I had to work in the morning, when I should have been opening presents. I missed all the action! Mine wasn't ruined because instead of getting presents for everybody we used my christmas bonus to buy presents for just the two of us. Every year we would buy gifts for everbody else and end up with nothing left to buy each other. Not this year, we spent the $1300 on each other. Best Christmas ever. too much to drink. It'll kill the mood faster than anything I´m studying abroad and I spent Christmas day in my dorm room in Germany. I only had a half bottle of wine, so I couldn´t even get a proper buzz on. And any Christmas packages possibly coming from home have been delayed. no girlfriend People stayed up too late so Santa didn't visit our house this year. No Cockeyed.com updates! The usual family profanity shouting match. I was outta there by 10 xmas morning. Lack of cockeyed.com updates. Right before Christmas, I moved to a country that doesn't celebrate it. I spent the evening alone in a bar. My dad's friend came so there were less political arguments between him and my uncles than usual out of politeness =(. Usually there is screaming. I checked cockeyed.com and found empty filler My mother asked if the gifts I gave this year (including theatre tickets, orchestra section) were to make up for the last five years of gifts. "I don't mean to be mean," said she. Nevermind that I have gotten only gift cards for the last five or so years, and that I have given, thoughtful, well-received gifts for quite some time. Soylent Green is people!! I'm an Operations Manager for a rental car company. I had to come in to work the Saturday before Christmas because the lower managers on duty were freaking out and there was a fear that one of them was going to quit and wouldn't show up. I also had to get yelled at by a superior on the phone at 9:00 p.m. on Christmas eve because he messed up and let us over-nook but it was somehow our fault we ran out of cars to rent to people. Rob in Tucson I'd love to day my Mother's lame duck fiance is as fun to be around as a 10th string benchwamer amateur political analyst on Cspan8, but that would make the real politicos look bad. And I love how all conversations can be directed back to his job as a prison worker too. Hate to see Mom go on Wednesday, but won't miss her man after his 7 days with us. Santa turned out to not be real :-( My boyfriend stood me up and it turned out it was because he was sick and not because he was a wanker so I couldn't yell at him because that would make me a wanker. But he should have told me he was sick and not left me seething. My brother broke his elbow...we spent Christmas in the ER. Strep throat, mono, and a sinus infection, that's how. worked from 11-4:30, then got stuck in traffic for 2 hours. :( had to fly through Houston Bush airport on Christmas morning. For the uninitiated, Bush is the place where happiness, laughter, and joy go to shrivel up and die. No BJ Jesus who? I had to spend it with in-laws. Bacon wave They wouldn't give me the ball- T.O. No snow. oh...if only i could elaborate Cockeyed.com wasn't updated. T.T My father. Wasn't. The kids went to their mom's house and left me all alone to play with the new toys. Merry fucking christmas. Relatives that hate me, among other things, pounded in the point that I'll be burning in hell for my "sins" (Apparently rock music, D&D, and homosexuality are mortal sins. Whodathunkit) I had a nightmare yesterday. I was driving a car at night, hit something, got out to see what it was, and the car's lights went out leaving me in total darkness. Suddenly, something started attacking me, but I couldn't see what it was. Eventually I got so freaked out I took the big metal spike which was in my hand for some reason and stabbed blindly at it. I felt it hit, the headlights came on, and I saw a miniature person stabbed in the face, lying there dead. It was baby sized, but shaped like an adult...kind of. It was pinkish, eyeless, and naked. Anywho, lets of blood, and it was dead. I look over to the right, and see a banana peel on the ground. I reach over, pick it up, then suddenly realise OH SHIT it's not just a banana peel but some freakish spider-banana. Its legs and pincers came out at me in my hand, and as I freaked out it leapt onto my head and took a huge bite out of my scalp. Suddenly I was running into a house and I was covered in flesh eating bugs. Here is an image I sketched of it: http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/christianninja/temp1.jpg And to make this blog more Chirstmassy and to make said creature less horrifying, I've drawn a picture of a kindly Spider Banana filled with Christmas Spirit. http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/christianninja/spiderbananaChristmas.jpg I was a "Christmas Orphan" when, at the last minute, my boyfiend decided to go 200 miles away for a