You are bummed!
Ed Helms
Friday 09th of November 2007 3:37 am
You are bummed! |
 I don't get what the big deal is! |
 My tits are horrifying! |
 I think that when you sell the Dwight Shrute Bobblehead Costume on E-bay, you won't get enough money to have the car
repaired :-(. |
good |
 So you're now one of those morons who manage to crash when EVERYBODY'S GOING THE SAME DIRECTION!! I'll never understand
how people who crash on the interstate are allowed to keep their drivers license. How hard can it be? EVERYBODY'S
GOING THE SAME DIRECTION!! |
 Oi, thats sad. Sorry to hear Rob.
Would've loved to see the cop's face when Dwight got out.
Thanx for letting us know! |
 I need a drink. |
 The accent anyone should be driving is mine! ho ho ho |
Joy division? you sure that wasn't a "check musical taste" light? |
 You shall not pass! |
 Check engine light probably has to do with the fuel vapor recovery thing hanging down in the picture labeled
Wheel_tape.
If you do not have a closed loop for the fuel vapors, this will happen. Commonly occurs when you leave fuel cap off
after filling up.
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 I think you need to learn how to spell "brake" |
 Will you sell the Dwight Schrute Bobble head costume on Ebay? |
How did you get such crystal clear pictures through the bobblehead? |
You are violating my copyright by crashing a car that is capable of playing my songs! |
 So, the oversized bobblehead is out while driving, but is the American Idol costume still a go? |
 Where I live, Julie would be at fault, being the last person to crash as she was. It's an odd rule. |
 I am so serene. I am so calm. I am so serene. |
 At least you didn't have Stacy and June with you! Sorry about the car:( |
 Oh Rhobb, I'm sho shorry that happened to you. I hope you and Shtacy have alternate transhportashon. Howsh your neck
today, buddy? |
 Your check engine light probably means that your fuel ystem is not holding pressure. ECU may think the gas cap is off.
Not dangerous to run car or drive unless the fuel is actually leaking. Might want to check for that. |
 Rob, that's a damn shame. Thank goodness the truck was able to veer into the emergency lane... I'd prefer getting rear
ended by a Camry than a truck any day of the week.
Death to America,
Muqqy. |
did you get a ticket? |
 I think it's karma catching up for all the bad, filler content a bit back. |
 Can't replace or relate, can't release or repair,
Take my hand and I'll show you what was and will be.
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 Tell the cops that you stopped just before you crashed into the car in front of you, and then the lady who rear-ended
you hit you and drove you into him. That way she takes all the blame, and you don't have an insurance increase. It is
evil, but it will work if you can get the other two people to agree to it. |
Hovercraft |
 Hovercraft |
 I once had an accident because I was waxing the ol' crumb-catcher. |
 "Brakes"
because you didn't hit the "Brakes" in time, you got a bad Break. ;)
Welcome to Cow-if-form-yah. |
 Let this be a warning to you infidels. |
Me likey ice cream cake. Sorry to hear about your car. |
I can't believe it! The same thing just happened to me! |
 damn. you caused a pile-up. way to go. :P |
Why did the punk in the VW stop in the first place? |
 Funny, My fiance crashed his car just last week on Halloween. Totalled. He is ok, thank god. |
 They're called brakes. Tough break |
 You rammed into someone, and then someone rammed into you?
What a twist! |
 This same thing happened to me a month ago, except only 3 cars we involved instead of 4. I was in the middle...not to be
a doomsayer, but the insurance totalled my car and I had to get a new one. It really was the pits! |
 Man, you should've been filming all of this. I've been so bored lately because my pranks are all old hat. Me and Bam
and Steve-O need some new material. |
 Perhaps a UFO will spot you next time and transport you away before the accident. |
Sorry about your car Rob, but i'm glad you're ok. |
 Gotta train yourself to use escape routes (what the pickup driver did). Glad you're OK! |
 Hey -that sucks??
You OK, though? With the newbie on the way, and all! |
I SO know how you feel.
Like, party on, Cockerdude! |
 Unnnngh! |
 I think you spelled "breaks" wrong. |
 Oh no! Sorry about your bad luck, but glad you can put a semi-positive spin on it. Did you know there's a movie coming
out about Joy Division? One of the promotors asked us to write about it on our Useless Advice From Useless Men blog. I
fit in there well. |
 Would you donate this for one of our bombers? |
 Shut up Michael Moore. You're useless, that's for sure. Sorry you had to see that Rob. Listen, I am feeling the pain and
sorrow as well. Now I won't be able to add your Hyundai to my collection. |
 Get a horse! I did. |
Would you donate this for one of our bombers? |
In a strange twist, it just so happens that I rear-ended a Julie on Thursday night. Ya know what I mean, Rob-Dawg, eh?
