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All you need is a thick hardcover book, a box cutter, and some glue. Not the most original idea but it works. test In side of a computer case Please add a "What others have wrote" button. Thanx -Splatman in your anus You can hide small things inside a spent 9V battery, too... pry up the edge around the terminal end and pull the cardboard out. Remove the cells from inside (actually six 'AAAA' batteries), and you can put whatever you like inside, then replace the 'lid' and fold the casing back down around it. up your arse In the pockets of hanging clothes. In an empty box of nails (the kind you pound with a hammer, not the kind you chew) In the drawer beneath your electrical stove. In plain sight. inside a stuffed toy inside a stuffed toy im my butthole in my butthole in my butthole Under or in false furnace vent. Under or in false furnace vent. in a dvd or vhs movie case Inside a cut-open tennis ball, back in the can, back in the racket bag. Inside a lump of frozen mince meat A wise man once said, the best place to hide is where they will not expect it. Like right in the open. Inside a pair of old smelly trainers - then put some old smelly socks in too In a false leg - *warning* cutting off the real leg HURTS but it is so worth it. Just outside the 4th wall Inside the bong inside a computer Up your Butt inside old VHS player (where you'd put the tape) This is handy. I'm house-sitting and now I have ideas where to look for stuff. here Hahaha thanks for the tips Hovercraft At your moms house. In the spare tire underneath your trunk in a spider hole outside of tikrit Inside the dashboard of a car I one hid some Ibuprofin in a dental floss container. In a music box. in the front pocket of a shirt hanging in the closet In your aunt's bee-hive hairdo. Don't hide anything, just threaten all potential thieves with death. Then kill your wife and children like Kaiser Sose to prove you're hardcore. Taped to the blade of a moving fan inside a cactus. slice it open, deposit your noun in a plastic bag, allow a week for recovery. inside the heating vent on the floor or in the cold air return on the wall Taped to the bottom of a fish tank under the padding in your shoe under the newspaper in the bird cage under the coffee pot under the fridge inside the decorative vases you cant touch In a VCR (where you insert tapes) Inside a vent in the floor, beyond the 90 degree elbow (needs to be small enough to still allow air flow) In an empty chapstick pot, such as those in which Carmex or Blistex comes, or inside of an empty tube of chapstick. Also, your bra or underwear are tried-and-true hiding spots. I don't recommend cigarette packs because cops always make you empty them when they search you. 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Under drawers up your ass In the bottom of your hamper In a axe can by taking off the plastic cap an cutting a hole in it an snapping it back on In your wives knickers or bras. in the middle of a cake inside of a trophy In the space for your back up battery in an alarm clock In the tubes of toilet paper Rolled up in a retractable window shade Rolled up in a retractable window shade In a DVD case In a 3D puzzle In my sphincter under a car Inside the Hard drive slot on a playstation that you do not use (must be empty) In the Lower Tract unscrewed vents, pushed back in the cubboard in the inside of a car in a stuffed animal in a cd case In a plastic bag in the toilet's cistern. inside a spice jar inside the casing of a larger phone charger Yes, absolutely. in upholstery underneieth a brick underneieth or inside a fake brick Mixed in a thousand kilo of sand envelope taped under desks in a dick in a person dats not playin Under the mattress. in a pair of socks inside your pillow or mattress In a hollowed-out book. In a rolled up pair of socks in a drawer Inside a knot hole on a tree. Taped to the underside of a car\'s fender. Inside an old pair of boots/shoes. taped to the underside of a draw behind a radiator. ox no need to gut just take off the lid In a garbage can in the \"kickspace\" underneath kitchen cabinets In the folded up mattress of a hide-a-bed couch in a pile of folded blankets, in a blanket inside the lining underneath the tongue of a padded shoe Inside the toilet paper roll holder spring. Inside the back of old style playstatinon two extension jack inside the applicator replacing where the tampon should be Inside of a computer tower Inside of a computer tower Inside the cavity of an interior door Inside a closet coat hanger rod under the sea Inside the floor, (2nd floor/ raised house) in my butt in the printer under ur beds mattress inside the couch inside a stuffed animal Inside an opaque cup in a cabinet Under a floorboard, in a water-tight jar in a pond, behind a picture frame, under a mattrice Name five places were you can hide IN HOUSES hollowed out couch cushion inside a painting hung on the wall In a stuffed animal Above a bathroom fan we are not mice!! in a sharks mouth the great white tiolet in your ass In someones belly button. Any of these hiding spots, but in your local abandoned building. Get a sitck of deoderent and take out the stick, chop about an inch of the top and put it back over in a sink cabinet in a closet or back yard with a fence taped to the top af