970 Great ideas for the new Starbucks Coffee Name!

Here are the first batch of results for the challenge: Name the new, larger drink at Starbucks.

Thank you for your help, all you helpful helpers!

The Hummer
Fortissimo
Nueve
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.
enorme (Italian for "jumbo")
the greedy bastard
Elephanto
Primo
mucho libre
Bladder Buster
Big Gulp
massive member..... either that or just "really big"
Sgabello Allentato. That is translated in Italian to "Loose Stool"... which is exactly what you would get after drinking 32 ounces of coffee at once.
gargantuan
Huguenot
Just call it an 'American' because their large is always bigger than a large anywhere else in the world.
inutile grande
friggin' huge
Gut Bucket
Bombastic
big
"Gigante" is too obvious.
I submit: 
"Fuggeddaboute"
3rd world exploitation.....e
Vente... Deluxe
Vente 2: Payback
Vente Vente 
Bismarck
Super Vente
Super Vente...Deluxe
Super Vente Deluxe Small
Super Vente Deluxe Large
The Emasculator
The 32DD
The Republican
26 Oz. of Lovin'
32 oz. of Revenge
super-mega-large-oh-my-how-the-hell-am-i-going-to-drink-all-of-that?
The Lilliputian simulator 
Gigas
Fatty.
The Well of endless sorrow
The Japan Offender
The Homer
26 - Temporary Boredom Relief
32 - Sustained Boredom Relief
Vente, With an RSS feed!
The Sneeze
"My home this is"
Darth Bucket
extra big
Unicron Tall
shaq-size
wallet emptier
monsigner
diarrhèc)e
nebuchadnezzar
er i meant "monsignor"
El Hugo
Starbuckaroo Banzai
Ludicrous Size
double-D
b'gas (as in "gimme a b'gas coffe!")
extra-larger (yours)
Hindenburg
Ridiculo
Juggernaut
Titan
Lengthy
Molto
bige
Mondo?
Mungo?
Bigo!
Nescafe pick-me-ups
Great rewards from Nescafe when you save bean tokens from special jars.
the Exploding Bladder
way too fucking big
american
caffine poisioning
Tycho Brahe (look up how he died)
Darth Vente
mega
Tankard
ya a steamy hot 26 ounces of coffee sounds just awsome to spill in my lap
Mungo
voluminous
colossal
Supreme
Ginorme (Jie-NOR-may)
The insomne
Big Gulp
bob
gigantico
The American Grizzley
Sterco. Latin for excrement.
obviously, the "peccato".
macho
macho
I can't believe I'm paying 8$ for 2 more ounces!
The "Gross Consumption"
gordo
Massivo!!
BUCKET
"That's a Huge Bitch"
36DD
Melted Glacier Size
Now in 'Horse Testical' size!
kowabunga
Doopee
tremolii massimi
American size?
tanker
Zittern
large
terremoto
piggy piggy piggy, fuck, piggy piggy
Gargantuan
pretenzioso
gigante
The WTF?! Size
aneurysmal
"tazza di merda". It means "cup of shit" in Italian. Or, if you want to be nice, how about "più grande tazza". It means "largest cup" in Italian. 
Mama Mia!
OZZY RULES!!!!!
Fatte
vente seis
colibri
costoso (itallian for expensive)
strata
big glup
XS.
the 'grande vente'
Colossos
-----------
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gigudne
The Oprah
colosso
Monstrositi
Cheval
Frickin-Mega-Huge-Kick you in the ass!
*or
Holy Crap, There gonna allow you to serve a drink that big!!!
Bigger than; you know what.
Bladder-filler
Mucho
idiota
Gigante
humungo
The Juggernaut
ventisimo
"pule"
Twitcher Cup
Bucket
vente-sixe
Grandisimo
-ambios
giganto
trente
-ambios
cuarente
-ambios
the bladder buster
Lente
-ambios
Gigante
The "two restroom breaks before my 9:00 shift" size.
