville Redenbacher
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 6:30 pm

have I got a pilot for you!

Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 7:14 pm

C'mon, staying awake is easy. So easy, even some kinda dumb person could do it.

Caveman
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 7:14 pm

Well, my guys never get tired. They will also work for only 37 virgins. Can't beat the price!

Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 7:15 pm

Hmmm, where do they have a job application online?

Hassain Al-Shahristani
Wednesday 20th of February 2008 7:16 pm

AARRRGGGHHHGGRRRLLL.... don't yoo know to NEVAH get in a PLANE, you must GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!! AArrrghhlllrrgghhh!!!!! DO IT!!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thursday 21st of February 2008 8:03 am

I found these pilots ASLEEP!

Hans Blix
Thursday 21st of February 2008 8:32 am

Holy frickaseed dolphin bladders! Is that bad?!

Will Farrell
Thursday 21st of February 2008 10:38 am

I can relate to that I fell asleep during your deplorable audition!

Simon Cowell
Thursday 21st of February 2008 10:39 am

Sorry, my bad, my bad. The delay was due to me getting stuck in the lavatory. Apparently they CLAIM that they couldn't (or WOULDN'T) land the plane with it being so badly unbalance. I think we all know their true agenda (to discredit me).

Michael Moore
Thursday 21st of February 2008 11:19 am

A little TOO much captain in them.

Captain Morgan
Thursday 21st of February 2008 12:03 pm

Those boys just needed some world famous Memphis Mafia pep pills. Sonny, Red, get after it and sort these flyboys out. We gotta hit that landing strip and get leied, like as of yesterday, man.

Elvis
Thursday 21st of February 2008 2:14 pm

Maybe they had a fever. And the only prescription, was MORE COWBELL!

Christopher Walken
Thursday 21st of February 2008 2:42 pm

Nobody puts Baby in the Emergency Exit window seat behind the bulkhead.

Patrick Swayze
Thursday 21st of February 2008 6:57 pm

Another 747 license lost to narcilepsy!!!

Dytek Guy
Thursday 21st of February 2008 10:04 pm

What exactly is this "Auto Pilot" that local pilots speak of?!?

Hans Blix
Thursday 21st of February 2008 10:07 pm

I'm Orville Redenbacher...and I approved this message!

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