week to visit his folks! I couldn't get the time off work. presents. Rob Cockerham didn't post any real updates and tried to get by with filler material. Also I don't get a pony. We had severe thunder storms and tornadoes touching down in the area. Not really an avoidable tragedy. We had everything ready to go and were about to start preparing our dinner. We prepared our turkey first rubbing butter all over it. We used the whole stick and come to find out that was our only stick of butter. We had mashed potatoes and stuffing and yams left to prepare...with no butter. We ended up having to wait over an hour for my mom to show up with some butter. Not really ruined in the end, but we panicked for a while. Car broke down My Mom's 24-hour pass from the facility in which she is currently held was approved. My little sister called from jail. I was born Jewish. Inheritance discrepancies The Transformers came in and stole all my presents... We we unable to locate a Wii for my little brother. My Dad opened his watch that we'd bought him and it turned out it had arribed broken. My godfather found my okcupid profile and the video camera I got and had planed an entire week of filming around getting didnt work. no real presents, just money and gift cards. and clothes. People complained about there not being any "real" updates to Cockeyed.com, when in reality they are not owed anything by Rob. Wastrels. My boyfriend broke up with me. Mine wasn't. It was a wonderful time. Well, except for those radioactive space weasels eating my basement. hanukkah It wasn't ruined this year. It was wonderful as always! I got drunk, made fun of everybody and then called my old girlfriend. I GOT SICK snow It actualyl wasn.t Oh wait, I felt sick. Our Christmas was ruined when the city we live in forgot to uncover a storm drain after road construction and our enitre home was flooded as a result Ninjas MY TIRES GOT SLASHED IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE STORE WHERE i WORK. by a hangover! Tim Allen Movies We were asleep in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve and we heard the doorbell ring. I got up to look out the peephole and saw a hooded male figure. Hell no I'm not going to open the door at 1am. I was scared, but just went back upstairs to watch what could be going on. We live in a very quiet, upperclass area with no noise, cars, traffic or any type of CRIME. I figured it was a wrong address thing. It took me a mere few seconds to run upstairs and peek out the shutters, when I see mass amounts of police, police cars, flash lights and cops in both the front and backyard. They were combing the area like a fugitive was loose. I guess the neighbor LAPD Captain saw somebody and called 911. Took them seconds to get here. By this time I was hysterical, crying, and thinking a murderer was going to break in and kill me and the kids. After over two hours of watching cops go through the area and shine flash lights into the?entire downstairs of our very large home, they all finally left. I couldn't go back to sleep . I laid in bed shaking the entire night, needless to say, I was quite tired on Christmas Day. Later on I found out from my daughter that one of her friends from school was supposed to come by late last night and drop off her Christmas gift. I was soooooooo mad! I'm thinking that's who might of been at the front door. With the searching of the neighborhood and hours of detective work, I hope this dumb kid was caught (if this was the case) I've never had this happen before and certainly hope it doesn't happen ever again. I am a nervous wreck now, and Christmas Day I was headachey, shakey and totally upset. ? There was no Veronica Mars. Daddy didn't come home and me and the kids spent the day waiting to open presents. Stupid second hand iPod DIDN'T WORK!! my parents divorced A cruise ship crashed into my oceanfront home, then demanded that I cook Christmas dinner for the crew. How was I supposed to cook with the stern of the ship in my kitchen!? Not enough boobies! Was told that the store I manage was to be open on Christmas (as one of four in the area) because my customers "view my staff as family, and want to see their family on Christmas". deal or no deal I sprained my ankle running to the presents. being jewish had to work the next day My brother lives in a less reputable part of Las Vegas, where criminals are apparently perfectly willing to abscond with Amazon.com deliveries with toys for two darling baby girls (18 and 3 months, respectively) left on the front doorstep by the deliveryman. James Brown died. i got everything i wanted; it was horrible. I woke up. Hovercraft It was ruined by a lack of new postings at cockeyed.com, including the false promise of nude pix of Ambur Benally and Brooke Pannell. debilitating migraine My 32 year old boyfriend of over a year slept with an 18 year old girl with the