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You are bummed!



Ed Helms
Friday 09th of November 2007 3:37 am



I don't get what the big deal is!



Britney Spears
Friday 09th of November 2007 3:52 am



My tits are horrifying!



Tara Reid
Friday 09th of November 2007 4:27 am



I think that when you sell the Dwight Shrute Bobblehead Costume on E-bay, you won't get enough money to have the car repaired :-(.



Christina Aguilera
Friday 09th of November 2007 4:55 am



good



Britney Spears
Friday 09th of November 2007 5:13 am



So you're now one of those morons who manage to crash when EVERYBODY'S GOING THE SAME DIRECTION!! I'll never understand how people who crash on the interstate are allowed to keep their drivers license. How hard can it be? EVERYBODY'S GOING THE SAME DIRECTION!!



Charleton Heston
Friday 09th of November 2007 5:24 am



Oi, thats sad. Sorry to hear Rob. Would've loved to see the cop's face when Dwight got out. Thanx for letting us know!



Bono
Friday 09th of November 2007 5:24 am



I need a drink.



Lindsey Lohan
Friday 09th of November 2007 5:27 am



The accent anyone should be driving is mine! ho ho ho



Sean Connery
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:06 am



Joy division? you sure that wasn't a "check musical taste" light?



Bono
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:07 am



You shall not pass!



Gandalf the White
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:09 am



Check engine light probably has to do with the fuel vapor recovery thing hanging down in the picture labeled Wheel_tape. If you do not have a closed loop for the fuel vapors, this will happen. Commonly occurs when you leave fuel cap off after filling up.



Martha Stewart
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:15 am



I think you need to learn how to spell "brake"



Clint Eastwood
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:19 am



Will you sell the Dwight Schrute Bobble head costume on Ebay?



Prince
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:19 am



How did you get such crystal clear pictures through the bobblehead?



Tara Reid
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:21 am



You are violating my copyright by crashing a car that is capable of playing my songs!



Prince
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:28 am



So, the oversized bobblehead is out while driving, but is the American Idol costume still a go?



Elvis
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:36 am



Where I live, Julie would be at fault, being the last person to crash as she was. It's an odd rule.




Friday 09th of November 2007 7:36 am



I am so serene. I am so calm. I am so serene.



Bill Murray
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:38 am



At least you didn't have Stacy and June with you! Sorry about the car:(



Caveman
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:45 am



Oh Rhobb, I'm sho shorry that happened to you. I hope you and Shtacy have alternate transhportashon. Howsh your neck today, buddy?



Cher
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:48 am



Your check engine light probably means that your fuel ystem is not holding pressure. ECU may think the gas cap is off. Not dangerous to run car or drive unless the fuel is actually leaking. Might want to check for that.



Telly Savales
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:58 am



Rob, that's a damn shame. Thank goodness the truck was able to veer into the emergency lane... I'd prefer getting rear ended by a Camry than a truck any day of the week. Death to America, Muqqy.



Muqtada al-Sadr
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:32 am



did you get a ticket?



Charleton Heston
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:40 am



I think it's karma catching up for all the bad, filler content a bit back.



David Beckham
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:45 am



Can't replace or relate, can't release or repair, Take my hand and I'll show you what was and will be.



Barack Obama
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:46 am



Tell the cops that you stopped just before you crashed into the car in front of you, and then the lady who rear-ended you hit you and drove you into him. That way she takes all the blame, and you don't have an insurance increase. It is evil, but it will work if you can get the other two people to agree to it.



Dytek Guy
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:56 am



Hovercraft




Friday 09th of November 2007 9:01 am



Hovercraft



Topher Grace
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:01 am



I once had an accident because I was waxing the ol' crumb-catcher.



Geraldo
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:09 am



"Brakes" because you didn't hit the "Brakes" in time, you got a bad Break. ;) Welcome to Cow-if-form-yah.



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:16 am



Let this be a warning to you infidels.



Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:33 am



Me likey ice cream cake. Sorry to hear about your car.



Ed Helms
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:39 am



I can't believe it! The same thing just happened to me!



Britney Spears
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:42 am



damn. you caused a pile-up. way to go. :P



Dr Phils Wife
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:44 am



Why did the punk in the VW stop in the first place?



Clint Eastwood
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:48 am



Funny, My fiance crashed his car just last week on Halloween. Totalled. He is ok, thank god.



