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Jon Gosselin with new girlfriend in St. Tropez Pick up a tranny, of course Stab my ex-wife in the head with a soldering iron Go to the movies Donkey punch Katie Couric Oh, I don\'t know; perhaps do some reading at the library? Er.. uh...I mean, GO UPSIDE YO HEAD WIF A BOTTLE A BUB! AND
BUST A CAP IN YO ASS, BITCH!! go streeking in downtown Albuquerque! Divorced? But I love my conjugal visits! Come out of the closet and take my Man Friend with me to visit Xenu. Finally fix my cabinets. Get pregnant, have a bunch of crotchfruit. Have you seen my wife?! How did I do that in the first place!?!! Jon Gosselin Go streeking with my best friend and Mr. Show co-star David Cross Find a girlfriend that looks just like my teenage daughter, BROTHER! Depends on how aggressive her cancer is. who am I kidding...no it doesn\'t...where\'s the nearest intern? Eat so many beans I don\'t leave the can for a week Mindfreak myself. I\'d go pillaging! First I\'ll have to move to a state where I\'m allowed to get married. What is this thing you call \"divorce\"? Play a year for the Jets and then string along those idiots in Minnesota for a couple months and then try to make Green
Bay my Beotchs and lose miserably at the same time i would go about my normal day... inject myself with roids of course Get punched in the face by a rapper.
Divorce causes global warming. See if her daughter is available on Friday night. Fake a skiing accident. Catch a movie. Tear up all my pictures of the man. Reveal that we were never married in the first place! Didn\'t see that one coming...huh? I\'m gonna look up that hot Brazillian chick I was staring at. You know - the one Michelle beat me up over and then
divorced me because. May as well get some o dat, nowhymean? Reprazent, prezadent! Just fry up another peanut butter and nanner sammich.
Mmmmmm. A hunka hunka baby. Fuck a black man. Finally! I wouldn\'t have to share the 3 large pepperoni pizzas I get on Saturday nights. Where da white wimin ad? i\'d marry an even hotter chic named semi! Heeee heeeee, I might go back to ellen... or trade up! Divorce???? no we would go hunting! Get into the genre I was really meant for - European Black Metal. Go back to stripping.
Carry on. I\'d want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first thing I\'d do. Yeah, we\'d check into the room
and, uh, you\'d definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get them into you, maybe intravenously, get
those glasses of wine into you. You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I\'d join you and...
Falafel! Wait -- are you taping this? Hello. Ruin the American
economy......................................................................................................wait. Wave my penis at traffic.
Pepper Jack beat up this idiot with the rude comment about obama... I mean clearly Obama isn\'t the one that ruined the economy...
he should pass a bill that stupid people have to have their tongues cut out so they cant speak and have their fingers
removed so they cannot type stupid idiotic things Are you asking me? Interns. Lots of them. Why should Bill have all the fun? hook up with star jones. Date Courtney Love. Why is the President talking in the third person?
Marry my grandaughter. Divorce??? Once you are in the Kennedy clan there ain\'t no getting out! In act one, I\'d discuss the situation leading up to the divorce, followed by act two, in which I have an intimate
conversation with several strippers. Find a nice guy my own age. what is this internet?????
I\'d snitch on her by emailing flag@whitehouse.gov.
Why So Cialist? cat. What do you think cash for clunkers is for? Pee in the shower. Call my daughter a pig over the phone and then masturbate Miss some freethrows. |
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