same name as me. That pretty much sucked all the Christmas Spirit right out of me. I don't care how rocky things are or if you had a really big fight the weekend before-- people, I implore you: COMMUNICATE with your significant others before you go trolling! Nearly ruined by a 26.75 lb turkey and a pan that was too small for it. Well let's SEE.....I may have a winner here. I noticed a vision problem about 3-4 weeks ago. I thought I just needed new glasses. BOY was I ever wrong. I went to the eye dr. on wed, then an eye specialist, then an emergency MRI, then a neurologist. Apparently I have some weird swelling in my eyes that is squeezing my optic nerve. Making my vision look like I am looking through a rain drop on sky cam. To stop the swelling I had to have IV steroids for 3 days. Do you KNOW what IV steroids does to a person? I have been up since Sat. No sleep. I was able to wrap everyone's presents with time to spare, plus clean out closets, drawers, vacuumed, and make Christmas decorations for next year out of photos taken this year. There is always a bright side. Oh yeah and I got a bunch of books to read. I think I may have to wait awhile to read them. Sorry to be a bummer. I mean my eyeballs still are inside my head...so no real complaints. Drive by shooting while I was getting a coke at a 7-11. I hit the ground at the first 'pop' and shatter of glass... two nine millimeter rounds tore into the space where my head had been seconds before, and two other patrons were hit, one critically in the upper chest, the other through the side of their arm. The coffee machine also was hit. All in all, nine rounds were fired. Yay Christmas. my damn boyfriend broke up with me, the bastard... It wasn't. Christmas was great. Almost had tornados here. we put our dog to sleep a few days before Christmas. my MIL regularly opens her credit cards and spews forth an Xmas with which nobody short of J. Paul Getty can compete. We went to her house for two weeks just before christmas where she proceeded to buy my son EVERYTHING ? had planned to buy him for christmas day. Shopping for his Santa this year was interesting to say the least. Mom was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer on December 21st. we had two fires. one in the kitchen where we only lost a towel and one in the living room where we destroyed the mantel, hearth and carpeting surrounding the fireplace. I guess it didn't really ruin Christmas but it brought many of us close to a heart attack. My black-sheep uncle, who usually arrives quite late to the family celebration without calling, had planned to join us for our 2PM family dinner, followed by gift-opening. For some reason we cannot fathom, he instead arrived at 9:40AM (without calling), while I was still showering and before my parents and I had had a chance to hold our own private gift-exchange or finish our traditional breakfast. Then he left hours before the dinner he and his girlfriend were expected to stay for, leaving us with a food surplus (besides the turkey, which always has surplus) and an extra leaf in the table. And then my grandmother expected us to laugh it off, because he's the youngest of her brood, her only boy, and the black sheep of the lot, anyway. I didn't get to open my stocking and presents until around 7PM. i went away to college and hoped my parents had stopped fighting. turns out now they just fight more. it was the only thing i really wanted this year. nobody else would listen or care, so thanks, automated box, for being there. for the second year in a row, by husband didn't have a gift for me to open on Christmas. One word: family. My ex wife dropped off my 4 year old son 2 hours late for my families Christmas clebration, without his daily nap. i By your lack of posting something interesting. Try harder next year. ;[ My cat threw up in my stocking :( . I was in a motorcycle accident on christmas eave that left all the bones in my leg broken. Dead car battery when i was about to leave school, at a red light, i was rearended, sore back for family functions. I was all excited to watch the World Junior Hockey Championships on televison after we opened presents but before Christmas dinner (they're playing in Sweden this year) on Christmas day. I popped popcorn, opened a beer, and sat down in front of the television only to remember that the tournament started today, on Boxing Day, the 26th, as it does every year. It jsut slipped my mind while I was preparing to watch the game, and I was sorely disappointed. But today I definitle watched the game and Canada won! Exciting times! it wasn't; thanks for asking! Easy... having no job and no money, having to sit through weeks of christmas shopping ads, holiday music, bad weather... then James Brown dies. We celebrate Hanukkah Decided to start celebrating Festivus instead My brother discovered his "Pretty Prostitute Sophia" doll before