Ann Heche
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:55 am



They're called brakes. Tough break



Jimmy Carter
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:02 am



You rammed into someone, and then someone rammed into you? What a twist!



M Night Shymalayan
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:04 am



This same thing happened to me a month ago, except only 3 cars we involved instead of 4. I was in the middle...not to be a doomsayer, but the insurance totalled my car and I had to get a new one. It really was the pits!



Ringo Starr
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:08 am



Man, you should've been filming all of this. I've been so bored lately because my pranks are all old hat. Me and Bam and Steve-O need some new material.



Johnny Knoxville
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:14 am



Perhaps a UFO will spot you next time and transport you away before the accident.



Douglas Kuchinich
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:15 am



Sorry about your car Rob, but i'm glad you're ok.



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:22 am



Gotta train yourself to use escape routes (what the pickup driver did). Glad you're OK!



Tom Hanks
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:26 am



Hey -that sucks?? You OK, though? With the newbie on the way, and all!



Gandalf the Grey
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:34 am



I SO know how you feel. Like, party on, Cockerdude!



Tara Reid
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:47 am



Unnnngh!



50 Cent
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:47 am



I think you spelled "breaks" wrong.



Smarty Jones
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:51 am



Oh no! Sorry about your bad luck, but glad you can put a semi-positive spin on it. Did you know there's a movie coming out about Joy Division? One of the promotors asked us to write about it on our Useless Advice From Useless Men blog. I fit in there well.



Michael Moore
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:52 am



Would you donate this for one of our bombers?



Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:56 am



Shut up Michael Moore. You're useless, that's for sure. Sorry you had to see that Rob. Listen, I am feeling the pain and sorrow as well. Now I won't be able to add your Hyundai to my collection.



Jay Leno
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:00 am



Get a horse! I did.



Viggo Mortensen
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:00 am



Would you donate this for one of our bombers?



Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:02 am



In a strange twist, it just so happens that I rear-ended a Julie on Thursday night. Ya know what I mean, Rob-Dawg, eh? Oh yeah. Awww...Damn! Here comes Rosalynn. J.C. out!



Jimmy Carter
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:17 am



At least you aren't being raised from the dead to do popcorn commercials. Seriously, though, that's a bummer, man. Don't feel too bad. I also caused an accident a few years back because I wasn't paying enough attention. Luckily, I was on surface roads, so it was low speed and damage was minimal. If it's any consolation, from the pictures, I'd say you probably won't have to say goodbye to the car.



Orville Redenbacher
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:36 am



Ever been in a head-on collision? Bill said he was once, but I think he was just getting his "head" on, if you know what I mean. Stopped to smell the (Gennifer) Flowers. *CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE*



Hilary Clinton
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:57 am



Suck ass bro...at least you're ok, eh?



Sylvester Stallone
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:09 pm



D'OH!



Evil Paris Hilton
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:12 pm



I think now that I have your full name and license plate number, I will steal your identity and be your east coast doppelganger!



Ashanti
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:20 pm



I got in a fender bender on Wednesday. Not a fraction as bad as this, though. Thanks for making me feel a little better.



M Night Shymalayan
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:22 pm



The cars in front of you were stopped for the aliens. Please stop for the aliens. Thank you.



Anne Heche
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:26 pm



You bonehead.



Bill O'Reilly
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:28 pm



All shook up!



Elvis
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:39 pm



Rob, I think that thing dangling from the underside of your car is your "evap canister." It helps to pull water vapor from your gas tank, which keeps the excess moisture from diluting your gas and eroding your engine. It also includes the evaporative monitor,which measures the water vapor level in your gas tank.Since that whole package is dangling under your car, your check engine light is on. But hey,everyone's okay.



Don Cheadle
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:58 pm



Sometimes Bill lets me drive the Hyundai on Fridays.



Melinda Gates
Friday 09th of November 2007 12:59 pm



I just took my car to Gamboas body shop on North C and they were great. I had, unfortunately, scraped up the side of my car pulling out of my own garage. They did a very good job, were nice, and got the work done in just a few days. Totally recommend them.



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Friday 09th of November 2007 1:01 pm



seems like you reacted faster than the girl behind you did. That's quite the impact to your rear bumper.



Leonardo DiCaprio
Friday 09th of November 2007 1:03 pm



Terrorist!!!



Hassain Al-Shahristani
Friday 09th of November 2007 1:08 pm



This will be messy! The front end damage to your car is your fault, but the rear end damage is the camry driver's fault. What a mess!



