How drunk were they?
California
Thursday 18th of September 2008 5:36 am
How drunk were they? |
 Not drunk at all- they had both decided to embrace change!
Change is good!
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 And the pole flopping over didn't cut out any power or services? |
 Zoinks! |
 Is it intentional that the advertisement below this article is "Volvo's run-out sale. Hurry while stocks last" |
 No one needed the ambulance, so they drove away??? In the crashed mustang? |
 You should have moved into this vacant house instead, as it has already been "pre-disastered". It worked for Garp. |
...my advertisement said 'Vodka Infused'! Coincidence? I think not! Although there have been a few times when I
inadvertently drive my car thru an intersection, thru a telephone pole and into a house while completely sober. Like
maybe 3 times. Tops. |
 they probably did it on porpose |
"No one needed the ambulance, so they drove away??? In the crashed mustang?"
Yeah, they drove off in the crashed Mustang. It did not have as much damage as I would have guessed. After all those
things are built "Ford Tough". -Rob |
The ambulance must have driven away. |
I would have thought from the pictures it would be obvious that it was the ambulance driving away. |
 You should see if you can rent the house next door to some squatters. |
 All she wants to do is, ride, Sally, ride. Too bad the pole and house got in the way. |
Scary stuff they should jail these birds. |
BTW, I always wanted to be in a three way, I just never imagined it would involve the Nutmeg State AND Li'l Rhody! |
 They were lucid enough to follow the little dog, and come back? Damn.
I don't think that I'd ever let my kid go anywhere on that street. |
Watt avenue did they crash on again, what? Is it at the corner of Volt and Amp? |
 When our last big storm hit out here, all the neighbors came out and asked if things were okay. But I also had to
explain to the neighbor from across the street that an act of god doesn't make me liable for my branch on his
windsheild. I'd have like to stay inside that day. Ho-Hum. |
 Was the dog using his mobile phone? That's probably why they crashed :( |
Curious about the chairs. Did you just happen to have some on you? |
 I totally understand using a "disaster" to meet your neighbours. There was a fire in a house on our block a couple of
months ago, and we went outside and met lots of people that live on our block that we hadn't previously met. (Even
though we have lived in our house for 4 years.) |
 I have no comment. I just wanted to see what Kansas looks like. |
 pshah!!! look at MEEEE!!!! |
Nuh Uh...look at me! |
Why aren't there any round states? |
 Who need round when you've got enchantment?! |
 Go Maryland! |
That's not true. Ohio is hi in the middle and round on both ends. |
That looks nothing like Maryland. Seriously. |
I think you might need to reshape me a bit. I'm supposed to have a bay in the middle. |
Whoa. |
 interesting story, but i'm really only here to represent new york. go mets. |
 Five years ago, a stolen Ford Explorer crashed into my house. On the way to the top of my porch steps, it took out my
girl friend's car and my neighbor's minivan. It was the opposite of fun. Clearly we must ban Fords. |
 Governor Palin threatened to fire me if I didn't post something here.
Something. |
 Noooo really!
YOU da hoe! |
GUESS THEY DIDN'T THINK TO THEMSELVES, " WHAT WOULD ROB DO ? " ............AND RUN!! |
 Was it Barak Obama and Nancy Pelosi? |
Did you suggest they try running into a concrete bridge abutment at high speed? That usually stops the driving away
shit. |
Ohio, the armpit of America. |
 I need some Brats and Beer. |
 I need a lobsta! Yessa! |
Ye gods! How damned fast were they going? Why wasn't the driver looking out the front? Why didn't he use the brake? Bet
it was an automatic. Automatics should be banned because those who cannot manage three pedals shouldn't drive at all. |
PALIN!!!!!!!!! |
I have a feeling that the old neighbors were from, not new mexico, but you know....and that 1.5% intrest rate just
ballooned to 10.5% |
Oh the huge manatee |
Why, you are all a bunch of young whipper-snappers see |
This is not Maryland. This is a penis! |
 I'm a square! |
 HI Rob! |
 The Eyes of Texas are upon you |
 Just thought I'd pop in and say 'Hi' |
I was sitting in the convenience store near where I live, enjoying a hot roll and a cup of Mountain Dew, when all of a
sudden a white Cadilac car drove over the edge of the drop off for the fire station across the street. It ended up
half on and half off the curb, which was around 3 1/2 feet tall. Needless to say, I finished my snack before crossing
the street to render assistance. |
They were probably going to the drive-in movie, this being a car-culture state and all. |
 fuck |
Behold a Round State! Weep in despair at my shapeological brilliance! |
HAWAII...HAII on the ends and WA in the middle! |
...or is it New Maryland? |
...or Jerseyland |
I was hoping it was going to be about a horse crash! |
I was in a car accident recently and the chemicals and shards of plastic from the airbag really hurt my eyes. My pupils
were misshapen for many months after....hope everyone's eyes are ok! |
 Was the woman cute? |
I bet they were from New Jersey |
I bet they were from Maryland |
If he was from either Maryland or New Jersey...I bet he was uncircumcized, wearing a condom and just rececntly shaved
his nether regions with a dull razor blade |
I like Toitles. |
we are america's High Five state! |
Dick Cheney would have shot them, not given them chairs. |
 It's not too often you hear something from South Dakota |
 One ping only Mr Cockerham. I would like to have seen Montana |
 Photoshopped |
 M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I |
 Everything is up to date in Kansas City. |
 Damn, I can't believe none of the nerds in Washington have commented yet.