Oh yeah. Awww...Damn! Here comes Rosalynn. J.C. out! |
 At least you aren't being raised from the dead to do popcorn commercials.
Seriously, though, that's a bummer, man. Don't feel too bad. I also caused an accident a few years back because I
wasn't paying enough attention. Luckily, I was on surface roads, so it was low speed and damage was minimal. If it's
any consolation, from the pictures, I'd say you probably won't have to say goodbye to the car. |
 Ever been in a head-on collision? Bill said he was once, but I think he was just getting his "head" on, if you know what
I mean. Stopped to smell the (Gennifer) Flowers. *CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE* |
 Suck ass bro...at least you're ok, eh? |
 D'OH! |
 I think now that I have your full name and license plate number, I will steal your identity and be your east coast
doppelganger! |
I got in a fender bender on Wednesday. Not a fraction as bad as this, though. Thanks for making me feel a little better. |
 The cars in front of you were stopped for the aliens. Please stop for the aliens. Thank you. |
 You bonehead. |
All shook up! |
 Rob, I think that thing dangling from the underside of your car is your "evap canister." It helps to pull water vapor
from your gas tank, which keeps the excess moisture from diluting your gas and eroding your engine. It also includes
the evaporative monitor,which measures the water vapor level in your gas tank.Since that whole package is dangling
under your car, your check engine light is on. But hey,everyone's okay. |
 Sometimes Bill lets me drive the Hyundai on Fridays. |
I just took my car to Gamboas body shop on North C and they were great. I had, unfortunately, scraped up the side of my
car pulling out of my own garage. They did a very good job, were nice, and got the work done in just a few days.
Totally recommend them. |
 seems like you reacted faster than the girl behind you did. That's quite the impact to your rear bumper. |
 Terrorist!!! |
 This will be messy! The front end damage to your car is your fault, but the rear end damage is the camry driver's fault.
What a mess! |
I have been in many car accidents and never received a ticket or citation. Just lucky I guess. Only went to the
hospital once. You are lucky everyone was ok and civil. Watch out for lawsuits down the road. My mom was in a car
accident where a truck forced her car into a city bus then onto a lawn nearly missing a house. A passenger on the bus
had her served with a lawsuit 1 day short of 2 years (2 years is the limit in CT to file). |
 Glad you weren't hurt. My advice is to drive something with better forward visibility to avoid collisions in the first
place, and larger mass so that if a collision is unavoidable you've got a degree more protection. Something along the
lines of, Ohh I don't know, a Bronco perhaps? |
WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!! |
It was a hyundai. |
The exact same thing happened to my boyfriend last week; except his Honda Civic was crushed between two city busses! |
 Sorry to hear about your accident. The guys from my club (www.hyperautoclub.com) hate to see a good Hyundai go down. |
Did you have Geico? |
You should have used the choppa' |
I always drive slooooooooooow |
Well, they don't call the Hyundai Accent the Hyundai "Accident" for nothing ;) lol j/k |
 lolz I'm dead |
Im glad your all right Rob. I have a car similar to yours. I worry that its not as tough as an SUV. |
 You might want to scramble your license plate number in the photos - wouldn't want some crazed Herbalife cultist to
start stalking you at home, we need you safe!!! |
Sorry, but the Gates Foundation cannot donate to your cause. |
 Not as bad as it could be (barring fatal accidents, of course--I'm talking fender benders here). My little brother's
friend was solely responsible for a 14-car pileup! Or...perhaps it was the text-message fight she was having with her
boyfriend? |
 You may want to re-write your account of the accident here on the web, because it could be construed as an admission of
guilt if VW, Toyota and possibly Camery's insurance companies want to come after you to pay for damages. |
Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! |
 Sorry to hear this... do you need a hug? |
At least you weren't drunk like I was! |
 I autodialed the cops! |
I wouldn't have voted to allow you to go home if I knew then what I know now!
cackle!cackle!cackle! |
That'll buff right out! |
 Did Julie go with the obvious pun, and say "Rob! It's so weird running into you like this!"? |
my English is better than most Mexicans |
my English is better than most Mexicans |
Gotta watch those sudden stops. |
I've been the Toyota in this scenario. The insurance company of the car that hit me had to pay a certain percentage to
me, and the car that hit it and forced it to hit me again also had to pay me a percentage. It gets really complicated
when there are multiple hits. |
At least you didn't have a bag of coke in your car like I did. Not that I got even a slap on the wrist, but whatevs.