Will Farrell
Friday 09th of November 2007 1:23 pm



I have been in many car accidents and never received a ticket or citation. Just lucky I guess. Only went to the hospital once. You are lucky everyone was ok and civil. Watch out for lawsuits down the road. My mom was in a car accident where a truck forced her car into a city bus then onto a lawn nearly missing a house. A passenger on the bus had her served with a lawsuit 1 day short of 2 years (2 years is the limit in CT to file).




Friday 09th of November 2007 1:34 pm



Glad you weren't hurt. My advice is to drive something with better forward visibility to avoid collisions in the first place, and larger mass so that if a collision is unavoidable you've got a degree more protection. Something along the lines of, Ohh I don't know, a Bronco perhaps?



OJ Simpson
Friday 09th of November 2007 1:42 pm



WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!



Will Farrell
Friday 09th of November 2007 2:17 pm



It was a hyundai.



Tara Reid
Friday 09th of November 2007 2:17 pm



The exact same thing happened to my boyfriend last week; except his Honda Civic was crushed between two city busses!



50 Cent
Friday 09th of November 2007 2:35 pm



Sorry to hear about your accident. The guys from my club (www.hyperautoclub.com) hate to see a good Hyundai go down.



Jessica Alba
Friday 09th of November 2007 3:13 pm



Did you have Geico?



Caveman
Friday 09th of November 2007 3:16 pm



You should have used the choppa'



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Friday 09th of November 2007 3:37 pm



I always drive slooooooooooow



OJ Simpson
Friday 09th of November 2007 3:43 pm



Well, they don't call the Hyundai Accent the Hyundai "Accident" for nothing ;) lol j/k



Bill Murray
Friday 09th of November 2007 4:03 pm



lolz I'm dead



King Tut
Friday 09th of November 2007 4:11 pm



Im glad your all right Rob. I have a car similar to yours. I worry that its not as tough as an SUV.



Jimmy Carter
Friday 09th of November 2007 4:12 pm



You might want to scramble your license plate number in the photos - wouldn't want some crazed Herbalife cultist to start stalking you at home, we need you safe!!!



Hans Blix
Friday 09th of November 2007 5:46 pm



Sorry, but the Gates Foundation cannot donate to your cause.



Melinda Gates
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:07 pm



Not as bad as it could be (barring fatal accidents, of course--I'm talking fender benders here). My little brother's friend was solely responsible for a 14-car pileup! Or...perhaps it was the text-message fight she was having with her boyfriend?



Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:12 pm



You may want to re-write your account of the accident here on the web, because it could be construed as an admission of guilt if VW, Toyota and possibly Camery's insurance companies want to come after you to pay for damages.



Nancy Pelosi
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:19 pm



Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!!



Bill O'Reilly
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:27 pm



Sorry to hear this... do you need a hug?



Jack in the Box
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:37 pm



At least you weren't drunk like I was!



Britney Spears
Friday 09th of November 2007 6:58 pm



I autodialed the cops!



Iphone
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:01 pm



I wouldn't have voted to allow you to go home if I knew then what I know now! cackle!cackle!cackle!



Hilary Clinton
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:03 pm



That'll buff right out!



Sean Connery
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:32 pm



Did Julie go with the obvious pun, and say "Rob! It's so weird running into you like this!"?



Jack Black
Friday 09th of November 2007 7:39 pm



my English is better than most Mexicans



Caveman
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:13 pm



my English is better than most Mexicans



Caveman
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:16 pm



Gotta watch those sudden stops.



Britney Spears
Friday 09th of November 2007 8:59 pm



I've been the Toyota in this scenario. The insurance company of the car that hit me had to pay a certain percentage to me, and the car that hit it and forced it to hit me again also had to pay me a percentage. It gets really complicated when there are multiple hits.




Friday 09th of November 2007 9:04 pm



At least you didn't have a bag of coke in your car like I did. Not that I got even a slap on the wrist, but whatevs. You know what I mean.



Lindsey Lohan
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:06 pm



I would've used Turbo Boost to jump over those cars. Maybe the VW driver stopped because a Cat ran onto the road? Where's Adam Sandler when you need him?



David Hasselhoff
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:12 pm



I had a year when I rear ended two total strangers. Took a week to get the smell of shit off my dick.



