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thats weird

Was the truck carrying telephone poles?

Lose weight now! Ask me how!



















Well you see rob, its not a premonition. It was a WOOD truck not a MAIL truck. What you really need to do is find a way to get wood emailed to you. Ya, I said it

That way someone else will win and you'll hear about it while at your office. You'd better have someone else win in the flyer, and make sure they hang around your office.



That doesn't seem strange at all. Now if it was a Medi-Cal truck that had hit the pole, that would be funny.



lol nice! How about slipping "Cockeyed.com readers exhibit 34% less strokes, 65% less chance for diabetes, a 24% higher average salary, 200% greater sex appeal, and 98% decrease in vulnerability to Herbalife schemes." in the next one?

whatever











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What a lovely, invitingly blank comments box. - Eric in Seattle-ish

Why the odd capitalization on the flyer?

Wow







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I totally predicted that you'd post an article about fliers and telephone poles!

MOO





odd.

um okie dokie

Nice!





that's interesting



Dude, you're creeping me out. www.greetingsfromsiouxfalls.com







I think a better flyer would be of me winning the lottery and sharring it with you. The universe seems to respond better to the giving spirit. jason



If you could make one saying "and everybody was incredibly rich, and global warming stopped and everyone was in a good mood all the time" that would be good.





what did the superbowl prank say??

... and just like it was a different type of truck... it'll be your friend that wins instead of you. I'll split it with you if it's me because you are downright swell.

I just pooped.

Eerie! I'm all goose-bumpley!









I played rugby with a Moose once, his antlers made tackling very challenging.

Why didn't you warn me Rob? -T. Pole





First you know how to spell flyer, and then you don't. Isn't that strange?

Another theory from Splatman: The Medi-Cal updates didn't show up at the house because the house didn't show up yet. Don't ya just hate it just when you think you got it under control and all uv a sudden... Whammo! Crunch! Crack! What the (insert chicken sound here) is going on now? Did that utility pole jump out just to rase a ruccus? No, I know what happened: The utility pole committed suicide-by-prefab-house-truck B-cause it got depressed from just standing there. Submitted on 3-26-07 11:41 PST by Splatman.

Huh????



either spelling of "flier" is OK.

Tomorrow when you wake up, your husband will be dead. The next day, he'll be alive. Then dead, then alive, then... Oh, wait.

Shit. I used to get to painstakingly page through our Medi-Cal binder and pull out the obsolete pages and replace them with the updated pages, back when I had a terrible shitty job in the mid-90s. I'm sad I did not get to recieve your awesome flier! Oh, wait. No I'm not.









CREEPY!





Wow! Can you tell me when I'll get to visit the pyramids? Good work, Rob. I hope that everyone involved in the accident was okay.

Rob, you are a genius.



I woke up today to my roommate and her boyfriend yelling about something. (I couldn't decide good or bad because they yell no matter the topic) I sat up in bed and turned on the television while thinking "I remember this, the television show that will be on will be about airplane parts and how some will be made obsolete and others more efficient." The television came to and what was on but a show about changing the lubrication in airplane engines. At first I was excited, then I let the weirdness sink in and ruin the day. ANYWAY.......twas a unique experience!



Ugh! Rob your site is on a downhill slide. What happened to the old days when your experiments/articles/pranks were fun and made me laugh? :-(



wetness!



pantyhose!

With a little photoshop, you can totally steal that pole picture and make a second flyer!









Quit the printing business, you've got 1337 future hacking skillz.

I hope you also make a flier about renewing Veronica Mars!

Correlation trumps Causality yet again! Take that logic! :)

This is Great. I lau7ghed in class because of this.





Mmmmmm synchronicity. Delicious! - Carl theWAREHOUSE





It would have been far more freaky had it had been a Med-Cal delivery truck...







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I would have been really impressed if the pole was actually hit by a "Medi Cal Updates" truck.

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That's funny in a way, really.



pointless.

Cool! This is just like that one episode of 'Amazing Stories', the one where they're in an old WWII bomber that's got to make an emergency landing, with no landing gear, so the one guy on the crew who can draw draws the plane with cartoon wheels and they land safely. Only your story is like, you know, completely different.



I use the name "Robstradamus" among some friends b/c I can sometimes predict certain things happening....not typically in the realm of windfalls...unfortunately. Usually it's just which lame friend won't show up to a BBQ. You can use the name too.

your flyer is awesome

Thats awesome :)







weird





yea...what DID the superbowl prank say?

You don't expect us to believe this.



I dunno... Kinda...







Rob, for your centrifuge experiment, try jacking up the wheels on the car, a la Ferris Bueller. Just don't kick your car while it's up on the jacks.



Awesome, go use your powers to get rich like Sylvia Brown



it would have been a greater irony if the truck had been delivering the flyers you designed.



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haha, rob you loser, where is the flying letters coming out of the pole? :P dave

I like how I can see you with the camera in the first photo. Here's hoping your second flier comes true too. ~ Evil Jim

go to my website: http://www.cockeyed.com there are lots of interesting articles about experiments of the everyday and much more



Wow - pre-framed walls? Aren't they innocent until proven guilty? California is messed up.

what was the message put out by the Prince Party packs?









HOLY CRAP! Make one with some 18yr old in Alabama finding a million dollars and getting to keep it...yes! That's a winner!





If you win, can I holla at some of that?

Dude! Your freaking me out!!!







gay

this comments thing needs some work

Your "stories" are getting worse and worse. Where are the updates to "How Much is Inside?"?????

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Yo YO YOOOOOOOOOOOO!



I have no comment.







What would really have been strange? If the walls had then been emailed to the jobsite, so no work delay would have occurred!

I'm sure someone will say somethings about Rhonda Byne's "The Secret". I think that book is total bullshit, though.







everything happens for a reason eh?

wooooot











I KNEW you were going to post this story.... Aaron Mt. Shasta







Sweet-now that's just uncanny. Go in the show business!

I was once drunk and, fallnig off my bike, was craftily predicted much earlier to do the same.





Life imitates art?



Not really.



i saw your mom









I have an oversized load also!

BUT NOT A BROKEN POLE!





My friend Drew took a shit in a phantom Denny's in Texas.

If you make a flier and actually win the mega millions, I will start a religion in your honor. Rightfully so, I'd call dibs on some of that fortune. I know we have no association whatsoever, but I offer this rebuttal: "C'moooooon" Hugs & Kisses, Andrew

Strange!

Rob, It would seem, that you work around the corner from me. -Sparky



Can you do a flyer of me winning lotto? -Andrew



Shouldn't OVERSIZE LOAD be OVERSIZED LOAD? That always bugs me, but I guess I'm wrong, because Firefox says OVERSIZED isn't a word.







Doesn't look very similar to me.









okey-dokey

woah. just woah.





Spooky.





I have a premonition: Severus snape will die in book 7 O_O



Last sentence = LOL









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