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Movie Discussion: District 9
This Discussion Contains Spoilers.
http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/district-9/1809961221

Is it about a cat?

Orville Redenbacher
Monday 17th of August 2009 11:33 am

i like the red light district

Ashley Olsen
Monday 17th of August 2009 4:50 pm

I\'ve divided the country into nine districts, each of which will have a detention facility. In these facilities, we will house right-wingers who disagree with me (and who therefore must be racists, nazis, and militia members). We will CONCENTRATE on re-education and removal. This *will* be the final solution to dissent from conservatives. May God bless the United States of America? Nope.

Barack Obama
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 7:04 am

Extreme Makeover, Alien Home Edition!

Ty Pennington
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 11:21 am

This movie is about why people continue to buy new versions of the iPhone.

Steve Jobs
Tuesday 18th of August 2009 2:35 pm

In the new socialist republic I am creating, all movies will be about me.

Barack Obama
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 10:19 am

So a remake of Alien Nation set in an apartheid ghetto... How interesting. But more important can they hear me?

Verizon Guy
Wednesday 19th of August 2009 11:56 am

Aliens always give me the willies

Patrick Stewart
Thursday 20th of August 2009 9:37 pm

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Regulators looking at antibacterial in soap
Popularity of tricolsan impact merits look by federal scientists
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63759M20100408
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Tough Mudder Race Registration
Insane Tough Person run at Bear Creek, PA.
http://toughmudder.com/bear-creek-map/
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Detroit flight plot may prove boon for security firms
especially the makers of full-body scanners
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iKKQ0CXZklGYUcVQm2Au_IVqL7lA
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How Much Clearance is There?
The other day I noticed a sign at porte-cochere at the Courtyard Marriot hotel.
http://www.cockeyed.com/personal/clearance/clearance.php
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Movie Discussion: Inglorius Basterds
Spoilers.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808404206/details
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Movie Discussion: District 9
This Discussion Contains Spoilers.
http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/district-9/1809961221
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Jon Gosselin with new girlfriend in St. Tropez
What is the first thing YOU are going to do after you get divorced?
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2009/07/13/jon-gosselin-new-girlfriend-new-design-gig/
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Ben Affleck DVD Collection