Orville Redenbacher
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:34 pm



Rectal anal burning and redness. Yeast reactions while on clobetasol. If diflucan 1x/wk can't prevent all reactions, what can help?



Hassain Al-Shahristani
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:38 pm



Try hitting a deer instead. I did, and ended up making $500 off the insurance claim (after a $100 deductible, and $100 for a new grille). It might have constituted insurance fraud to NOT mention that the dent in my fender was from an unrelated incident when the Geico guy did an estimate....but oh well.



Johnny Depp
Friday 09th of November 2007 9:46 pm



Bummer Rob! I had a girl that I knew in high school rear end me also. Sheesh - all she had to do was ask for my phone number.



Elvis
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:07 pm



oops



Britney Spears
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:15 pm



Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, we're on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted. Have you seen my car?!



Ashton Kutcher
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:28 pm



I felt like destroying something beautiful



Ed Norton
Friday 09th of November 2007 10:49 pm



THAT'S COOL YOU'RE TAKING THE BLAME, WHEN REALLY IT WAS JUNE WHO WAS DRIVING!



Victoria Gotti
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:08 pm



im a fag



50 Cent
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:16 pm



sorry rob but now you can drive it in detroit



Christina Aguilera
Friday 09th of November 2007 11:38 pm



Bummer.



Janeane Garofalo
Saturday 10th of November 2007 1:16 am



So were you drinking?



Lindsey Lohan
Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:04 am



KILL IT WITH FIRE!



Barack Obama
Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:06 am



If you'd been driving on the correct side of the road (read: the left, like everyone else), none of this would have happened :D Nah, bad luck rob.. Although with a Hyundai, it probably isn't a bad thing. Perhaps you can get a more reliable car with the payout?




Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:18 am



Interesting.



Caveman
Saturday 10th of November 2007 2:41 am



That Sucks Ron, but at least no one was hurt. (Good thing your daughter or pregnant wife weren't in the car!) You're lucky you didn't get a ticket for following too close.



Jack in the Box
Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:15 am



That sucks! I'm glad you're okay. Maybe I'll dedicate my next album to your poor Hyundai.



Sting
Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:54 am



What is the deal with airline food??



Jerry Seinfeld
Saturday 10th of November 2007 4:46 am



yikes! I hope everyone was alright.



Ed Helms
Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:09 am



I got rear-ended in my Hyundai on Halloween, and the next day the check engine light came on, too! I don't know how to blame it on the other driver, though, since there wasn't any apparent damage when they hit me.



Christina Aguilera
Saturday 10th of November 2007 7:21 am



You, like, tottally hit man.



Britney Spears
Saturday 10th of November 2007 8:56 am



I try to watch not the car in front of me, but the car that is FRONT of the car that is in front of me. It gives me an extra couple seconds of warning. It's so easy, even a caveman could do it.



Caveman
Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:48 am



Imagine how many people you would could have harmed if you drove a full size SUV with the antler horns on the hood. Could an interesting posting be used in a court of law as proof of admission of guilt? "I was in the fast lane, listening to Joy Division (but otherwise undistracted) when I realized the cars ahead were standing still." ? To say you weren't would imply the accident could have been avoided, but since it wasn't - you were.



Jimmy Carter
Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:59 am



I always thought you'd drive something nicer then an Accent.



Barack Obama
Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:37 am



For the Baron!



Sting
Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:38 am



OMG! THAT HAPPWND TO MEH! SEPT I HIT PPLs! HAHAHA I need a drink.



Lindsey Lohan
Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:40 am



Aww Rob!! That really sucks. :( We have all been there. Good luck



Tara Reid
Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:53 am



I'm an awful driver, I had nearly the same accident (except I was the one in the back) last year. I barely tapped the Jetta in front of me, had no visible damage, my dad (a mechanic) looked at her car and found a few things that needed to be fixed (a dent in her trunk pan) and we found out later she turned it in to my insurance twice and got $3000. I hope her bad Karma gets her in the end.



Jenny Finch
Saturday 10th of November 2007 11:05 am



If I'm elected I'll have a conversation with California about these sort of things. I may not be able to fix them, but I'll speak my mind, people will know how I feel. If you elect me, your car will know how I feel too- probably won't fix anything, but I like people knowing how I feel about things.



Barack Obama
Saturday 10th of November 2007 11:11 am



Awwwww :( Glad you're all ok. *hugs!*



Mohammad Al-Baradei
Saturday 10th of November 2007 11:19 am



I did that in my dad's car when I was 19...bummer man!



