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Nice Costume. I believe it is a haunted house jigsaw puzzle.



Ty Pennington
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 9:40 am



This is just a test message to make sure your comments really work. I will not be fooled again!



Michael Moore
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 9:41 am



I believe your costume is a rock-wall. A fake rock wall for climbing practice.



Topher Grace
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 9:52 am



If you vote for me I will work to share the wealth by raising taxes. Your hard work can help make sure that others do not have to work as hard.



Barack Obama
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 10:11 am



My Friends...I worked hard for this great country for many many years. I want to keep taxes low for everyone. Barak Obama's platform will not work unless EVERYONE's taxes are raised. How does paying higher taxes help make your life better?



John Mccain
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 10:13 am



What John isn't telling you is that everyone will be making much much more under my plan. You'd be willing to pay $100 to make an extra $1000 wouldn't you? Under John's plan you wouldn't pay any more in taxes, but you'd all be unemployed.



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Woody Allen
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 11:04 am



What Barak is not saying is that the first thing he will do when elected is sign the Employee Free Choice Act (it should be called the Employee No Choice Act). EFCA allows Unions to organize WITHOUT a secret ballot election. Employees will be forced to go union (& pay more money in dues). Companies will be less likely to create or repatriate jobs in the US. That would raise unemployment!



John Mccain
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 12:06 pm



What the heck is wrong with Woddy Allen? He has been talking in HTML in response to the last couple of articles!



Perez Hilton
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 12:17 pm



Hey John McCain. If you insist on making this forum a worthless, one-sided political one, I think you will find your intentions frustrated.



Rob Cockerham
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 1:05 pm



Oh, nevermind. It looks like it isn't one-sided.



Rob Cockerham
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 1:09 pm



I'm an Idiot



Rudolph Guliani
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 1:27 pm



Why do I only speak in HTML



Woody Allen
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 1:38 pm



Woody is trying to leave links in his comments, directing traffic and (mostly) spiders to think that Cockeyed.com is linking to his offshore gambling and insurance websites. He does this all over the web, and sometimes it works. We had something similar happen on "Criminal Minds", did you happen to catch it?



Wil Wheaton
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 1:51 pm



You know who would have made a good vice presidential candidate? Wil Wheaton.



Regis Philbin
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 1:52 pm



He would also make a fine vice-captain on a starship. Make it so!



Patrick Stewart
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 1:55 pm



I always knew you could do it!



Gandalf the White
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 4:47 pm



Someone please fix the comments before I die?




Tuesday 28th of October 2008 7:28 pm



Oh, thank you, Jes....arghCLALAKSDJFKASL1!!! *DEATH*




Tuesday 28th of October 2008 7:29 pm



Don't feel bad, Andy! I starred in commercials from beyond the grave, so you can do your lame 60-minute kvetch sessions from the netherworld!



Orville Redenbacher
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 7:30 pm



Wha? I'm dead??? (Hilarious SNL digital short idea!!)



Andy Samberg
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 7:30 pm



Not hot anymore.



Cameron Diaz
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 7:31 pm



But I am!



Julie Andrews
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 7:31 pm



We're off topic here. Word to ya mutha.



Vanilla Ice
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 7:31 pm



I tell you what, Brother...I didn't know we had a topic. The topic is that this feature works again. I was getting ready to strangle someone with my 24 inch pythons.



Hulk Hogan
Tuesday 28th of October 2008 8:07 pm



The topic was in a lockbox!



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