You know what I mean. |
 I would've used Turbo Boost to jump over those cars. Maybe the VW driver stopped because a Cat ran onto the road?
Where's Adam Sandler when you need him? |
I had a year when I rear ended two total strangers. Took a week to get the smell of shit off my dick. |
Rectal anal burning and redness. Yeast reactions while on clobetasol. If diflucan 1x/wk can't prevent all reactions,
what can help?
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 Try hitting a deer instead. I did, and ended up making $500 off the insurance claim (after a $100 deductible, and $100
for a new grille). It might have constituted insurance fraud to NOT mention that the dent in my fender was from an
unrelated incident when the Geico guy did an estimate....but oh well. |
Bummer Rob!
I had a girl that I knew in high school rear end me also.
Sheesh - all she had to do was ask for my phone number. |
oops |
 Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, we're on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper,
and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.
Have you seen my car?! |
 I felt like destroying something beautiful |
 THAT'S COOL YOU'RE TAKING THE BLAME, WHEN REALLY IT WAS JUNE WHO WAS DRIVING! |
im a fag |
sorry rob but now you can drive it in detroit |
 Bummer. |
So were you drinking? |
KILL IT WITH FIRE! |
If you'd been driving on the correct side of the road (read: the left, like everyone else), none of this would have
happened :D
Nah, bad luck rob.. Although with a Hyundai, it probably isn't a bad thing. Perhaps you can get a more reliable car
with the payout? |
Interesting. |
That Sucks Ron, but at least no one was hurt. (Good thing your daughter or pregnant wife weren't in the car!)
You're lucky you didn't get a ticket for following too close. |
 That sucks! I'm glad you're okay. Maybe I'll dedicate my next album to your poor Hyundai. |
 What is the deal with airline food?? |
yikes! I hope everyone was alright. |
I got rear-ended in my Hyundai on Halloween, and the next day the check engine light came on, too! I don't know how to
blame it on the other driver, though, since there wasn't any apparent damage when they hit me. |
You, like, tottally hit man. |
I try to watch not the car in front of me, but the car that is FRONT of the car that is in front of me. It gives me an
extra couple seconds of warning. It's so easy, even a caveman could do it. |
Imagine how many people you would could have harmed if you drove a full size SUV with the antler horns on the hood.
Could an interesting posting be used in a court of law as proof of admission of guilt? "I was in the fast lane,
listening to Joy Division (but otherwise undistracted) when I realized the cars ahead were standing still." ?
To say you weren't would imply the accident could have been avoided, but since it wasn't - you were. |
I always thought you'd drive something nicer then an Accent. |
For the Baron! |
OMG! THAT HAPPWND TO MEH! SEPT I HIT PPLs! HAHAHA I need a drink. |
Aww Rob!! That really sucks. :( We have all been there. Good luck |
 I'm an awful driver, I had nearly the same accident (except I was the one in the back) last year. I barely tapped the
Jetta in front of me, had no visible damage, my dad (a mechanic) looked at her car and found a few things that needed
to be fixed (a dent in her trunk pan) and we found out later she turned it in to my insurance twice and got $3000. I
hope her bad Karma gets her in the end. |
If I'm elected I'll have a conversation with California about these sort of things. I may not be able to fix them, but
I'll speak my mind, people will know how I feel. If you elect me, your car will know how I feel too- probably won't
fix anything, but I like people knowing how I feel about things. |
 Awwwww :( Glad you're all ok. *hugs!* |
 I did that in my dad's car when I was 19...bummer man! |
you suck |
 Oh Rob, I figured you were a Hyundai Accent kind of guy. You are a dork and of course your car is named after meat
tenderizer. But I still think you are the sexiest dork of all. |
 I foresee an article on "how much is inside an accent" |
 I hope you didn't scratch that Joy Division record! |
I think you were using me while driving to check how much money you were making on advertisements on your site. How the
fuck else do you run into slowed down cars on a highway if you were paying any type of attention? |
You shoulda been driving a nice shiny Humma. |
Glad your ok! We don't want to find out "how much is inside" Rob.. |
Why was there a car in the fast in the first place! You won't have time to stop on a motorway here in the UK, too many
cars! |
AHHHHHHHHHHH |
Clint Eastwood, I am going to twist you up like a twizzler until that Cole lays eyes on you! Ohhhh there is nothing I
hate more than a grammar nazi. |
boo |
Glad you're okay! |
Wow, Dr. Phil did alright for himself. |
Driving...So easy....ah you know the rest....