he was supposed to, ruining the shock value. mother got drunk and made me look like an ass infront of my new girlfriend and the rest of the family, yay for feeling good on christmas! it wasnt! my folks all went to florida so me and my friends got drunk! Went to Japan to enjoy Christmas vacation away from work and all the things that stress me out. Godzilla got restless. James Brown died... was perfect! i got a wii for christmas, but sprained my wrist moments before setting it up. i have only been able to sit and watch my brothers play with it... My new video iPod won't sync with Windows Vista I will write on behalf of my two year old 2nd cousin. He arrived at his grandma and grandpas on Christmas and immediately started showing symptoms of the flu. After opening one present there wasn't any more energy left and he was forced to leave to do what the flu makes you do. There's nothing more pitiful than a pile of presents waiting under a tree for a two year old the day after Christmas. He still hasn't recovered and the presents remain. My Grandmother bought me a book that was not on the List I gave my Mother. I tho?ght the entire family had gotten over buying me books years ago but apperently not. The book was Vanity Fair a "classic" and as much as I love books I will probably never read this one and it put me in a bad mood the rest of the evening. i didn't get laid. My lush of a cousin blabbed to the entire family that I was dating someone much older than I. After an extremely awkward few minutes of the ninth degree, the phrase "bumping (insulin) pumps" was used, and frankly - I think a part of me died. Bronchitis. Jesus died and it didn't feel right to celebrate his birthday anymore. bad eggs. my husband gave me a vacuum for Christmas.... constipation. My grandmother called me at 10 am Christmas morning to say her dog was sick and just laying around. Short version is we had to drive it an hour away to an emergency vet clinic. 3 hours, $600 and some xrays later, as the vet was telling us they found nothing on the xrays, her assistant broke in to tell us the dog died. How perfect. Christmas dinner was rescheduled but only about half the people could make it later due to other places they had to be. It was a wreck of a day. Shannon www.driveldomain.com (Shameless plug riding the coat tails of a dead dog story.) drove 7 hours up to san jose to a cousin's house, who are kind of nice but they are extremely dull and do nothing but text their friends, IM each other, and surf myspace. their cousins are too, extremely annoying, and christmas holds more of a present value to them over anythign else. then we drove seven hours home. but then christmas was saved when i got to see my dog after four days. Elves gave me herpes. The worst part, is I don't even know which one I got it from. The Cowboys lost. And I had a bigass project I had (and still have) to do. Jesus died for my sins. socks My Christmas WASN'T ruined! My brother came home from Hong Kong and I was so happy! (Sorry to go against the grain!) My Christmas wasn't ruined, it always sucks. First James Brown, then President Ford, what NEXT! My mom informed me at bedtime on Christmas Eve that she didn't have a single present wrapped, so I had to stay up ALL night to help her not only wrap presents but also clean house and assemble a tricycle, bicycle, scooter, and wagon for my 3 little sisters. She finally let me have a nap around 7 am while she wrapped my presents, then woke me up 45 minutes later so I would video the little ones unwrapping their presents. After all that, we went to Grandma's for lunch and more presents. About 5 pm, I left to go home, stating that if I waited any longer, I wouldn't be able to drive myself. My grandma was upset that I wasn't staying for supper, and my mom lectured me about respect and how she felt abandoned. I got all ready for bed and slept for about an hour and a half before mom got home with the girls, and then she promptly woke me up (with a way-too-cheerful "Good Morning!" that gave me a splitting headache) and made me stay up to help her get the girls ready for bed. Four hours later, I was finally able to go back to sleep. I'm sure I had a lovely Christmas, but I just can't remember... For Christmas, my family and I had reservations at a swanky restaurant. We made the one hour ride out to the beach front eating establishment and, upon entering, were informed that due to the three tornadoes that hit the Daytona Beach area, they were without power and could only serve 1) raw oysters, 2) rare or medium rare prime rib and 3) ham. Buying gifts too late, and just not checking shipping times. Nothing makes you look like an ass than telling someone their gift wasn't here yet. What christmas? Dinner was called off cause *some people* needed a ride.... liquor 2 words: chicken pox it was ALMOST ruined because the restaurant we made reservations