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000AGQ5S?ie=UTF8&tag=cockeyedcom-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0000AGQ5S
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Eyeclops Night Vision Goggles are Awesome
The goggles contain two seperate arrays of infrared lights
http://www.cockeyed.com/science/nightvision/nightvision01.shtml
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The Fast Food Job Application Prank
It was an application best described as absurd.
http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/job_application/job_application01.shtml
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Ford, GM to cover car payments if buyer loses job
Ford and General Motors Corp. are offering payment protection plans to help reassure consumers
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gCkR253_Hxt49TGjzpVLooMnR5JgD97977G00
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Man Claims Psychic Defrauded Him of 250,000 dollars
He paid her to craft a golden statue that was supposed to ward off negativity.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090310/D96QRQ7O0.html
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Squirrel Roadside Memorial in Sacramento
I do not know who put this up.
http://www.cuteoverload.com/2009/02/angela-b.html#comments
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Saving water Tips on Craigslist
To make the 5 gallon bucket more confortable for sitting, cut a piece of pipe insulation.
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/vnn/1019953787.html
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Cash 4 Gold would like to melt down and recast their reputation
A polite letter, with a clear goal: Bury the Cash 4 Gold name in my article.
http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/goldkit/reputation.shtml
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Trivia for Apocalypto (2006)
I love the movie trivia at IMDB. This is a great batch.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472043/trivia
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Modern Hobo Codes
thirty-three new hobo codes to describe modern treasures and hazards
http://www.cockeyed.com/archive/hobo/modern_hobo.html
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Piven doctor recommended that he leave Broadway play
Found unusually high levels of mercury in his blood
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117997590.html?categoryid=15&cs=1
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Luxury cruise ship outruns pirates
30,000-ton luxury cruise ship outran pirates off the coast of Yemen this weekend
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/12/01/pirates.cruise.ship/?iref=mpstoryview
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How to make helium bubbles
please give suggestions here on helium bubblemaking techniques
http://www.cockeyed.com/science/bubbles/bubbles.shtml
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British girl allowed to refuse heart transplant
13-year-old British girl has undergone nearly a dozen surgeries in her young life
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iAVcnV_Jed6S0pu_tX3S13Ah7bZgD94CRB7O2
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DHL cuts 9,500 U.S. jobs
Delivery firm to end U.S.-only operations
http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/10/news/companies/dhl/?postversion=2008111010
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Migraines May Cut Breast Cancer Risk
Study Shows Women With Migraine Headaches May Have Lower Risk of Breast Cancer
http://www.webmd.com/migraines-headaches/news/20081105/migraines-may-cut-breast-cancer-risk
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What my votes are worth, in dollars
craigslist posting on the prices of votes in California
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/pol/905831436.html
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Columbia signs on for Preacher feature
Columbia Pictures has picked up then movie rights to Preacher, the popular 1990s comic series
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3ia758ca52fdc0aac4698b23b4c5a8da7c?imw=Y
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the Halloween Candy Code
use our marks to reap the best full-size chocolate bars while avoiding Chex mix
http://www.cockeyed.com/archive/candy_code/candy_code.html
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Cockerham Halloween Costume 2008
Halloween 2008 will be the tenth year in a row for me, detailing the building process
http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/2008/box01.shtml
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News Comments are working again!
Please visit and leave a comment.
http://www.cockeyed.com
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Sam Raimi Leads Spartacus on Starz
Series, Slated For Summer 2009 Premiere, To Feature Graphic Novel Look
http://www.multichannel.com/article/CA6609003.html
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Framingham State officials apologize for letter
mixed the usual, earnest pitch for donations with long sections of blah, blah, blah.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2008/10/framingham_stat.html
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Reports: EliteXC out of business, cancels bouts
The parent company of the EliteXC mixed martial arts circuit is closing its doors for good.
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/sports&id=6461163
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Virtual fence along U.S.-Mexico border delayed
- Fence consisting of sensors, cameras, and drone aircraft is running into technical snags
http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9881621-7.html?tag=nefd.top
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Jackson faces Neverland auction
could lose his Neverland ranch if he fails to pay 25 million
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7266186.stm
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How much is inside thread count
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http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/threadcount/threadcount01.shtml
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Stealth bomber crashes; pilots safe
Aircraft was was taking off with three others on their last flight out of Guam
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/23/stealth.bomber.crash.ap/index.html
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THINGS FOR SALE THAT I WILL MAIL YOU
David Horvitz would like to sell you a souvenir of his latest adventure
http://davidhorvitz.com/if/index.html
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Report: Security relaxed at Obama speech
the order to stop checking people for weapons had been intended to speed up seating
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/02/21/report_security_relaxed_at_obama_speech/8649/
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FAA wants to know if pilots fell asleep
Go Flight 1002 was headed for Hilo Airport around 10 a.m. but overshot the airport by 15 miles.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2008-02-20-go-sleep_N.htm
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Pakistan Opposition Leads as Voters Reject Musharraf
Opposition parties were poised to win parliamentary elections.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601080&sid=abdpX6uQDIN0&refer=asia
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Pakistan Opposition Leads as Voters Reject Musharraf
Pakistan's opposition parties were poised to win parliamentary elections.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601080&sid=abdpX6uQDIN0&refer=asia
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Man arrested for making more than 27,000 calls to 911
Authorities have arrested a prolific 911 cell phone caller.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/02/15/national/a140459S07.DTL
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Miley Cyrus Apologises For Seat Belt Gaff
Is seen riding in an auto without a belt in her new concert film
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/40567/miley-cyrus-apologises-for-seat-belt-gaff
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The Third-Inning Blooper Reel
With only a month until spring training, baseball did not get much of a rest this off-season
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/the_thirdinning_blooper_reel.php
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Introducing the Eyeclops - Super Magnifying Camera
the Eyeclops is so powerful, it is actually hard to find things detailed enough to explore
http://www.cockeyed.com/science/eyeclops/eyeclops.shtml
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