I Caught Kevin Hoeffer Barbecuing at Costco

Hey! Guess who I saw barbecuing at Costco? Kevin Hoeffer!

Yeah, you know him. He pops up all the time, all over Facebook and SurftheChannel among other places, sharing his secret to magical internet riches working part time from home.

(click the image if you want to visit his website and listen to his voice)

I've seen him and his damn website so many times I was starting to feel like he was my real life enemy.

Which is crazy, because I've never even met him. He grew up in California, he has his own website, I even have a shirt almost just like the one he is wearing!

Honestly, I think I was just JEALOUS!

After all, he...

  • makes his own schedule
  • Is making more money than he was before
  • It was easy for him to get started
  • He got my first check within a week

He makes $7,500 a month and he traded in his ghastly Ford Taurus for a beautiful Mercedes! Son of a Bitch.

Well, as usual, when it comes to actually running into a sworn enemy, I was happy when I ran into him in real life.

In fact, when I saw him and his family on this box for a Camp Chef Expedition three griddle range, I laughed and laughed.

I laughed because I knew that everything he said before, every single thing he wrote and every single thing in his voiceover was a damn lie.

 



 




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Robert

Work at Home Truth also has a hilarious article titled _(Drum Roll) Pipe Manufactururers May See New Demand for Account Managers!_.


Terminator
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 2:16 am


Rob

There goes THAT get rich quick scheme... next thing I bet you\'re going to tell me is that I don\'t have any rich dying uncle/relative or lottery/national winnings coming from Nigeria. I think I\'m going to sell dietary suppliments at outrageous prices... oh, wait.


Robby the Robot
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 4:44 am


Bob

Dude, you must answer all comments! ALL!!! Didn\'t you know? Another great article, Rob. Really, for all the fun and games at cockeyed.com, I think I like the service of these scam-buster articles the best. Keep up the good work, man.


Starscream
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 7:42 am


Jordan

Have I told you that I originally found your site while trying to prove to a friend that his multi-level marketing opportunity was not going to make him rich? He got involved with a company selling mangosteen juice. I showed him your series on Herbalife and he soon started looking for a real job. So thanks for going the extra mile to show the man behind the curtain for these scams.


Maximillian
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 9:32 am


Becci

That was entertaining. I\'m almost sorry you didn\'t go more into depth. I\'m huge!!


Tom Servo
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 11:10 am


Tdogg

Strange that Mary\'s money blog picture of their trip to France looks like Main Street USA at Disney Land. The Brasil shirt had me cracking up!


Pris
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 11:24 am


Beep

Post a resume on Craigslist and you\'re sure to get hundreds of emails with the same content. Ask me how I know ;)


R2D2
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 11:25 am


Evil Jim

Dirrr..... directiiivve?


Wall-E
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 11:43 am


Brandon

I think I saw a site like these once, with fake comments. The reason for the comments being closed, though, was something like there had been too much abusive spam. Huh? Why would anyone want to spam these big-time winners?


Robby the Robot
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 11:47 am


Paul

Nice. The irony is your google adsense at the bottom of this page links to a bunch of these sites. I guess you can\'t expose them without promoting them a little.


Aibo
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 12:28 pm


edgar

the best part about your pages are the google ads for \"work at home\" and \"best home business\" and \"$40,956.05 in one month\" perhaps you should dump your google ads that are earning you money by bilking people out of theirs.


Dalek
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 5:13 pm


Shannon

The only reason I found your blog was because I was looking into a \"work at home\" opportunity a few years back. I searched the name of the company and found your page on Herbalife. I\'m glad you\'re putting the word out there about the scumbots. And if more people stay to read the fun stuff you have here, all the better ;-)


Tom Servo
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 7:24 pm


JimsShip

I wonder if the tax man ever investigates his long winded claims of making thousands in a month.


B9
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 10:08 pm


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T-1000
Tuesday 09th of June 2009 11:13 pm

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