with decided to be CLOSED! but then there was an indian restaurant open next door ad we had a great meal there. so maybe it was saved. thank you snobby restaurant! By your mom HOLY CRAP! james brown died!!!!! so sad!! nad like TWO SECO?DS after i randomly started singing "i feel good" my mom was like "JAMES BROWN DIED!" nooooooooooooo! ants l actually it wasn't... but thanks for asking! A crippling lack of RAM. I failed one class this semester, extremely disappointing my parents and thereby ruining Christmas. The straight-A's in my other classes didn't mean anything to them. It wasn't. I got to see the family I care deeply about (my wife's mother's family) and the family I wish would get hit by a truck and taste their own blood (my wife's father's family). I didn't see my own family, since I disowned them ten years ago. Yay! My mom was all excited to try a new recipe for duck for the first time. When she unwrapped the bird, she realized it was a whole duck, head, feet, eyes, and beak included, with its throat slit and the giblets stuffed in it. Well, none of us were really thrilled with the idea of decapitating the poor thing and eating it while it stared at us mournfully from the trash can, so we ordered Chinese instead. It was ruined by the fact that I am jewish and my obnoxious parents-in-law introduced my child to the ridiculous, consumer driven, "holiday"...IN TEXAS, of all places... Signed, Grieving in California My grandfather died in the middle of our family Chrismas lunch. I didn't get any updates on Cockeyed.com :( i forgot to take my antidepressants christmas eve and christmas day, so i was in a REALLY bad mood. james brown died!! christmas was ruined, and every christmas to come. :( The norovirus was the bane of my existance this year. Nothing will put a dampner on your Christmas plans like being doubled over in Christmas agony...and I didn't even get to go on a cruise to catch it :(. I'm sad about your fillers. I think you should give up. relatives dog It was awesome I was giving my girl her xmas present and my nose started bleeding. Impending job-loss, stress-related illness, dysfunctional family, and too many people loading me down with useless presents. Aside from that, I had a great time. My Mullah explained that Jesus Christ is a false prophet which is why we Believers cannot use Christmas as an excuse to get out of suicide bomber duty. I had to work. I had failed to win tattslotto the week prior, so was unable to write the resignation letter I desperately wish to write in time to allow me to spend the day at home. yes. you need a "see other people's answers" button I almost bled to death after slicing my finger on the scotch tape dispenser while wrapping presents. No stores were open and the concert tickets I was going to buy once I get back to school from winter break were sold out. My folks gave me an incredibly cool ornament from which some lowlife had, at the store, taken the batteries *and* the battery compartment door. They bought the ornament back in October and chances are there's no replacing it. I'm not even sure it'll work if there were terminals on the battery door (and it's only half awesome when it's not turned on). I was not able to check Cockeyed.com at all :-(. Girlfriend left me- Christmas is ruined! Grandparents disowned me- Christmas is ruined! Me, all me. what can i say, i screwd the pooch on this one (again...) I really thought my brother was going to get me a really nice present after getting me a 50 inch hi-def TV for my birthday in Sept. I got a key chain. I was not happy. I spent a total of 2 1/2 days working with my father-in-law gutting my granda-in-law's bathroom and laundry room down to the bare studs. We're replacing everything including the floor. Lowe's was 3 months late with a special order tub so we're doing this now. We have to finish this thing before she gets back from visiting other relatives out of state.) <=== gotta do it while she's away, don't want Granny to get the "vapors" or anything seeing the mess. I have at least another 2 days worth of work. Ho Ho hell... people who were supposed to show up didn't. Dogs ate my house. Death... a I'm J?wish, so don't really care. ice storm I read through these...some folks had a horrible day, others, bitch about absolutety nothing. Strange. I recieved 8 dollars worth of socks and a garlic press. This happened when I was very little; it actually ruined my mother's Christmas. Dad had too much to drink and mistook the pile of presents under the tree for a lavatory. She had to rewrap everything. My girlfriend went home to Europe for Christmas, telling me she would return. But she won't be coming back. Skype is a great technology for saying goodbye. Ex-in-laws uninvited me at the last minute, so I had to spend the holiday home alone in my apartment. The priest at Christmas mass talked about this guy he knew from the hottub