Are we cancelled yet? |
I once crashed my car when I dropped a peanut butter and banana sandwich. |
why were the cars in front of u standing still? |
Rob! Why would you claim culpability like this in print? I know you want to be upstanding and honest, but why
volunteer anything that isn't in the police report? Hope no one in the accident thinks you've got deep pockets...
P.S. Was June helping you drive the car? My toddler is great at driving when her momma is too drunk. |
A very similar experience happened to me (someone I knew from high school and had not seen since graduation) ran into me
on the interstate. Weird. (Uh, I mean like, that's so hot.) |
Get to the choppah! |
Umm... that sucks? |
Rice pile up. |
I crap cars bigger than that! |
In my world, this would never happen. Elect me president, and men won't be allowed to drive. Then there won't ben any
more accidents. |
I think you should drive it into the ocean and let it become a reef.
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Now your ride became Hyundai Accident! |
It's, like, really nice that no one was all nasty about it. |
 Now go jump on a couch with my wife Katie Smith. |
Don't you know that if you'd been listening to Joy Division on me, I'd have done the driving for you? And made you some
tasty yogurt at the same time? |
Don't worry, I dod that all the time. The kids love it! |
What a twist! There was no way I saw that coming. |
 Di Di Mao! DI DI! |
 Dude that totally sucks. |
been there done, that....welcome to the club! |
 I'm Bill and I approve of this message |
You don't actually have to stop if nobody gets hurt, right? |
guitar pick |
Get some spinners on your new whip! |
 Bumblebee does not approve. |
I think you should buy a red Acura Legend. |
And to think that OUR Rob would get in an accident, and not make a long and interesting article about it somehow?
Is this really OUR Rob? |
Don't worry. You'll get more money than you expect... I always do. |
one time i crashed into the back of a toyota. But I was listening to Bon Jovi, not Joy Division. |
 Your car is now definitely not bringing sexyback. |
 That sucks :( |
 Your licence plate is showing. You should blur that out! |
what's the deal with car crashes? |
 "You should blur that out?" Ha, that's what she said! |
That is terr...wait for it...ible. |
Well, the damage to the back of the car was much more than the front. So I can at least say that you are a better driver
than the girl behind you in the Camry.
hope you get the car in good working order soon. |
you shoulda just kept driving. |
uh-oh |
Girls are weird. |
Tell me about it - oversized heads are quite the road hazard. |
 I could sing you a wannabe punk song so you and me could cry over it together. |
 I seem to remember a Joy Division story where one of their roadies fell asleep while driving their van after a gig and
caused an accident. Later, a reviewer who was not a fan of the band, printed a snarky line saying that the roadie must
have been listening to Unknown Pleasures at the time.
Zing!
Sorry about your car |
Car insurance is a racket! You've mentioned it before but nobody shops around! Everyone takes it to the dealer or
whoever their friend recommends and pays a premium because it's a deductible no matter what the actual price.
Guess who pays in the end. Not to mention the lack of incentive for shops to price their services competitively. |
It is Bush's fault |
Do you have black eyes like me as a result of your crash? |
I'll fix it, for a price... |
If the main damage is in the rear of the car, you can probably ignore the engine light and drive. (It is probably a
emissions sensor knocked lose, or similar.) My friend Bob Sacamano once chopped the entire back half off his car and
still managed to drive it all the way down the vanWyck. |
In addition to sexy, I'm also bringing read ending back. Sorry. |
I crashed more then you have. talk to me when you lose your kids. I need starbucks. |
This is why we need to get rid of all cars on highways. Vote for me is a vote for no more car crashed. |
 tomorrow on "The View" four car pile ups and why should we care? |
what is the deal with the Accent? the car doesn't talk!! |
i'm sorry to hear that you got into an accident. since you'll probably be having to pay for your car getting fixed, as
well as insurance, you'll be needing all the extra money you can get. i have a value menu that i think you'll be able
to appreciate. |
DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! |
Well, I'm no Einstein, but I suspect that Julie was doing a lot better before you stopped in front of her on the
freeway. Also, I agree the vehicle should be destroyed with fire. Fire, as you may be aware, is good. |
Joy Division rules. |
 you should sell the bumper on e-bay. |
Next time kill somebody. |
Have your colon checked now. |
You shall not pass. |
 How ironic. you were listening to Joy Division and now you have become divided from your joy of driving your car. Wow -
almost eerie how these things work, isn't it???
