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Cash 4 Gold would like to melt down and recast their reputation For obvious reasons, I am scared of Cash 4 Gold. I will melt down the US economy and give you a fraction of its value. That is if those Republicans don't stop me. I sent in my gold and got enough for the vacation of a LIFETIME! I can arrange to have cash4goldbought out by Gold4Platinum. They are much more discrete. I've had dealings with Joey "The Rat" Lorartro before. He offered to broker a "mutually beneficial" deal with the tooth
fairy for me. I lost all my front teeth and got a Big Wheel with a gold rim and a box of chiclets! Bastard! As an alternative to Cash4Gold, I recommend we start a service that trades "crap4cash." We can call it "Ebay." Crap4cash? I believe that's called "donating to the presidential election fund" on your tax form. Go back to your mother's basement. Actually, I live in Your mother's basement. Really? That would make us room-mates! What say we spray some old crap with gold paint and mail it to cash4gold? How about we just huff the gold paint and pretend we're rich? Can I call my midget friend? The guy with the sex tape? Sure, why don't wejust make a video called "tinybutt4gold," you pervert. Tandem Interactive's "Trendy Online Marketing Solutions" for Cash4Gold's RM efforts are having some effect. I just
Googled "Cash4Gold" and saw a Squidoo result, a Scribd result and a PRWeb result. What traction those pages will get in
the SERPs is TBD. I prefer Social Media for good not evil myself. Tandem Interactive? Isn't that fancy way of saying "go f*** yourself?" Holy crap-jacks, Alec! Reel it in there,son. What? I was just talking about the company's name. Oh, and I don't like my food talking to me, Jack. You little pig. Rob, you are awesome. Where is me gold? For obvious reasons, I am scared of Cash 4 Gold too. Support the Females as Property Movement. Grab her shiny trinkets and baubles and mail them in... and keep the cash for
yourself
http://obbop.wordpress.com/category/females-as-property/ If they offer you 5 figures, TAKE IT, ROB!! Way to be man, seriously. It's awesome to see someone really stick to what they believe in and not cave in for cash. I
really admire that, not too many people would stick to their guns in a situation like this. You seriously rock! rob is going to be assassinated... This is all in anticipation of the Super Bowl ad spot for which Cash4Gold paid, trying to capitalize on the recession.
They were willing to pay you $3,000 in order to avoid wasting their ad dollars with a spot that will be sending people
to web. You (9/11) should start (9/11) an Ebay auction for the fate of the Cash4Gold article. Pit your (9/11) readers against
these (9/11) neo-conquistadors. I didn't find any gold either! Give blood, not gold. Rob, way to stick it to the man. I bow to you for not selling out. You are one fine human being. I, however am a damn
freak. Love- CT Wow! I didn't see that coming! A friend of mine tried the ol' "Cash4SenateSeat" plan. Didn't work out so good. Hey, I did the google search and it found the spammy bot PR page cash4gold.blogspot.com at the spot right after your
article. Looks like they don't allow anonymous comments. Too bad. GO CLICK ON ROB'S ARTICLE NOW! GIVE IT MORE HITS QUICKLY BEFORE THE BIG CASH4GOLD SUPERBOWL AD! ROB RULES! GO! And no, Rex Roller is not a marital aid. But I'm willing to learn! I was so bored with the useless pre-game babble that I surfed over to cockeyed.com! Looks like Joe Laratro has got something to say about it:
http://tandem-interactive.blogspot.com/2009/01/cash4gold-cockeyed-blog-and-me.html
(PS - Rob, you should add Joe's name to the list of public figures, in case he needs to comment on something in the
future ;) ) And now they're advertising on the Super Bowl, no less! They shot a slick, clever new commercial too; I guess the
occasion wasn't right for the old one that looked like it was shot on a 1986 VHS camcorder. You, sir, are awesome. Seriously.
C'mere. Let me give you a noogie. And you don't even have AdSense ads on the site! What a twist! I don't see what his beef is. When I googled the term, Rob's site was not listed. Perhapse he paid off Google to delete
their record of it? Your search - site:cockeyed.com cash4gold - did not match any documents. The big question, what is the magic number if it isn't $3k? Get your money right! Check out the scam of Cash 4 Gold in an insider confession!
http://consumerist.com/5144296/10-confessions-of-a-cash4gold-employee
Rob, you should consider linking this from your front page to get the google results even higher for the scam aspects
of Cash 4 Gold. Just remember these are "alleged" confessions. I invented the internet so cash4gold could expand their market. The basement of Vinnie's fish market wasn't a big enough
business.
Oh no, I've said too much already. I sent the story to Drudge. Word needs to be spread. It would seem fair to take the $$ drop the original article and re-post a new article about how much $$ they are willing
to pay to shut you up. As long as there was not a legal document involved, I recommend taking the $10 grand and
enjoying it, no one lives forever. They bought Super Bowl commercial, so they have millions to blow on Cockeyed.com.
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