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What my votes are worth, in dollars
craigslist posting on the prices of votes in California
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/pol/905831436.html




If you were a black voter, your vote for me would be worth as much crack as you wanted.



Barack Obama
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 3:49 pm



If you are a redneck, your vote would be worth as much of my wifes beer as you can drink in a year!



John Mccain
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 5:20 pm



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Jennifer Tilly
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 5:20 pm



I hate myself.



John Lithgow
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 5:24 pm



I like little boys...



Pee Wee Herman
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 5:24 pm



Can you shank me now?



Verizon Guy
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 5:25 pm



Who'd you vote for president, Rob?



Christina Ricci
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 8:40 pm



ALLAH AL AKBAR!



Barack Obama
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 8:55 pm



Americans will now be required to face Mecca while watching TV and surfing the net.



Barack Obama
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 8:56 pm



And taking a crap, don't forget the crap.



Pee Wee Herman
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 8:57 pm



Want to believe in Change? That's all you will have left in your pockets after I am done with you!



Barack Obama
Tuesday 04th of November 2008 9:22 pm

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Wednesday 05th of November 2008 5:38 am



Didja ever notice how most of the time, you can fool most of the people all of the time? I have this thingie on my desk, where you shake it and a magic answer floats into this window on the bottom. Probably most Americans think that never lies, too.




Wednesday 05th of November 2008 12:48 pm



I once fooled the nation into thinking I was a rock star named Chris Gaines.



Garth Brooks
Wednesday 05th of November 2008 2:43 pm



I could buy a million votes because I'm a member of oneseason.com!!



Vanilla Ice
Wednesday 05th of November 2008 5:47 pm



When are we getting the next update on the Halloween costume, Rob? It's November!



Matt Lauer
Wednesday 05th of November 2008 7:09 pm



See you all in 2012!



Mitt Romney
Wednesday 05th of November 2008 7:10 pm



Change is for pinball machines. But somehow, I duped you all into thinking I would somehow magically make the United States government work differently. Well, guess what: there's still 19,000,000 million federal employees doing things the way they always have, and hundreds of thousands of elected officials that may or may not listen to me! Consider yourself duped, America.



Barack Obama
Wednesday 05th of November 2008 11:19 pm



ROB! You were Forest Gump!




Thursday 06th of November 2008 6:16 am



Cock-or-ham?



Shaq
Thursday 06th of November 2008 6:22 am



Life is like a box of Cockerham!



Eddie Murphy
Thursday 06th of November 2008 6:22 am



if we could see your Halloween costume, maybe 9/11



Rudolph Guliani
Thursday 06th of November 2008 10:39 am



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News Impact Menu.
Regulators looking at antibacterial in soap
Popularity of tricolsan impact merits look by federal scientists
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63759M20100408
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Tough Mudder Race Registration
Insane Tough Person run at Bear Creek, PA.
http://toughmudder.com/bear-creek-map/
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Detroit flight plot may prove boon for security firms
especially the makers of full-body scanners
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iKKQ0CXZklGYUcVQm2Au_IVqL7lA
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How Much Clearance is There?
The other day I noticed a sign at porte-cochere at the Courtyard Marriot hotel.
http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/clearance/clearance.php
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Movie Discussion: Inglorius Basterds
Spoilers.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808404206/details
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Movie Discussion: District 9
This Discussion Contains Spoilers.
http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/district-9/1809961221
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Jon Gosselin with new girlfriend in St. Tropez
What is the first thing YOU are going to do after you get divorced?
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2009/07/13/jon-gosselin-new-girlfriend-new-design-gig/
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Ben Affleck DVD Collection