I just want to say that I'm disappointed the front end of the car isn't caved in more. It looks like it could have
struck a flat wall. |
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D'oh! All of my residents are leaving! |
I don't have anything worthwhile to contribute, so I'm just going to waste your time a bit. |
Lousy drunk drivers. Phoenix, represent! |
 Pawtucket |
 Built Ford Tough! |
Will there be a 2009 calendar? Will this pic be in it. I have much money that needs to be spent |
 It's pronounced "Ory-gun" |
Is that where Rob found the jolly green giant head? We still are waiting in suspense for the answer! |
OW Jeeze. Whels I'm glad to hear that alls you alls were oh-kay. |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains! And the wavin' wheat sures smells sweet... |
That ain't wheat you smell of. And it ain't sweet, believe me. . . |
 Greetings from the land of milk and honey! and low point beer. |
Not one "Congratulations" to the new home owner? I wish you and Stacy all the best in your new home. May it never
flood and you lose all your family room furniture, have to replace the hot water heater, carpet, washer and dryer,
etc... We flooded last week, but I'm not bitter at all! |
That's a big duck. Almost as big as the state of South Dakota |
Click on it...it's not a duck. It's an ANT? |
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6 cyl Mustang...good thing..couldn't been going too fast. :) I'll bet the dog had a role in the crash. ;) |
Hovercraft |
Where's Alabama? How come they not reppa-sentin'? |
This must be why I STILL don't have power in Houston....14 days AFTER the Hurricane came through! |
Did you find the drunk driver who ran and hid in your back yard while his passengers said they were driving? |
Horse accidents don't happen in CA. But I did just see a hoof-bender out here.
Rutheron calling! |
Rob, Why is there a Dianetics ad on your website? |
I've seen a lot of pixels in my life and this looks like a photoshop. |
They drove away in a car that had just deployed it's airbags? Isn't that illegal... or at least... frowned upon? I mean,
of all the drivers on the road, they seem like folks who need airbags the most. |
Flaucinihilipilification |
Seeing that crashed Mustang saddens me a bit. |
 new hampshire baby, home of the red-spotted newto |
Good call on the states switch, btw, huge improvement. |
shake |
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bake |
I took out a phone pole this past February. it was icy outside and my truck slid into it sideways and actually bent the
vehicle in half. Keep in mind it was a 1994 Ford Explorer - a big, heavy, solid vehicle. I walked away from it...
albeit a little sore the next morning. |
We had a tree fall in our front yard during a storm and much of our street was similarly affected. I met most of the
street that day and had only met my neighbour before that. |
The dog spoke and they freaked! No drugs or Alcohol involved! |
AAAAAAnnd this is why small dogs, like small children, need to be in the back seat. My girlfriend and I were once
rearended by a lady with some stupid little dog on her lap. One day she will do that hard enough to set off the airbag... |
How come I have to pick a State. And why can't my "state" be comfortable in Canada?
So far they have found $12000 in damage! |
Utility poles are designed to give way instead of killing drivers. Why no mention of the lovely SMUD truck? Was the |