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Saving water Tips on Craigslist
To make the 5 gallon bucket more confortable for sitting, cut a piece of pipe insulation.
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/vnn/1019953787.html




But I need my bucket to puke in!



Amy Winehouse
Wednesday 04th of February 2009 3:12 pm



No prob Amy, we can share (=



Tara Reid
Wednesday 04th of February 2009 3:16 pm



I jus go behind a tree!



Garth Brooks
Thursday 05th of February 2009 5:12 am



If you really give a hoot about water conservation, you would drink your own piss. Hell, that's what I do.



Dennis Kucinich
Thursday 05th of February 2009 5:15 am



If it's yellow let it mellow...that's how Kazam! does it.



Shaq
Thursday 05th of February 2009 6:46 am



If it's brown leave it to lie around. Which brings us back to DOOOOOOOO!



Julie Andrews
Thursday 05th of February 2009 7:42 am



Damn dirty hippies!!!!



Dick Cheney
Thursday 05th of February 2009 11:47 am



I can't find a bucket.



Hans Blix
Thursday 05th of February 2009 11:48 am

Dr. Kickass

It's the new iBucket from Apple. It'll play mp3's, but not until the newer version of iBucket comes out after the first one makes THOUSANDS



Steve Jobs
Thursday 05th of February 2009 2:52 pm



Why not just use a box?



Jack in the Box
Thursday 05th of February 2009 2:59 pm



I just piss in my canteen!!



Bear Grylls
Thursday 05th of February 2009 3:52 pm



Heh Heh Heh..



Eddie Murphy
Thursday 05th of February 2009 3:53 pm



I hAS A bUCKET!



Evil Paris Hilton
Friday 06th of February 2009 4:36 am



everyone will be issued a brand new bucket under my stimulus plan.



Barack Obama
Friday 06th of February 2009 12:55 pm



This 5 gallon bucket around the house is a baby hazard. watch how many kids die from drowing. BAN THE BUCKET.



Al Gore
Friday 06th of February 2009 12:56 pm



Why pour it down the drain. Feed a tree and pour it in your garden!



Ron Paul
Friday 06th of February 2009 4:10 pm



It's really funny when the bucket gets hit in the crotch with a baseball.



Bob Saget
Saturday 07th of February 2009 1:24 am



You can keep your pee in a bucket...but I keep my poo in a lockbox!



Al Gore
Saturday 07th of February 2009 2:41 pm



Come to my house on Thursdays. I always have a few empty buckets then.



Michael Moore
Saturday 07th of February 2009 10:50 pm



You can have my bucket when you pry it from my dead, cold hands..oh wait.



Charleton Heston
Sunday 08th of February 2009 9:42 am



Someone peed in my bucket. Actually made my act funny for once



Carrot Top
Monday 09th of February 2009 7:15 am



Gimme a bucket to bite on and I'll make believe it's YOU!



Kathleen Freeman
Monday 09th of February 2009 12:34 pm



Rob, you shouldn't drink while wearing a foil hat. Ah, what the fuck! Live for the day!



Amy Winehouse
Monday 09th of February 2009 12:37 pm



Need water? Just pray for me.



Rainn Wilson
Monday 16th of February 2009 12:08 pm



Article has expired. Much like my career.



Brett Favre
Tuesday 17th of February 2009 10:21 am



Yaarrr! You be needing this bucket after you finish with me, land lubber! Yarrr!



Captain Morgan
Wednesday 18th of February 2009 10:19 am


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