Captain Ahab -ambios
Corporate Bloat!
lard barn
The Robert Wadlow
There's all sorts of Italian phrases that could be applied to good effect, for example;
grandi natiche (large buttocks)
il mio inguine (my groin)
the Uber
quatre-vingt six
bellissimo
"Vente" is Italian for "twenty", so I'm hoping vente is intended to convey "a 24 oz cup with 4 oz of ice and 20 oz of beverage." Otherwise, the Interlingual Polizia will be visiting Seattle.
"Monstri"?
"Soffio Doppio"? (Italian for "double bladder")
Since it's a cup size, how about "Double D"?
extra large (screw starbuck's stupid naming system!)
"tente" as in as big as a tent.
elephante
Gigantor
Hummer. Evokes the size of the vehicle, and it's funny to imagine people ordering a hummer at a coffee shop.
Elephantèc)
Gordo
ubercafe
venti x-treem
Corpus Mentallis
First I thought of "monstro" for the monster size of coffee you'd receive.
Then I thought "padrino" would be kinda funny.
But then I decided "nonno" would be the best. You play off the same patriarch theme of "padrino," but you add the daily confusion of people constantly saying "no-no" in their order.
"Welcome to Starbuck's, how may I help you?"
"Hi, I'll have a latte nonno."
"You want a latte nonno, or no, you don't want a latte?"
"Nonno latte."
"Ok, you don't want a latte. What CAN I get you?"
And then Abbott and Costello style craziness ensues.
I propose naming it the "busto della vescica" (or, bladder buster in italian). Perhaps it could be called a "busto" for short. 
(contributed by The Fishmonger: http://thefishmongersplace.blogspot.com/
The Super Kick in the butt caffine joltinator.
I would like to see it called the mezzo pazzo in anticipation of the next larger size, the pazzo.
BFC
Brainicular Forskinus
Super small giant size
Liquid snot
Elephantisis
The ovarian cancer causer
The F5 (For refresh)
The Ulcerator
Since starbucks has no real attachment to reason or accountability, I would vote for "palamino"
Keith Chegwins back fat
The Honkster
Bottechelli's Nadsack
ginormo
Starbucks sucks.
the atlantian size
Megamerican
Veppimongo
hooj
The Vendetta
Vente Vici
super mucho grande
Taco Del Grande
Excessive
The Caffinator!
Giante
souper douper
El Gordo!
venter vente
ZONTA
Mega Mocha...with or without mocha
Moltee Grandee
benna
calderone
jacuzzi
vasca
Enema
vrande
uber
gigante
gigante
Wall Bouncer
sensa
Name the new size 'zomr' in favor of the ever inspiring web culture to purposefully butcher the english language.
Big
Gordo
merde
Big Motherfucker
Extra Tall
Fermata
The Bladderatti
big
A thirty sack
the mondo
the Über
kilimanjaro
the ginormous
Gargunza 
Dinomaculate
"26 oz. size"
the "waste of money"
wait, make it more italiano: Ginormoso
mondo
Death
jobe (pronounced : ho-bay), mega, mega-licious, duro, desperte, sexe, "deffinitely not overcompensation"
"GIVE ME MY F-IN COFFEE, you have now idea how crappy I feel right now so BACK OFF!"
The Bucket.
The Big, Fuckoff, Cup!
fat
dixie
antisveltie
Massive
fat
bukakee
Bladder-buster
the "take out a second mortgage"-e
Pilate or Caesar
titanic
biggero
hyper
Kirstie Alley
super craptastic
ridonculously big
biggie sized
"frode" (Italian for "swindle" or "ripoff")
Large
Lots of bad coffee!
Fuckin' Huge
to big, way tooo big
Big Gulp
The new size of drink must be called the "fregare".
BIGGEST CUP EVVVERRR!
muoy vente
That'll do it!
