This list emerged from a discussion about the price of gasoline.

Everyone complains when the price of gasoline goes up, but it remains one of the cheapest liquids available for sale. Here are 47 liquids and their prices, in order, from cheapest to most expensive.


Product Photos Liquid

Container Size (ounces)

Price per Container Price Per Gallon
tap water 41708928 $120.00 $0.00
Folgers Coffee (black) 998.6 $5.50 $0.70
unleaded gasoline 128 $3.059 $3.05
Kool-Aid 256 $3.69 $1.85
Clorox bleach 128 $2.20 $2.20
lowfat milk 128 $3.79 $3.79
automotive antifreeze 128 $4.19 $4.19
Coffee Mate 64 $2.77 $5.54
Carlo Rossi blush wine 135.6 $5.99 $5.65
egg (chicken) 2 $0.09 $5.76
Evian spring water 33.8 $1.69 $6.40
Coca-Cola syrup 640 $40.99 $8.20
Budweiser 12 $0.83 $8.88
Windex 67.6 $5.39 $10.21
Pentrex plant fertilizer 128 $12.95 $12.95
Hershey's chocolate syrup 24 $2.48 $13.23
Kikkoman soy sauce 40 $4.79 $15.33
latex house paint 128 $16.50 $16.50
Jamba Juice 22 $3.75 $21.82
Liquid Nails 10.5 $1.97 $24.02
Soup Peddler Soup (delivered) 32 $7 $28
Red Bull energy drink 8.3 $1.99 $30.69
Armor All 16 $3.99 $31.92
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Head & Shoulders shampoo 25.4 $7.49 $37.74
Rain X 16 $4.99 $39.92
Absolut Vodka 59.3 $26.99 $58.26
Roundup herbicide 320 $158.00 $63.20
grapeseed oil 30.4 $16.50 $69.47
Renu contact lens solution 12 $7.69 $82.03
Tabasco sauce 5 $3.69 $94.46
Robitussin DM 12 $10.29 $109.76
fresh squeezed wheat grass 2 $1.95 $124.80
vanilla extract 8 $7.99 $127.84
Liquid Paper 0.6 $0.93 $198.40
scintillation cocktail 132 $216.00 $209.45
Penicillin 8.47 $19.95 $301.49
Punky Colour hair dye 3.5 $8.95 $327.31
patchouli oil 8 $50.40 $806.40
Cover Girl nail polish 0.4 $2.79 $892.80
human blood (processing fee) 16.9 $200.00 $1,514.79
GHB 1 $20.00 $2,560.00
black ink from an ink cartridge 1.42 $29.97 $2,701.52
mercury 11.52 $309.00 $3,433.33
insulin (Humulin L) 0.34 $25.00 $9,411.76
 

 

 

Chanel No.5 perfume 1 $200.00 $25,600.00
LSD 0.125 $120.00 $122,880.00
Thailand cobra venom 0.67 $800.00 $152,835.82
scorpion venom 0.0067 $2.034.00 $38,858,507.46

 

That is Summer in the photos. Thanks Summer!
I've used 22 of these liquids, if you have used more, let me know... maybe you are the liquid superstar!
Current Liquid Superstar: Chris Harvey, with a score of 40.

Thanks to everyone that sent information on insulin vs. penicillin, including Walter, Garrett Logan, Carrie (Scott's girlfriend), another Carrie, UJ, Sue, Chris Harvey, Daniel Ruff and Rebecca Pinkoski. I compiled this jumble of insulin information and Rebecca wrote this cohesive explanation.

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