Matt Damon
Saturday 10th of November 2007 12:09 pm



you suck



Dr Phils Wife
Saturday 10th of November 2007 1:12 pm



Oh Rob, I figured you were a Hyundai Accent kind of guy. You are a dork and of course your car is named after meat tenderizer. But I still think you are the sexiest dork of all.



Halle Berry
Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:00 pm



I foresee an article on "how much is inside an accent"



Ewan McGregor
Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:16 pm



I hope you didn't scratch that Joy Division record!



Christian Bale
Saturday 10th of November 2007 3:40 pm



I think you were using me while driving to check how much money you were making on advertisements on your site. How the fuck else do you run into slowed down cars on a highway if you were paying any type of attention?



Iphone
Saturday 10th of November 2007 4:05 pm



You shoulda been driving a nice shiny Humma.



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Saturday 10th of November 2007 4:44 pm



Glad your ok! We don't want to find out "how much is inside" Rob..



Will Farrell
Saturday 10th of November 2007 5:17 pm



Why was there a car in the fast in the first place! You won't have time to stop on a motorway here in the UK, too many cars!




Saturday 10th of November 2007 5:38 pm



AHHHHHHHHHHH



Orville Redenbacher
Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:45 pm



Clint Eastwood, I am going to twist you up like a twizzler until that Cole lays eyes on you! Ohhhh there is nothing I hate more than a grammar nazi.



M Night Shymalayan
Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:49 pm



boo




Saturday 10th of November 2007 6:50 pm



Glad you're okay!



Dr Phils Wife
Saturday 10th of November 2007 7:44 pm



Wow, Dr. Phil did alright for himself.



Dr Phils Wife
Saturday 10th of November 2007 7:45 pm



Driving...So easy....ah you know the rest.... Are we cancelled yet?



Caveman
Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:21 pm



I once crashed my car when I dropped a peanut butter and banana sandwich.



Elvis
Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:24 pm



why were the cars in front of u standing still?



Jessica Alba
Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:25 pm



Rob! Why would you claim culpability like this in print? I know you want to be upstanding and honest, but why volunteer anything that isn't in the police report? Hope no one in the accident thinks you've got deep pockets... P.S. Was June helping you drive the car? My toddler is great at driving when her momma is too drunk.



Britney Spears
Saturday 10th of November 2007 9:36 pm



A very similar experience happened to me (someone I knew from high school and had not seen since graduation) ran into me on the interstate. Weird. (Uh, I mean like, that's so hot.)



Evil Paris Hilton
Saturday 10th of November 2007 10:05 pm



Get to the choppah!



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:29 am



Umm... that sucks?



Dytek Guy
Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:47 am



Rice pile up.



Jack in the Box
Sunday 11th of November 2007 2:08 am



I crap cars bigger than that!



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Sunday 11th of November 2007 2:29 am



In my world, this would never happen. Elect me president, and men won't be allowed to drive. Then there won't ben any more accidents.



Hilary Clinton
Sunday 11th of November 2007 3:17 am



I think you should drive it into the ocean and let it become a reef.



Dr Phils Wife
Sunday 11th of November 2007 3:25 am



Now your ride became Hyundai Accident!



Bono
Sunday 11th of November 2007 4:30 am



It's, like, really nice that no one was all nasty about it.



Britney Spears
Sunday 11th of November 2007 8:48 am



Now go jump on a couch with my wife Katie Smith.




Sunday 11th of November 2007 8:50 am



Don't you know that if you'd been listening to Joy Division on me, I'd have done the driving for you? And made you some tasty yogurt at the same time?



Iphone
Sunday 11th of November 2007 9:18 am



Don't worry, I dod that all the time. The kids love it!



Britney Spears
Sunday 11th of November 2007 11:19 am



What a twist! There was no way I saw that coming.



M Night Shymalayan
Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:53 pm



Di Di Mao! DI DI!



Ma Ying-jeou
Sunday 11th of November 2007 12:58 pm



Dude that totally sucks.



Adam Savage
Sunday 11th of November 2007 1:16 pm



been there done, that....welcome to the club!



Bill Murray
Sunday 11th of November 2007 1:54 pm



I'm Bill and I approve of this message



Bill Richardson
Sunday 11th of November 2007 1:58 pm



You don't actually have to stop if nobody gets hurt, right?