Large
Big
cocaine substitute
Buckey!
costoso
The Levitra
Crucible
Mussolini
Full Monte (pronounced montay)
guargantualicious
holycrapletspretendtobeitalianamente.
hopefully, the new size will be large enough to fit it.
stomach esplosion!
the poop bucket
juggernaut bitch!
The Deficit :)
The Americano
Il Gordo
Un Milagro
a Carafe
a Giraffe :)
Il Toscano
the "rip-off"
MEATBALL
Face-blaster 9000.
grosse
Le Destroyer des mondes
PortaPotte
venti sei
crazy huge
jeboram
douchebag
megacaff
Vista
grande-vente
twitchy
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fuckin huge
super glup
-.....--.
or
dash dot dot dot dot dot dash dash dot
(It says "Big")
cockeyed
Glutton
ventaga
How about the whogivesaventeshite
nuclear war
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Copia
superman
Buste
The American Dream
BIG GULP
the shorty forty
the fad (for a limited time only)
the "Über"
The Aegean! The Caspian! The Baltic!
Eric in Lynnwood
catholic
insonne 
(Babblefish it)
The Bloat
The Fatass
Suburbanite
!Le Absoluto!
bigasse
Godzilla!
Riesiges Getränk- german meaning, big drink
groot- dutch meaning, big
бг/4Тьшг/4й- russian meaning, big
gigantesco- portuguese, gigantic
iVente
Il Ridiculoso Massivo
OMGWTFCOFFEE
!!!!!
The Euro-Vente
Stinky
Pastor Size
The Bucket
Grande Gulp
muy muy macho
Your mom.
bladder buster
"edge" (the final "e" is pronounced "ay" as in "grande" and "vente")
Huge-Ass
'Spenzive
Monster
gigante
gigante
Ultra (BUY IT) Supreme (BUY IT) Fantastic
the "Whoa"
summa maxime
Obnoxious
Big Ass 
Garibaldi
too fucking much coffee
enorme
Über!
gigante
Quarter pounder with beans.
excessive
n
very vente
giganto
indecente
Aaaaaargh it shall be named "grande tazza super spettacolare"
nano
Bolshoi
nano
fucking huge
Yuppie
MUCHO
Starpukes - ambios
GIGANTE
HOW ABOUT THE BIG FUCKER !
gosh
Only In America. or for short, American. 
enorme
mondo
bigger grande
hot coffee squirt
Godzilla
grandissimo
Mozalini
googol
A french
trough
hugamungo
gigantor
Big Gulpi
el capitan!!!
el capitan!!!
Friggin' Huge!
Gigante
Sixbucks
too much
the "uber"
el capitan!!!
the biggie
el gigante
George Bush Hates Blak People
biggest
Extra Large
super vente
taller vente
enorme
extra-vente
alot de pipi 
I'd-like-to-spend-my-whole-day-peeing-please.
Heart Palpitation
große
too big
SuperSize
Spente Latte
"the consumer whore"
Widow Maker -- Dave E.
Not Short
quaranta
freakin' huge
the "whinie"
as in, the demeanor of Starbucks employees when you attempt to order a "small," "medium," or "large" (some won't serve you until you use the starbucabulary)
Giant's Thimble
yeti
the Garganto, the snooty fifth, the asshole, wake up homo, and new small
Really Really Big
Twitchy Sr.
ventenormous, very vente, king vente, 
"Gigantesco" -Sammi E., Minneapolis MN
The Epic
Rosy O' Donnell
morte... death by caffeine.
Ginormous
long
The Most Holy Volume
fat american size
The Caffeine Fiend
Tremendously Huge
Big
<blink>shrimpy</blink>
Wumbo
Caffeine-psychosis-inducer
big
gallon
"The Fat American"
Maxe
mondo
Vente Vente Guisarme Vente
la mer
the "Rosie O'Donnel"
Ultra
coffee trough
supersize
honker
overwhelminge
"Extra large"
"Gigantesco"
"Gigante"
"Ritardato"
"Astrodome"
Maximo
Enorme.