at the local YMCA who was "full of the Christmas spirit". -Chris, Chicago My grandma got run over by a reindeer, seriously. Reindeer poop everywhere. . My aunt and cousin had a screaming fight about how much each of them drank, as the rest of us stared in horror. I lost my job two days before Christmas. The head supervisor seemed to dislike me so much, they gave me a severance of two weeks and tossed me. There was no update to Cockeyed.com. My youngest brother got a Wii and will not share. I recharged a "do not recharge" battery and the company killed my family. :'( My aunt told my mom that she was doing everything wrong, then my mom called my aunt a control freak. My dad threatened to leave the party; instead we stayed for the silent treatment and misery. Oh yeah, and crappy presents. Who gives PAPER CLIPS? i still dont have a boyfriend. I set myself on fire. Not on purpose. meth My daddy touched me in a bad way. A lot of pants Twasn't Inlaws camping out at our house again this year. My Grandmother many times over. Here are some gems 1) G-ma: Are your wife's boobs getting bigger? Me: WHAT? G-ma: They look bigger to me, are you massaging them to make them bigger. Me: Are you serious? G-ma: I think they are bigger Me: I refuse to discuss my wife's boobs with you G-ma: Well you must be doing something right because they are bigger... Me: (ignoring her) G-ma: I have 34 DD's Me: Going into the kitchen to start drinking, I am not talking to you anymore G-ma: they look bigger 2) Grandma got my cousin this horrible sweater black with white snowflakes on it. I think it was the worst thing I have ever seen. She then said "I know it is not your style, but you can wear it to my funeral" 3) obsessed with my wifes boobs she also picked the lock on the bathroom door so that she could "accidentally" walk in on her while she was in the shower. Mom's jackass boyfriend and his family were there. I got strep throat and spent Christmas unable to eat the delicious dinner my mother prepared, but rather lying in bed feeling like my throat was closing up and like my head was full of little people tugging at my brain. it wasn't! Getting 3 flashlights for Christmas, but no batteries... My wife had a miscarriage. All I wanted for Christmas was a ukulele pitchpipe. With eager anticipation I opened the few festivly wrapped items under the tree. Alas! Imagine my dismay, no pitchpipe to be found. Although this may not rank high on the list of world altering disasters my rendition of Mele Kaliki Maka was truly a traumatic event. If you receive a decorative bottle with a string of lights in it, do not perch it precariously on a ledge in an oft-trafficked area. It will be knocked down right before Christmas dinner while the dog and the five-year old are running through the room. sold the house, moved out of state, kid got sick and taken to the urgent care, wife having a nervous breakdown. all within 2 days of christmas. forgot to put up a tree I was given a cooking pot. (Subtle hint technique, no?) It surprisingly wasn't. cockeyed.com calendars did not show up in time. It was actually okay No new Cockeyed stuff. Hopefully my New Year won't be ruined too! no snow!! All the kids' christmas presents getting stolen out of my car along with the radio. Bah Humbug! Death in the family. I ran out of energy around noon. Let's see.... I fell down and sprained my knee. 30 inches of snow in Denver on Wednesday into Thursday. Ineffecient streets cleari?g making no package deliveries for the 4 days before christmas. No gifts!! Santa shat down our chimney. I traveled several miles home for the holidays, on a limited schedule of time off from work, only to find out that my father would be spending Christmas with his bleeping girlfriend instead of his only daughter, and didn't bother to tell me that until I got there. This year I wanted a wii for christmas. I wanted it very badly. On christmas morning I was opening presents with my family. I got to a paticular one and started to rip off the paper. Lo and behold there it was a wii box. But it felt lighter than it should have. I asked worriedly "wheres my wii? where's my wii?" I open the box and inside is my brothers USED UNDERWEAR. I was so dissapointed I started to cry. Im not getting a wii this year. My family thought it would be funny to play a trick on me. But Im going to keep my brothers underwear just to piss him off. Also, my grandfather had a stroke. I pooped my pants while we were unwrapping presents. I couldn't get up and clean myself, so I had to sit there for 45 minutes looking pleased whilst opening socks and stuff. My boyfriend broke up with me. I spent Christmas with my dad's half of the family. They talked about family secrets and I drank in the bathroom. Then I stumbled home. I received one gift; a pair of white gloves that can only be described as "mickey mouse." Next year I'm spending Christmas