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000AGQ5S?ie=UTF8&tag=cockeyedcom-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0000AGQ5S
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Eyeclops Night Vision Goggles are Awesome
The goggles contain two seperate arrays of infrared lights
http://www.cockeyed.com/science/nightvision/nightvision01.shtml
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The Fast Food Job Application Prank
It was an application best described as absurd.
http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/job_application/job_application01.shtml
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Ford, GM to cover car payments if buyer loses job
Ford and General Motors Corp. are offering payment protection plans to help reassure consumers
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gCkR253_Hxt49TGjzpVLooMnR5JgD97977G00
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Man Claims Psychic Defrauded Him of 250,000 dollars
He paid her to craft a golden statue that was supposed to ward off negativity.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090310/D96QRQ7O0.html
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Squirrel Roadside Memorial in Sacramento
I do not know who put this up.
http://www.cuteoverload.com/2009/02/angela-b.html#comments
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Saving water Tips on Craigslist
To make the 5 gallon bucket more confortable for sitting, cut a piece of pipe insulation.
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/vnn/1019953787.html
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Cash 4 Gold would like to melt down and recast their reputation
A polite letter, with a clear goal: Bury the Cash 4 Gold name in my article.
http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/goldkit/reputation.shtml
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Trivia for Apocalypto (2006)
I love the movie trivia at IMDB. This is a great batch.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472043/trivia
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Modern Hobo Codes
thirty-three new hobo codes to describe modern treasures and hazards
http://www.cockeyed.com/archive/hobo/modern_hobo.html
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Piven doctor recommended that he leave Broadway play
Found unusually high levels of mercury in his blood
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117997590.html?categoryid=15&cs=1
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Luxury cruise ship outruns pirates
30,000-ton luxury cruise ship outran pirates off the coast of Yemen this weekend
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/12/01/pirates.cruise.ship/?iref=mpstoryview
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How to make helium bubbles
please give suggestions here on helium bubblemaking techniques
http://www.cockeyed.com/science/bubbles/bubbles.shtml
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British girl allowed to refuse heart transplant
13-year-old British girl has undergone nearly a dozen surgeries in her young life
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iAVcnV_Jed6S0pu_tX3S13Ah7bZgD94CRB7O2
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DHL cuts 9,500 U.S. jobs
Delivery firm to end U.S.-only operations
http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/10/news/companies/dhl/?postversion=2008111010
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Migraines May Cut Breast Cancer Risk
Study Shows Women With Migraine Headaches May Have Lower Risk of Breast Cancer
http://www.webmd.com/migraines-headaches/news/20081105/migraines-may-cut-breast-cancer-risk
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What my votes are worth, in dollars
craigslist posting on the prices of votes in California
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/pol/905831436.html
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Columbia signs on for Preacher feature
Columbia Pictures has picked up then movie rights to Preacher, the popular 1990s comic series
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3ia758ca52fdc0aac4698b23b4c5a8da7c?imw=Y
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the Halloween Candy Code
use our marks to reap the best full-size chocolate bars while avoiding Chex mix
http://www.cockeyed.com/archive/candy_code/candy_code.html
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Cockerham Halloween Costume 2008
Halloween 2008 will be the tenth year in a row for me, detailing the building process
http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/2008/box01.shtml
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News Comments are working again!
Please visit and leave a comment.
http://www.cockeyed.com
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Sam Raimi Leads Spartacus on Starz
Series, Slated For Summer 2009 Premiere, To Feature Graphic Novel Look
http://www.multichannel.com/article/CA6609003.html
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Sam Raimi Leads Spartacus on Starz
Series, Slated For Summer 2009 Premiere, To Feature Graphic Novel Look
http://www.multichannel.com/article/CA6609003.html
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Framingham State officials apologize for letter
mixed the usual, earnest pitch for donations with long sections of blah, blah, blah.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2008/10/framingham_stat.html
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Framingham State officials apologize for letter
mixed the usual, earnest pitch for donations with long sections of blah, blah, blah.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2008/10/framingham_stat.html
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Reports: EliteXC out of business, cancels bouts
The parent company of the EliteXC mixed martial arts circuit is closing its doors for good.
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/sports&id=6461163
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Reports: EliteXC out of business, cancels bouts
The parent company of the EliteXC mixed martial arts circuit is closing its doors for good.
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/sports&id=6461163
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Virtual fence along U.S.-Mexico border delayed
- Fence consisting of sensors, cameras, and drone aircraft is running into technical snags
http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9881621-7.html?tag=nefd.top
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Jackson faces Neverland auction
could lose his Neverland ranch if he fails to pay 25 million
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7266186.stm
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How much is inside thread count
Martha Stewart brand pima cotton pillowcases claim to have 360 threads per square inch
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/threadcount/threadcount01.shtml
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Stealth bomber crashes; pilots safe
Aircraft was was taking off with three others on their last flight out of Guam
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/23/stealth.bomber.crash.ap/index.html
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THINGS FOR SALE THAT I WILL MAIL YOU
David Horvitz would like to sell you a souvenir of his latest adventure
http://davidhorvitz.com/if/index.html
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Report: Security relaxed at Obama speech
the order to stop checking people for weapons had been intended to speed up seating
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/02/21/report_security_relaxed_at_obama_speech/8649/
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FAA wants to know if pilots fell asleep
Go Flight 1002 was headed for Hilo Airport around 10 a.m. but overshot the airport by 15 miles.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2008-02-20-go-sleep_N.htm
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Pakistan Opposition Leads as Voters Reject Musharraf
Opposition parties were poised to win parliamentary elections.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601080&sid=abdpX6uQDIN0&refer=asia
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Pakistan Opposition Leads as Voters Reject Musharraf
Pakistan's opposition parties were poised to win parliamentary elections.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601080&sid=abdpX6uQDIN0&refer=asia
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Man arrested for making more than 27,000 calls to 911
Authorities have arrested a prolific 911 cell phone caller.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/02/15/national/a140459S07.DTL
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Miley Cyrus Apologises For Seat Belt Gaff
Is seen riding in an auto without a belt in her new concert film
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/40567/miley-cyrus-apologises-for-seat-belt-gaff
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The Third-Inning Blooper Reel
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http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/the_thirdinning_blooper_reel.php
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Introducing the Eyeclops - Super Magnifying Camera
the Eyeclops is so powerful, it is actually hard to find things detailed enough to explore
http://www.cockeyed.com/science/eyeclops/eyeclops.shtml
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