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Movie Discussion: Inglorius Basterds
Spoilers.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808404206/details

This movie pleases me. If only they could work ape overlords, food made from people, and laws on stone tablets into the plot it would go down as the greatest movie EVER. CHARLETON HESTON HAS SPOKEN, SO IT SHALL BE!!!

Charleton Heston
Friday 21st of August 2009 5:25 pm

haah who\'s all wee weed up now?

Pee Wee Herman
Friday 21st of August 2009 8:23 pm

look me in the eye

Orlando Bloom
Friday 21st of August 2009 8:24 pm

pop pop pop

Orville Redenbacher
Friday 21st of August 2009 8:25 pm

EVERYONE is getting all wee weed up. There is no need for all this wee weed upedness. There is no need indeed! NO NEED FOR THE WEE WEED DEED.

Barack Obama
Friday 21st of August 2009 8:28 pm

I\'m f*cking Angelina Jolie.

Brad Pitt
Saturday 22nd of August 2009 5:02 pm

I\'m a celebrity?

Ed Helms
Saturday 22nd of August 2009 6:30 pm

I\'m an increadible tool. I thought I would bring everyone up to speed.

Bono
Saturday 22nd of August 2009 8:10 pm

Are you an increadible tool? There\'s an app for that.

Iphone
Saturday 22nd of August 2009 8:13 pm

The hand radios in the movie should have been made to look like hamburgers.

Diablo Cody
Tuesday 25th of August 2009 10:00 am

Go on! Get out of here, Harry! You\'re not wanted! Leave! Go back the forest! Go!

John Lithgow
Tuesday 25th of August 2009 1:12 pm

I thought Ted Kennedy was on this thing. I need some ghost friends.

Tim Russert
Wednesday 26th of August 2009 6:53 am

I bow to Bo Svenson

Brad Pitt
Wednesday 26th of August 2009 12:01 pm

what no water boarding? what a bunch of &%^$## liberal &@#*&^% W wussies!

Dick Cheney
Wednesday 26th of August 2009 12:02 pm

The secret word of the day is: Tradgedy+Time=Comedy

Pee Wee Herman
Wednesday 26th of August 2009 3:52 pm

I\'m your boogie man

Perez Hilton
Wednesday 26th of August 2009 6:23 pm

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Spoilers.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808404206/details
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