Love my boobs! |
Allah did not protect you, unbeliever! |
YOU POPPED EM GOOD! |
I hated driving in Cali. Only there due to hunt the migratory herds and I disliked pretty much every moment. Too fast,
following too close, and caring too little about the potential for injury or death. God forbid someone is
'inconvienced' one millisecond. Bitter?!? I'M NOT BITTER!!!!! Geico ruined my life. |
 Jeez, I did that to my Lexus and to my BMW! Don't coke and drive. |
 How odd is it that you knew the girl from high school :o |
Did you spill your beer during the crash? |
 i think you should drive a tank so you can crush traffic instead of being stuck in it |
 sorry to hear your car died. glad you're okay. i wish i could drive. am i 13 yet? |
What do I think? I think you're very fortunate to have escaped with so little damage (to yourself & the car.)
Interestingly enough, a friend of mine was in a collision nearly identical to yours just a week ago. His vehicle was
the meat in a car sandwich. He's ok too, so Rob, you take care. And be sure to stop for parked cars. ~ Evil Jim |
bork |
BABYLON WILL FALL |
I say you give the remains of the car to the starvin' children. |
the accent is a girlie car |
isn't that pretty |
I missed the part about me.
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How can you be undistracted and only "realize" that the cars in front of you aren't moving? What were you looking at?
Clearly not your braking distance.
Bad Rob. You could've been seeing how much was inside a pile-up :( |
Idiot! |
I'm only typing this to see the picture =P |
You were going over 70mph, right? |
my rolls owns yo lil' hyundai |
Typical Sacramento driver. Most ride the bumper going 70+. |
Shoulda had a gun. |
I get paid for doing stuff like this. |
Jesus! How many accidents have you been in? |
 salvageable? |
Blarg! |
Thing happens! |
 seattle here is talegate city... People get pissed at me because I leave so much room in front of me when I drive...
I'm through with paniking about stopping... anyway, leave lots of room and pay attention in traffic. |
 I personally know what it feels like to be a white male in his 30s crashing his Hyundai Accent.
Remember your spirit. |
I rolled my boyfriends car once when I fell asleep. Yeah...it's totaled. |
If your check engine light isn't blinking, you can drive the car. On all cars manufactured after 1996, a solid CEL
indicates something is amiss in the vehicle's emissions system. My guess is that something from the rear impact messed
up the pressurization system with the gas tank / gas filler tubing.
Glad you're OK and congratulations on the baby!
-T.C. Collins |
iPhone bitch!!! |
I think you're car is amazing, and that the crash would have not happened, if you had owned an iPhone at the time. |
 I did that same thing once, except I managed not to smash anything. Just dented my license plate. Dang, man. |
hahaha im a better driver than you.... barely |
It'll buff out with a bit of spit. |
 you are really dumb for wearing the halloween copstume when driving on the roadds |
Which Joy Division song were you listening to when She Lost Control of her car? |
Oh crud! Sorry man. I can relate. Still lovin the web presence of Cockeyed! (The Fake Will Ferrell) |
I was the cause of that accident boy! Trebek's mother was pleasurin' me at the time! oh hohohohohho! Take that Trebek! |
Mr. Conery I really think that last comment was inappropriate! Please! My mother is in a rest home. I wish you could
restrain yourself! |
She could use a rest after last nite boy! OH hohohohohh! |
he he dick |
I'm sorry taht happened to you! I'm glad you're ok! |
If I were to kill the Camry driver who rear-ended you, how would you want me to do it? |
keep driving it until the wheels fall off. Fix only waht's necessary to make it operational / legal. |
Did the airbag deploy? Did you die? I love you |
Can I have your tires? |
Undersized bobbleheads are perfetly acceptable, however. |
Excellent drawing skills! |
Had you been driving slower and in a white Bronco, this never would have happened to you. Would you like the name of a
good lawyer? |
like, y'know...whatever |
You're a Jackass |
You must be a terrible driver, because I only get into wrecks when I've been drinking or doing drugs! |
man, that sucks. |
i bet the still traffic was from another accident |
 Think of what disaster would have befallen had you, and everyone else, not been wrapped in 1500kg of womblike steel and
plastique! |
You're a danger to yourself and others! Please stay in California! |
That sucks, but I think all and all you are pretty lucky!
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I think you missed out on Julie. Your 'car' was operational, and you could have put it in her 'garage'... just
kidding... taker her for all it's worth! gold·¢²¼£¬ÍøÂçwow goldÓªÏú6787673@WOWGOLDS.COM |