your closet In the can in your ass a closet a closet or inside a toilet In your sock drawer Inside a fake light bulb Yes! Inside the crawlspace! When you open the door/hatch/whatever opening you may have, have your body on the outside the house and put your arm in and up where the floor joists are with the palm of your hand facing you. Oftentimes there is a little ledge there that will protect all kinds of little trinkets. In every house I\'ve owned I\'ve put in an eyehook there to stow away my extra set of keys. One time I sold a car on craigslist. The guy showed up with $11,500 in cash instead of a cashiers check. It was kinda hard to turn down, especially since it was less that 24 hours since I had posted the ad and I got my full asking price. I made the deal and sent him on his way. It was a Saturday evening so the bank was closed, and I didn\'t live in the best area of town then. And I wasn\'t comfortable pushing that much cashing into the ATM deposit slot, so I tucked the cash away in a small fireproof container. I grabbed some tools and the box and set off into to the crawlspace to act like I was doing some work, only to turn around once I was in and tuck away my new-found riches. It sat there undisturbed and I never gave it a second thought. Trust me, best hiding spot ever for a variety of reasons. First of all, plenty of people are creeped out by basements, crawlspaces, or other dark, musty places, so that keeps all the chickens out. Second, once you go into the crawlspace to poke around you still don\'t see the hiding space above and at the back of your head. And lastly, as you are coming out, the only thing anyone ever focuses on is the wide open door that leads to fresh air, not the tiny ledge that sits 12 inches above their head. I\'ve got a couple more but those are revealed in my will, so I doubt my kids would want those given away. Yes! Inside the crawlspace! When you open the door/hatch/whatever opening you may have, have your body on the outside the house and put your arm in and up where the floor joists are with the palm of your hand facing you. Oftentimes there is a little ledge there that will protect all kinds of little trinkets. In every house I\'ve owned I\'ve put in an eyehook there to stow away my extra set of keys. One time I sold a car on craigslist. The guy showed up with $11,500 in cash instead of a cashiers check. It was kinda hard to turn down, especially since it was less that 24 hours since I had posted the ad and I got my full asking price. I made the deal and sent him on his way. It was a Saturday evening so the bank was closed, and I didn\'t live in the best area of town then. And I wasn\'t comfortable pushing that much cashing into the ATM deposit slot, so I tucked the cash away in a small fireproof container. I grabbed some tools and the box and set off into to the crawlspace to act like I was doing some work, only to turn around once I was in and tuck away my new-found riches. It sat there undisturbed and I never gave it a second thought. Trust me, best hiding spot ever for a variety of reasons. First of all, plenty of people are creeped out by basements, crawlspaces, or other dark, musty places, so that keeps all the chickens out. Second, once you go into the crawlspace to poke around you still don\'t see the hiding space above and at the back of your head. And lastly, as you are coming out, the only thing anyone ever focuses on is the wide open door that leads to fresh air, not the tiny ledge that sits 12 inches above their head. I\'ve got a couple more but those are revealed in my will, so I doubt my kids would want those given away. in a broken t.v In a aircondition In a aircondition inside a tree Inside a picture frame In the frame base of an inroning board. In the frame base of an ironing board. In an empty deodorant container inside of shoes in the toes inside a laundry hamper, underneath a fake bottom covered with dirty laundry inside a laundry hamper, underneath a fake bottom covered with dirty laundry inside a innie belly button In the crevice of your ass removable hard drive spot in the back of a ps2 Inside old food boxes (e.g. cereal or lasagne sheets) Inside a clock\'s mechanism space Inside a computer desk Up your dogs backside Inside a small waterproof container and buried in the gravel of the fishtank In a walk-in freezer, wrapped in hot foodstuffs. in a closet dog ear under a candle In an empty or partially empty gas can. In the back of a PS2, where the hard disk add-on was supposed to go. in the laundery basket A battery backup for a desktop computer. in boxes in the garage in your vacuum cleaner bag on the back of a bass guitar, there is a plate, screw off the plate and it is a cavity with like 4 wires. In the lining under a box-spring In the lining under a box-spring Under a table with chairs around it (neatly) behind the couch inside the tv screen you know one of those boxes where it looks like there is something inside but there really isn't because of some mirrors or something? Use that in a fish tank and you have half of the fish tank to hide stuff in. Rubix cube. when you solve it, it opens and reveals whats inside Inside a plug socket in a floor vent Extra Harddrive space in a ps In a pool Behind the photo in a photo frame In your asshole nowhere IN THE CLOTHES HAMPER COVERED BY DIRTY CLOTHES