Britney Spears
Sunday 11th of November 2007 2:15 pm



guitar pick



Gandalf the White
Sunday 11th of November 2007 4:06 pm



Get some spinners on your new whip!



50 Cent
Sunday 11th of November 2007 4:43 pm



Bumblebee does not approve.



Shia Labeouf
Sunday 11th of November 2007 5:42 pm



I think you should buy a red Acura Legend.



Telly Savales
Sunday 11th of November 2007 5:55 pm



And to think that OUR Rob would get in an accident, and not make a long and interesting article about it somehow? Is this really OUR Rob?



Evil Paris Hilton
Sunday 11th of November 2007 5:59 pm



Don't worry. You'll get more money than you expect... I always do.



Leonardo DiCaprio
Sunday 11th of November 2007 6:44 pm



one time i crashed into the back of a toyota. But I was listening to Bon Jovi, not Joy Division.



Evil Paris Hilton
Sunday 11th of November 2007 7:17 pm



Your car is now definitely not bringing sexyback.



Justin Timberlake
Sunday 11th of November 2007 7:38 pm



That sucks :(



Neil Patrick Harris
Sunday 11th of November 2007 9:22 pm



Your licence plate is showing. You should blur that out!



Natalie Portman
Sunday 11th of November 2007 11:47 pm



what's the deal with car crashes?



Jerry Seinfeld
Sunday 11th of November 2007 11:54 pm



"You should blur that out?" Ha, that's what she said!



Josh Halloway
Monday 12th of November 2007 12:10 am



That is terr...wait for it...ible.



Neil Patrick Harris
Monday 12th of November 2007 12:28 am



Well, the damage to the back of the car was much more than the front. So I can at least say that you are a better driver than the girl behind you in the Camry. hope you get the car in good working order soon.



Barack Obama
Monday 12th of November 2007 1:12 am



you shoulda just kept driving.



Halle Berry
Monday 12th of November 2007 1:53 am



uh-oh



Matt Damon
Monday 12th of November 2007 4:19 am



Girls are weird.



Hassain Al-Shahristani
Monday 12th of November 2007 8:56 am



Tell me about it - oversized heads are quite the road hazard.



Jack in the Box
Monday 12th of November 2007 9:31 am



I could sing you a wannabe punk song so you and me could cry over it together.



Avril Levine
Monday 12th of November 2007 9:39 am



I seem to remember a Joy Division story where one of their roadies fell asleep while driving their van after a gig and caused an accident. Later, a reviewer who was not a fan of the band, printed a snarky line saying that the roadie must have been listening to Unknown Pleasures at the time. Zing! Sorry about your car



Cardinal Alexandre do Nascimento
Monday 12th of November 2007 9:40 am



Car insurance is a racket! You've mentioned it before but nobody shops around! Everyone takes it to the dealer or whoever their friend recommends and pays a premium because it's a deductible no matter what the actual price. Guess who pays in the end. Not to mention the lack of incentive for shops to price their services competitively.



Jack in the Box
Monday 12th of November 2007 9:48 am



It is Bush's fault



Michael Moore
Monday 12th of November 2007 10:14 am



Do you have black eyes like me as a result of your crash?



Avril Levine
Monday 12th of November 2007 11:01 am



I'll fix it, for a price...



Evil Paris Hilton
Monday 12th of November 2007 11:13 am



If the main damage is in the rear of the car, you can probably ignore the engine light and drive. (It is probably a emissions sensor knocked lose, or similar.) My friend Bob Sacamano once chopped the entire back half off his car and still managed to drive it all the way down the vanWyck.



Jerry Seinfeld
Monday 12th of November 2007 11:40 am



In addition to sexy, I'm also bringing read ending back. Sorry.



Justin Timberlake
Monday 12th of November 2007 12:38 pm



I crashed more then you have. talk to me when you lose your kids. I need starbucks.



Britney Spears
Monday 12th of November 2007 12:57 pm



This is why we need to get rid of all cars on highways. Vote for me is a vote for no more car crashed.



Hilary Clinton
Monday 12th of November 2007 12:58 pm



tomorrow on "The View" four car pile ups and why should we care?



Barbara Walters
Monday 12th of November 2007 1:16 pm



what is the deal with the Accent? the car doesn't talk!!



