Dane J. in Santa Rosa bought satan for his annual Halloween bash.
His bid of $71 won the auction, and he agreed to pay $30 for delivery to his house in Northern California.
I drove down to Sue's house in Albany to pick up Satan. I touched him up with a little paint and dried it with a hairdrier.
Next I crammed him into the hatchback of my car and headed to Santa Rosa.
Due to a legal technicality, I wasn't allowed to use the carpool lane on the trip. I arrived almost an hour late to Dane's home.
welcomed Satan into his garage, and paid me in cash... a true patron of
the arts! I made him promise to give Satan a good home.
You can't tell in this photo, but his license plate reads "Linux".
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Nov. 10th, 2002.