It is Spanish, it means huge and it seems to fit right in with "grande" and "vente". But what do I know?
"Costco"
the Uber
Das Coffee
cost-le
Really freakin' big coffee
el huge-o
Brave Woman
Uber!
Rosie O' Donnell
Uber!
The Oprah Winfr-e
The Oprah
2001: A Starbucks Odessey
A Coffee-work Orange
The Adrenal-terminator
money pit
muchos
The Stalin
unnecessare
WARNING - Caffiene-Induced-Seizure-size
Vaccuum sucking mount.
The "insane" (put an umlaut over the "a"...
The "larde"
The "jumbe"
penis
lardassissmo
Tonat
ass-aggrandizer
sudden death
trenta (30 in italien)
Extreme
gumbo
gigante
brobdingnagian
buckette
leviathan
The Pee-Inducer.
Vasto (italian for vast)
the el capitan guy is a jackass.
ULTRA MEGA MAXXX 9000
Large
dorke
gulpe
coste
al dente
buffet
brute
loote
boote
robusto or robusta
friggin' huge
-super macho grande
-extreme vente
-vente sei
I'd like to continue the Italian ounce description with "ventisei", but it'd be hard to distinguish in a noisy environment. Therefore I take a page from the chemists ("hyper" vs. "hypo" resolved using "per" for the former) and chop off the first syllable to get "tisei".
r0x0r j00r s0x0rz
ultimate coffee of pwnination
This is more coffee than should actually be sold in one cup.
whoa big
morte
Gluttoni
enorme
wtf
Bolto
or
uhh
Ginormalititus
Mega Money Waster
Extra Large, Since We Decided That We are Already Snobbish Enough By Not Calling The Other Sizes Small, Medium, and Large
mega-grande
gigantoventi
<a href="http://www.daddyzero.com">daddyzero.com</a>
Kirstie Alley
The Merde
veinte-siete
well it's Starbucks so how about "Really Big Cup o' Crap"
small
Anna Nicole Smith
way2muche
the kauphi
The full bladder
Cthulu Size
holicrappe
The Tub...girl
Enormi
twitchy
mongo
Anything but "el capitan!!!". Ballot stuffing sucks.
mas vente
The Second Mortgage
merda santa!
Obeso - Italian for "obese"
Obeseo - Italian for "Obese."
the "fucking big one"
El Gigante
coffee bell grande
your mama
the wyoming
huuuuuuuuge
the christpuncher
the abe vigoda
the wacky wallwalker
the jackie brown
the herpes express
spacemonster special
Super Vente
dooglebarker
flemjallopy
kantarcarus
bointnoy
drigiladimus
JESUS T**TY F***ING CHRIST size
-Eichenator
the einstein
the edison
the henry ford
the sputnik
the black people
Boobies
Fuck Michigan
irrelevantory
fortissitude
lamentary
elgarklimbo
country music
Lynch all the niggers
the "good-luck-finishing-it-without-pissing-yourself"
the exxon juan valdez
the sufjan stevens
no one knows how gay i am. 
Super mega out-of-Control size
the captain!!!
Super Big Gulp
"large", but pronounced to rhyme with "grande"
vente seeks?
the beaner
"vasto" (italian for huge/enormous)
"janbo" (japanese for jumbo)
~Sent by Laurie in Whittier,Ca.
Humongo
The Defibrulatte
ginormous
The 2nd Mortage Size
vaginormous
super-starbucks-is-fucking-expensive-and-only-pretentious-assholes-buy-coffee-from-them-size
12 minutes to waffner
!Super Big Gulp!
maximo
great-a big-a cuppa o' crap-a
giante
Everest
Vesusius
Mondo
Waytoomucho
Here's my name: Toofreakinmuchlousycoffeeinahugecupte.
enorme
your done
The Coffeeham
xxxl (triple extra large)
èc)norme - (Italian/French) ~ snyder.nate@gmail.com
Puente
groß (German, pernounced Grosse)
Vagina
uber-grande
Merde!
ridicularge
Titan
Grande "Tall" Vente Jr. (aka Shorty)
Gargantuan Guzzle
The independant coffee-shop rapist
Addictèc)
It not-so-subtly describes how they hang on to their customer base despite seriously inflated prices.