Jerry Seinfeld
Monday 12th of November 2007 1:17 pm



i'm sorry to hear that you got into an accident. since you'll probably be having to pay for your car getting fixed, as well as insurance, you'll be needing all the extra money you can get. i have a value menu that i think you'll be able to appreciate.



Jack in the Box
Monday 12th of November 2007 1:43 pm



DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!



Iphone
Monday 12th of November 2007 4:16 pm



Well, I'm no Einstein, but I suspect that Julie was doing a lot better before you stopped in front of her on the freeway. Also, I agree the vehicle should be destroyed with fire. Fire, as you may be aware, is good.



Caveman
Monday 12th of November 2007 8:48 pm



Joy Division rules.



Orville Redenbacher
Monday 12th of November 2007 9:06 pm



you should sell the bumper on e-bay.



Rose Byrne
Monday 12th of November 2007 10:22 pm



Next time kill somebody.



Abdel-Aziz Al-Hakim
Monday 12th of November 2007 11:25 pm



Have your colon checked now.



Tom Hanks
Monday 12th of November 2007 11:27 pm



You shall not pass.



Gandalf the Grey
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 2:42 am



How ironic. you were listening to Joy Division and now you have become divided from your joy of driving your car. Wow - almost eerie how these things work, isn't it??? Love my boobs!



Scarlett Johansson
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 9:04 am



Allah did not protect you, unbeliever!



Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 9:04 am



YOU POPPED EM GOOD!



Orville Redenbacher
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 2:40 pm



I hated driving in Cali. Only there due to hunt the migratory herds and I disliked pretty much every moment. Too fast, following too close, and caring too little about the potential for injury or death. God forbid someone is 'inconvienced' one millisecond. Bitter?!? I'M NOT BITTER!!!!! Geico ruined my life.



Caveman
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 4:57 pm



Jeez, I did that to my Lexus and to my BMW! Don't coke and drive.



Nicole Ritchie
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 5:01 pm



How odd is it that you knew the girl from high school :o



Sanjaya
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 5:16 pm



Did you spill your beer during the crash?



Clint Eastwood
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 5:36 pm



i think you should drive a tank so you can crush traffic instead of being stuck in it



Regis Philbin
Tuesday 13th of November 2007 10:29 pm



sorry to hear your car died. glad you're okay. i wish i could drive. am i 13 yet?



Haley Joel Osment
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:24 am



What do I think? I think you're very fortunate to have escaped with so little damage (to yourself & the car.) Interestingly enough, a friend of mine was in a collision nearly identical to yours just a week ago. His vehicle was the meat in a car sandwich. He's ok too, so Rob, you take care. And be sure to stop for parked cars. ~ Evil Jim




Wednesday 14th of November 2007 6:58 am



bork



Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 7:10 am



BABYLON WILL FALL



Cardinal Ivan Dias
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 7:35 am



I say you give the remains of the car to the starvin' children.



Bono
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 9:03 am



the accent is a girlie car



Arnold Shwarzenegger
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:35 pm



isn't that pretty



Martha Stewart
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:37 pm



I missed the part about me.



Evil Paris Hilton
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 1:38 pm



How can you be undistracted and only "realize" that the cars in front of you aren't moving? What were you looking at? Clearly not your braking distance. Bad Rob. You could've been seeing how much was inside a pile-up :(



Ewan McGregor
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 2:37 pm



Idiot!



Charleton Heston
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 2:44 pm



I'm only typing this to see the picture =P



David Beckham
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 2:48 pm



You were going over 70mph, right?



Haley Joel Osment
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 6:54 pm



my rolls owns yo lil' hyundai



50 Cent
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 7:12 pm



Typical Sacramento driver. Most ride the bumper going 70+.



Caveman
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 9:13 pm



Shoulda had a gun.



Charleton Heston
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 9:22 pm



I get paid for doing stuff like this.



Johnny Knoxville
Wednesday 14th of November 2007 10:02 pm



Jesus! How many accidents have you been in?



Johnny Knoxville
Thursday 15th of November 2007 3:16 am



salvageable?



Andy Dick
Thursday 15th of November 2007 8:29 am



Blarg!



Iphone
Thursday 15th of November 2007 3:45 pm



Thing happens!



Nancy Pelosi
Thursday 15th of November 2007 6:39 pm



seattle here is talegate city... People get pissed at me because I leave so much room in front of me when I drive... I'm through with paniking about stopping... anyway, leave lots of room and pay attention in traffic.



