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Custom Maps for Weddings and Other Events

Have you ever heard of pirates leaving a list of directions to find their treasure? No. They don't write down directions. They make maps. Like precious pirate treasure, your special event deserves a custom map, and I'm just the person to draw it for you.

For me, making maps is easy! Let me make one for you!

Clear, simple maps to guide guests to your wedding and reception.

Brides, Grooms and Event Planners
I'll work from a crowded, low-resolution Google map & transform it into an attractive illustration to accompany your wedding or event invitation.

Check out the Google map below. It's great for the web, jammed with colors and information, rendered onscreen at 72 dots per inch:

Google Map
Wedding Invitation Map

But a typical road map won't work for your wedding invitation. You need a "line-drawing", an .eps file of simplified, vector-based artwork.

Google Map
Wedding Invitation Map

Why So Affordable?

First among the questions which I anticipate will be asked frequently, (QWIAWBAFs) is why are you producing custom maps for just $55 $33?

Answer: Although you can hardly buy a custom made jack-o-lantern for that tiny sum of money, $55 is just the beginning of the income stream for me. I'll sell you this map for $55, then sell the same map to ten other couples in the next two years. That's $550 for a few hours' work. Potentially it's a real cash monster!

Event Venues Owners
Save your guests from using a crappy screen grab of MapQuest to guide guests to your temple, banquet hall or rose garden. Enlist me to create a full color or black-ink map in a format best for printing (eps file).

People are more dependant than ever on smart phones and GPS, but can you depend on that technology to guide people to your important life event? Yes. Probably you can. But give them a map just in case.

Cockeyed Custom Event Maps can help describe details of an event which don't fit into other places on an elegant invitation, such as:

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