Bladder burster
obese
Bravissimo!
nice earrings, stacy
ginormouse
titanic
Super Star!
megrande, as in mega-grande!
huge!
fat-asse
supreme?
yeti. Rawrrrrrrr.
retarded
Corporate
I think it should be called the "girthy".
Four man bobsled. Teen Challenge. Ne pas petit. Gut Busta. Toyota Supra. Dance mix (extended play). Junk in the trunk. Mother's Worry. Beverage Bucket. Head of the glass. Flintstone's car tipper. "You keep the pail". Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy. Bloated Elvis.
Mother of all cafeine, latte with a hint of cinnamon
the "primo"
bucketto (slightly smaller than a bucket)
Ginormous
Queen Ann's Revenge
El Crescendo Maximo
the whole pot 'o' coffee
Molto Vente
maximo
SPORK!
quarté (that last character is an "e" with an accent)
bombisimo
uber
for fatties
Fattastic!
The Goat
bladder buster
Enormi.
Sixbucks.
ginourmous
caffè infinitamente enorme
google
maximo
supremo
grasso
pants
the big bastard
The "Torino". Sounds big (like a bull, perhaps?), and also pays homage to the recent Olympics.
The Star Jones
bladder buster
Giganto
'The D-Cuppa'
The "Yeah, we know 8 bucks is a lot to pay for coffee, But come on... look how much your getting!"
Juan Valdez's hemmorhoid
The ass blaster
big gulp
Super colon blow
unnessesare
"enorme"
Hot coffee for hot wives size. 
The Vat. The Vente-quattro-o-trenta-due. The Swig. The Honker. 
Fat
caffeinaximus!
"avido"...something like "glutton in italian"
"avido"...something like "glutton" in italian...lol
"molto"..."much" in italian
"troppo"..."too much" in italian
"Andre" (The Giant)
Trenta
Big.
obesity enabler
Montroso.
the starbucks big sip
The "suavemente", of course.
mega
american
the grandest cup of all
indulgente
supersize
fortissimo
viente y sies
Well, "venti" is named for the twenty ounces, so I think a 26-ounce size should be called a "sei," since it would probably cost six dollars. 
Since they already hyperbolized the smaller sizes with the absurdly untruthful "tall" for the small size and "grande" for the medium size, perhaps the biggest size would have to be "di cazzo enorme."
Americano
gigante
the "munde" followed by the ....
Tuesde
Wednesde
Thursde
or
Fride
gigundoid
ginormous
starbucks corporate size
asino enorme
the "liter"
The Bladder Buster
Mondo
tiny
"Bucket"
Craptaculous
Egregio
"cabron" or,
"guapo" 
Mondo
Cofe
Super Big Gulp
pee every 10 minutes cup
The "groot"
gigando
Small - just to make the process that much more confusing.
barril
Jay Gatsby
Vesuvian
mondo
"gordo"
tall vente, then after that they can make grande vente and if that's still not big enough vente vente.
immenso
Monkopolis
Ann Arbor, Michigan
mucho gusto
la gulpe grande
big
Friggin' Ginormous
grande
the "american"
puni
Black Mamba
glutton
extra-large
Fucking Huge
Caffeine Crippler
Ass-widening dose of sugar and milk, with double caramel
unnecessary
trenta
vivaldi
nonsense

stupido
vivaldi
vivaldi
frigginhuge
The Colossus
large
you'llneverdrinkallofthis
Vente is French for "sale." The only thing better than a sale is a dollar store, so how about "mémoire du dollar."
since venti = 20 in Italian, how about "trenta" (30)
Americans-are-dumb Sized!
that'l be $12 bucks
penisola - which is Italian for peninsula [in keeping with the Italian names theme] defined as " a portion of land nearly surrounded by water and connected with a larger body by an isthmus". It keeps the idea of fluid and implies the way people keep one connected to themselves at all times. 