Ahmad Chalabi
Friday 16th of November 2007 12:54 am



I personally know what it feels like to be a white male in his 30s crashing his Hyundai Accent. Remember your spirit.



Oprah
Friday 16th of November 2007 2:28 am



I rolled my boyfriends car once when I fell asleep. Yeah...it's totaled.



Ann Heche
Friday 16th of November 2007 2:19 pm



If your check engine light isn't blinking, you can drive the car. On all cars manufactured after 1996, a solid CEL indicates something is amiss in the vehicle's emissions system. My guess is that something from the rear impact messed up the pressurization system with the gas tank / gas filler tubing. Glad you're OK and congratulations on the baby! -T.C. Collins



Bill Murray
Friday 16th of November 2007 2:23 pm



iPhone bitch!!!



Iphone
Friday 16th of November 2007 5:43 pm



I think you're car is amazing, and that the crash would have not happened, if you had owned an iPhone at the time.



Iphone
Friday 16th of November 2007 5:44 pm



I did that same thing once, except I managed not to smash anything. Just dented my license plate. Dang, man.



Joy Behar
Friday 16th of November 2007 7:08 pm



hahaha im a better driver than you.... barely



Britney Spears
Friday 16th of November 2007 10:13 pm



It'll buff out with a bit of spit.



Sylvester Stallone
Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:31 am



you are really dumb for wearing the halloween copstume when driving on the roadds



Amanda Bynes
Saturday 17th of November 2007 11:24 am



Which Joy Division song were you listening to when She Lost Control of her car?



Hans Blix
Saturday 17th of November 2007 1:13 pm



Oh crud! Sorry man. I can relate. Still lovin the web presence of Cockeyed! (The Fake Will Ferrell)



Will Farrell
Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:21 pm



I was the cause of that accident boy! Trebek's mother was pleasurin' me at the time! oh hohohohohho! Take that Trebek!



Sean Connery
Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:26 pm



Mr. Conery I really think that last comment was inappropriate! Please! My mother is in a rest home. I wish you could restrain yourself!



Will Farrell
Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:39 pm



She could use a rest after last nite boy! OH hohohohohh!




Saturday 17th of November 2007 2:41 pm



he he dick



Andy Dick
Sunday 18th of November 2007 3:06 am



I'm sorry taht happened to you! I'm glad you're ok!




Sunday 18th of November 2007 5:40 pm



If I were to kill the Camry driver who rear-ended you, how would you want me to do it?



OJ Simpson
Sunday 18th of November 2007 5:43 pm



keep driving it until the wheels fall off. Fix only waht's necessary to make it operational / legal.




Monday 19th of November 2007 11:39 am



Did the airbag deploy? Did you die? I love you



Barbara Walters
Monday 19th of November 2007 5:05 pm



Can I have your tires?



Ed Norton
Monday 19th of November 2007 5:06 pm



Undersized bobbleheads are perfetly acceptable, however.



Neil Patrick Harris
Monday 19th of November 2007 5:48 pm



Excellent drawing skills!



Janeane Garofalo
Monday 19th of November 2007 7:34 pm



Had you been driving slower and in a white Bronco, this never would have happened to you. Would you like the name of a good lawyer?



OJ Simpson
Tuesday 20th of November 2007 1:29 pm



like, y'know...whatever



Tara Reid
Tuesday 20th of November 2007 5:36 pm



You're a Jackass



Johnny Knoxville
Tuesday 20th of November 2007 8:53 pm



You must be a terrible driver, because I only get into wrecks when I've been drinking or doing drugs!



Britney Spears
Tuesday 20th of November 2007 9:41 pm



man, that sucks.



Josh Halloway
Tuesday 20th of November 2007 9:48 pm



i bet the still traffic was from another accident




Wednesday 21st of November 2007 1:50 am



Think of what disaster would have befallen had you, and everyone else, not been wrapped in 1500kg of womblike steel and plastique!



Audrey Tautou
Wednesday 21st of November 2007 12:22 pm



You're a danger to yourself and others! Please stay in California!



Regis Philbin
Wednesday 21st of November 2007 8:14 pm



That sucks, but I think all and all you are pretty lucky!



Telly Savales
Wednesday 21st of November 2007 10:26 pm



I think you missed out on Julie. Your 'car' was operational, and you could have put it in her 'garage'... just kidding... taker her for all it's worth! goldwow goldӪ6787673@WOWGOLDS.COM




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