alone. Santa didn't bring me a Wii =(. i was driving my brother and my girlfriend home on christmas eve after a family thing, and my car started acting a little weird on the freeway. it felt like my left front tire was flat, but it looked fine when i got out to check. as i turned the corner on the street my brother lives on, something bounced arund in my wheel well and fell out on the road. it didn't affect my car much, so i assumed it was a rock and kept driving. a block or so later, i put my car in neutral (it's a manual) for a stop sign, and when i tried to start it in gear again, there was this ghastly rattling sound from my left front wheel, and my car didn't move at all. i pushed it off to the side and called a friend to come pick me up. unfortunately, he approached from the same direction as i did, and in doing so he ran over the part that i had apparently dropped on the road, puncturing his back tire at 11:00pm in typical seattle weather. merry f***ing christmas. I got into a car accident and totaled my car christmas day, right after opening presents. i got my dad some golf balls that are illegal to use because they increase distance so much. my dad's a really good golfer, and this is the only time i've ever seen it happen-- right into the water. Had to work. Was tired all day afterwards. I didn't get to see my two twin nephews. My nine-month-old daughter spent her first Christmas poopin' & pukin' with the flu. Actually last year, my Christmas tree fell down because of an unstable base and ended up shattering a large amount of ornaments-some of which were rather expensive. Santa didn't bring me that BMW 650 convertible I asked for. Two Words: Fruit Cake realizing i have to write my own blog entries to amuse myself with santa gave me a broken camera. i figured i did something not-particually bad on christmas eve so he just broke it rather than giving me coal. Then my sister lost my present, although she gave it to me today. By throwing it at my head while i was sleeping. maybe next year will be better? Crappy Traveling on Crappy Airlines Sliced a chunk out of my finger with a curtain rod - Seth My Christmas was ruined when there were no new additions to Cockeyed.com! I flunked all my classes Our truck got stuck in the snow on the way home. Uphill. We couldn't back down, otherwise we would end up in a deep, empty riverbed. :( My brother's girlfriend dumped him and he got food poisoning. The undercooked cheeseburger plus the added stress of a breakup caused him to be really sick, and he?puked and pooped the whole holiday away. He was vomiting up bile. It looked like pesto sauce. I love Christmas. Oh, last year, my brother-in-law had a seizure while dinner was getting served. I had to rush his 5-year-old son out of the house. Driving away, we passed the ambulance. My nephew was freaking out in the car. :( All these people complaining about not getting that stupid Wii.....GROW UP! Gosh! i pocked myself in the eye with the biggest cand cane ever and blew a few days before with a suprisingly attractive guy.....and igot my period. fun. Jews. Being in Iraq.-Mike W I bought my wife the wrong size lingerie and she opened it in front of her parents on Christmas morning. Will be months until I get and elf's worth of space on our bed. Thank you Victoria's Secret! Electrical failure Noone cooked. MY christmas was FABULOUS!! cause i got my cockeyed.com calendar in the mail!! woooo Car accident a few days after Christmas. I tried to merge into a not-so-empty turn lane. The other driver accused me of being short tempered and yelling at him when I questioned who was at fault. I wasn't. On the contrary I was extremely polite with him. Jerk. Hope I never see him or his ugly Lincoln towncar again ever. Lesson #1 (for me) always check your blind spots and use your turn signals. Lesson #2 (for jerk man) turn lanes are for turning. Not driving. last christmas...our water heater broke and flooded our entire basement, knee deep. SUCKED!!!! (i think you should pick winners for this) Having to spend time with shitty family that I don't even know. Then, my grandma only gives me $80. They are fucking loaded. I was pestered by three ghosts. My family showed up Stressing out about buying gifts for other people! For example, if you're involved in a White Elephant exchange with a large group of friends, this means that you have silently agreed to NOT buy individual presents for everyone in the group, thereby obligating them to buy presents for you too. I AM TOO POOR FOR CHRISTMAS CHEER. By Kwanza. It wasn't. I didn't have a Christmas this year :-) Good old Mom and Pop decided my brother and I were old enough now (early 20's) that Christmas ought to be scaled back. OK, I'm kosher with that, as long as I get a meaningful and useful gift. So they got me a cordless drill and its accessory kit. 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