Also, it begins with "penis". 
twopiss
spende
The Elevente. Big enough to give a pachyderm jitters.
Europeans_Are_Pretentious_Dweebs_Who_Probably_Want_This_Size_Called_American_But_Can_Lump_It
a
meccha-vente
gravente
gigantamundo
How about the Robert Waldow?
the "Über drink"
Kidney Busta
Uberalles.
Mangia
Largo
the excrement bomb
Oops I Crapped My Pants
Liver Failure
the "giganto", the "bladder-buster", the "you're not going to sleep for a couple days", the "kitchen sink", the "bucket" (or to go with the italian theme, the "secchio", which means bucket) ^_^
toobigtobeheathy-e
The "bucket", pronounced "bouquet" (shamelessly stolen from a BBC comedy series about a pretentious lady.
Mondo
Uber
vente viccier
Big Ass
13 dollars
caffiene bucket
Bono
Craptacular
Pule
crap weasel
flower pot
Djibouti
Fucktastic
kegger
the heckabig
Gallon.
ventisix
Gordo
quart-o
enorgigantalus
SUMO...
EL BIGGIE...
"RAN OUT OF STUPID ITALIAN NAMES" size
fucking ridiculoous
Still not worth how much you have to pay to get it...
mondo
The Kidney Flush! The Spike! The 
Java Canteen! The Deep End! No Sleep For You! The Giant's Thimble!
Instant POOP
Viaggio
madre de dios
enorme
Medium
big gulp
a liter of cola
skyscraper
Riese
Humongous
wimsicle cup
family-cup
American-Style
Sugar-Bomb
Bomb
barbell
x-treme
Hardcore
Meshugga
Vesuvius, like the volcano with so much hot lava in it that it pukes and killed Pompeii
enorme
Lardass
Gigante
Good God - Why are you drinking this?!
ubercafe
Bou
the "epic"
supremo caliente rah rah!
Giga Brew
NinJA!!
giraffe
Obnoxious 
Dialysis
uber-venti
Ahab
Largesse
ass master
Coffee is bad for you... I want radio buttons.
bibo
Holy frickin' huge
gigantor
ginormous
el gigante
el capitan
Bibo. From the Latin; to drink.
the twohande
how about... Big ass ol'? As in, I'd like a Big ass ol' mocha frappucino?
venti sei
extra large. damnit use regular size names.
"swago" and "omicho"
ha ha who am i kidding.
George Pompulotas
Uberrinopiouslatite
Hu-Mungo
Holy Crap It's Huge!!
American Size
Gigantissimo
Ventissimo
Bladder Buster
Excessivo
macho
colonic
gigantic
monstrous
ridiculously big
jumbo
supra
Star Jones
I am so upset they Voted off DAVID RADFORD on American Idol... ya'll should have voted for him!
Bullet
Oh my god, I've had tooo much caffeine!
The Collossus
humungo
Really at this point I think all you can do is work on some version of big or extreme, so I give you..."Extremo"
Fuck corporate whores. Grow your own food. If you can't, buy from local, independent businesses, who supply organic, fair-trade products. Why does it cost 29c for a bunch of bananas, when an apple grown 100mi away costs a dollar?!?
Obnoxious
badonkadonk
wallet sucker
uber
Stomache
Doo Doo Brown
We're raping small buisnesses!
Pukeasaurus Rex
The Caffeine Enema
Porky
Crunk Juice
Sabado Gigante
The venti isn't big enough already?
Centauri
tiny
wewantyourmoney size
enormi
xtra
50 gallon drum
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